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coworker told me about how when he was a kid he was digging holes in his backyard looking for dinosaur bones but only found part of an old cowboy boot before his mom made him stop she said he was tearing up the yard but it sounds to me like she murdered a cowboy
August 23, 2026 at 1:45 AM
coworker told me about how when he was a kid he was digging holes in his backyard looking for dinosaur bones but only found part of an old cowboy boot before his mom made him stop she said he was tearing up the yard but it sounds to me like she murdered a cowboy
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Let's change our name from Department of Defense to Department of War and then go lose one
August 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Let's change our name from Department of Defense to Department of War and then go lose one
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Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane.
Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere
Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere
Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
August 27, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane.
Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere
Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere
Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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You should be able to take trains to all major sports stadiums.
August 14, 2026 at 10:18 PM
You should be able to take trains to all major sports stadiums.
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Charles Schultz: His parents neglect him, the other kids laugh at him, a mean girl tortures him with a football. Even his dog thinks he’s a loser
Publisher: I dunno
Charles Schultz: and he’s bald for some reason
Publisher: I dunno
Charles Schultz: and he’s bald for some reason
August 15, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Charles Schultz: His parents neglect him, the other kids laugh at him, a mean girl tortures him with a football. Even his dog thinks he’s a loser
Publisher: I dunno
Charles Schultz: and he’s bald for some reason
Publisher: I dunno
Charles Schultz: and he’s bald for some reason
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Hotel breakfasts should be all day. You don’t know me, you don’t know my life
July 25, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Hotel breakfasts should be all day. You don’t know me, you don’t know my life
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Brits are like “Look who’s boiling vegetables now.”
July 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Brits are like “Look who’s boiling vegetables now.”
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can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
June 24, 2026 at 2:45 PM
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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My bachelor’s degree in a nutshell. 😆
May 13, 2026 at 1:15 PM
My bachelor’s degree in a nutshell. 😆
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I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
April 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
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Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
February 23, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
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some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing
February 18, 2026 at 7:41 PM
some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing
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Midnight Diner available on Netflix is beautiful, haunting, affecting. Subtitles not dubbing. Poetry of the city from a great Japanese director. www.netflix.com/watch/80113542
Watch Midnight Diner | Netflix
A scarred man operates a midnight diner in the backstreets of Shinjuku. No one knows his name or his story, but his customers each bring him theirs.
www.netflix.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Midnight Diner available on Netflix is beautiful, haunting, affecting. Subtitles not dubbing. Poetry of the city from a great Japanese director. www.netflix.com/watch/80113542
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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RFK: [unintelligible semi-demonic croaking]
nuzzi: my god. kiss me
nuzzi: my god. kiss me
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
RFK: [unintelligible semi-demonic croaking]
nuzzi: my god. kiss me
nuzzi: my god. kiss me
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I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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got a haircut so bad that I had to give myself the “imagine you’re 90 being granted one wish to go back in time to this moment” pep talk in the driveway when I got home
October 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
got a haircut so bad that I had to give myself the “imagine you’re 90 being granted one wish to go back in time to this moment” pep talk in the driveway when I got home
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To whoever screamed “LOOK! IT’S SENATOR WHAT’S HER FACE!” at the State Fair, I hope you have an incredible day 😂
August 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
To whoever screamed “LOOK! IT’S SENATOR WHAT’S HER FACE!” at the State Fair, I hope you have an incredible day 😂
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