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BoltonJon
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Lefty lover of the randomness of art, movies, gigs, people and culture. Also love weird cars and mountain biking…
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Dear @mark-carney.bsky.social, we want to bring the relationship with Canada to the highest level possible.

I would like to work with you on opening the door for Canada to being the first associate member of the EU.

And create a common prosperity and economic security space.
September 16, 2026 at 8:27 AM
This man makes so much sense
As Andy Burnham makes his 1st Commons speech as PM today, I thought this worth a repost.

Eleven months ago, I was invited to speak at the @politico.eu Labour Party conference fringe event and asked why the govt was so unpopular, & what I’d have advised them to do. Perhaps they were listening?
September 1, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live:

White stripes
Eels
Gorrilaz
Leftfield
Bjork
Oasis
Blur
Beck
Massive Attack
Simon & Garfunkel
August 30, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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Bro. People are cool as fuck.
August 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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🎯
August 7, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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I caught two strikes and a Bluesky community guidelines violation for jokingly wondering how his story will end. We are all held to incredibly high standards while the president is held to zero.
July 28, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
July 27, 2026 at 10:40 AM
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Back to Withnail's (should it be Marwood's, he's the one who calls...?) phone box.

Anyway, saw Crow Crag from a distance, Uncle Monty's. All orderly white bell tents for some commodified Withnail experience.

As Danny the drug dealer said 'they're selling hippy wigs in Woolworths man'
July 22, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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I can dream, can't I?
July 8, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!
July 7, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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On my way, Clacton.
July 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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So, a joke MP with 5 houses bought for cash, links to criminality and a £5Mill ‘gift’ in his bank… is so enraged at being held to account… that he resigns from the MP role he never did anyway…and demands a “people v the establishment” by-election to vote him back in.
What an insufferable wanker.
July 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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England team doing well. Farage getting vigorously cunted. New progressive PM on the brink of entering Downing Street. Have we entered the other timeline? It's sketching me out.
July 6, 2026 at 11:12 AM
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The joy today is that hatred lost. Doesn't matter what you think of Burnham. Farage tried to invite a race riot. He dealt in explicitly racial rhetoric. If he'd won, many journalists would have considered it a vindication of his approach and branded our outrage evidence of how out of touch we are.
June 19, 2026 at 1:06 PM
For British movie fans in their 50s, this will bring you lots of warm memories of discovering ’proper’ movies! Moviedrome!!

youtu.be/TuA_m2llcRQ?...
Moviedrome: Welcome to the Cult | A BFI Player film
YouTube video by BFI
youtu.be
June 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Base model splendour in 2 litre form - it even smelt amazing! #weirdcarb
June 4, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Loved this 23 years ago! Well done!
May 15, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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Morning 😂.
May 12, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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April 20, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it.

This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.
April 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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I predicted someone like Trump many years ago, in THE DEAD ZONE. So now I'm saying this--in the next 12-16 months, we're going to find out if the two machines for the removal of a man unable to fulfill his duties actually work. They are impeachment and the 25th amendment. He is deeply unwell .
April 7, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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Meanwhile, on the moon...
April 3, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Just back into London from a trip through JFK.

America has truly become a 3rd world country with a paramilitary of cos-play soldiers with no uniform, ballistic vests, huge bellies and ridiculous tattoos searching my bags.

How the mighty have fallen.
March 27, 2026 at 7:13 AM
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i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”
March 12, 2026 at 8:23 AM
This says everything you need to know about the type of person who moves to the Middle East to make a tax-free buck……
March 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM