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God it's so hard having taste. I know most of you can't relate. But still. Have some sympathy.
July 27, 2026 at 10:27 PM
God it's so hard having taste. I know most of you can't relate. But still. Have some sympathy.
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Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved
August 25, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved
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We don't talk enough about stuff that's of personal interest to me. And it's amazing how few people know the information I've just learned
August 4, 2026 at 3:14 PM
We don't talk enough about stuff that's of personal interest to me. And it's amazing how few people know the information I've just learned
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Devastating that one of my hyperfixations (Odysseus) is in the public consciousness and I can't talk about it because I'm too much of a bitch.
July 27, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Devastating that one of my hyperfixations (Odysseus) is in the public consciousness and I can't talk about it because I'm too much of a bitch.
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drink less water. clench your jaw. worsen your posture. this is the time of monsters
February 24, 2026 at 5:25 AM
drink less water. clench your jaw. worsen your posture. this is the time of monsters
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HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison?
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
November 21, 2024 at 7:23 AM
HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison?
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
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i'd like to sincerely apologize for missing the mark with the satire in this post. the lack of clarity and purpose has led to it being mistaken for and contributing to that which it intended to criticize. i've since learned how the pyramids were built: very carefully
um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have
July 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
i'd like to sincerely apologize for missing the mark with the satire in this post. the lack of clarity and purpose has led to it being mistaken for and contributing to that which it intended to criticize. i've since learned how the pyramids were built: very carefully
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God forbid a girl darken someone's doorstep
May 18, 2026 at 1:39 PM
God forbid a girl darken someone's doorstep
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 4,1951
June 4,1951
June 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 4,1951
June 4,1951
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I like how you can see the fog of war like it's Diablo or something.
still actively obsessed w this
April 24, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I like how you can see the fog of war like it's Diablo or something.
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I NEED AN INTERVENTION LATER
January 22, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I NEED AN INTERVENTION LATER
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i love the feeling of cracking open a new fantasy novel, seeing a map, smiling placidly, thinking "i aint readin all that" and turning the page
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
i love the feeling of cracking open a new fantasy novel, seeing a map, smiling placidly, thinking "i aint readin all that" and turning the page
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From: Politician You Gave Money To 17 Years Ago
Subject: ONLY YOU CAN SAVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
Hi John,
Last November, I got my shit kicked in by conservative candidate Maysyn Featherwhite, the upstart leader of Georgians for White Christ. I'm not sure what happened but $100 would hit right now.
Subject: ONLY YOU CAN SAVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
Hi John,
Last November, I got my shit kicked in by conservative candidate Maysyn Featherwhite, the upstart leader of Georgians for White Christ. I'm not sure what happened but $100 would hit right now.
December 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
From: Politician You Gave Money To 17 Years Ago
Subject: ONLY YOU CAN SAVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
Hi John,
Last November, I got my shit kicked in by conservative candidate Maysyn Featherwhite, the upstart leader of Georgians for White Christ. I'm not sure what happened but $100 would hit right now.
Subject: ONLY YOU CAN SAVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
Hi John,
Last November, I got my shit kicked in by conservative candidate Maysyn Featherwhite, the upstart leader of Georgians for White Christ. I'm not sure what happened but $100 would hit right now.
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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the greatest youtube comment of all time
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
the greatest youtube comment of all time
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August 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Kinda worrying that having a strong praise kink makes me too powerful at stuff like dentistry or getting tattoos.
October 16, 2023 at 11:24 AM
Kinda worrying that having a strong praise kink makes me too powerful at stuff like dentistry or getting tattoos.
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"The Making of the Perfect Martini" by Guy Buffet (2000).
August 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"The Making of the Perfect Martini" by Guy Buffet (2000).
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tarot cards ain’t shit just use a standard deck of playing cards and then add like 22 random tcg cards if you like pretty pictures
August 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
tarot cards ain’t shit just use a standard deck of playing cards and then add like 22 random tcg cards if you like pretty pictures
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being chronically late or constantly flaking on plans doesn't make you a bad friend. it's a real condition and should be given infinite grace by everyone in your life. being completely unreliable is nothing to be ashamed of. in fact, it may even make you more virtuous than people who are considerate
July 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
being chronically late or constantly flaking on plans doesn't make you a bad friend. it's a real condition and should be given infinite grace by everyone in your life. being completely unreliable is nothing to be ashamed of. in fact, it may even make you more virtuous than people who are considerate