Brooke Jones
@book35.bsky.social
Only a fan of the cursèd sports teams.
Will rant about lacrosse, cooking, and dogs.
Will rant about lacrosse, cooking, and dogs.
Not that anyone here would disagree with me but firsthand…
Have the fall wedding. I watched my cats and Indiana with my best friends, I threw horns down at my cocktail hour, and got to pop into Georgia-Bama and KU-Utah during my reception, and I danced my face off in between. 10/10 would recommend.
Have the fall wedding. I watched my cats and Indiana with my best friends, I threw horns down at my cocktail hour, and got to pop into Georgia-Bama and KU-Utah during my reception, and I danced my face off in between. 10/10 would recommend.
October 11, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Not that anyone here would disagree with me but firsthand…
Have the fall wedding. I watched my cats and Indiana with my best friends, I threw horns down at my cocktail hour, and got to pop into Georgia-Bama and KU-Utah during my reception, and I danced my face off in between. 10/10 would recommend.
Have the fall wedding. I watched my cats and Indiana with my best friends, I threw horns down at my cocktail hour, and got to pop into Georgia-Bama and KU-Utah during my reception, and I danced my face off in between. 10/10 would recommend.
*Laughs in Vikings fan*
Week 4 early down SUPLEX rates!
SUPLEX is combined Successful play rate + Explosive play rate (my simple football version of OPS).
1st/2nd downs only, outside the final 2 minutes of each half, garbage time removed.
Top-right = good O/good D
0-4 Texans?
SUPLEX is combined Successful play rate + Explosive play rate (my simple football version of OPS).
1st/2nd downs only, outside the final 2 minutes of each half, garbage time removed.
Top-right = good O/good D
0-4 Texans?
October 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
*Laughs in Vikings fan*
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i just want her back
October 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
i just want her back
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Going to start walking around talking about the College Football Playoff-bound Northwestern Wildcats
October 4, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Going to start walking around talking about the College Football Playoff-bound Northwestern Wildcats
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Veronica Burton doesn't just have that dog in her, she has several of them
October 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Veronica Burton doesn't just have that dog in her, she has several of them
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WHAT A NIGHT FOR NORTHWESTERN SPORTS
October 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
WHAT A NIGHT FOR NORTHWESTERN SPORTS
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September 29, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Good teams win, great teams cover ⚛️
September 26, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Good teams win, great teams cover ⚛️
Horrifying (go cats)
Northwestern is pretty good
September 26, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Horrifying (go cats)
Shoutout disgruntled lesbians
Sophie Cunningham: 10 minutes, 0 points, 0/4 from 3, 1 turnover.
lol, lmao.
lol, lmao.
Lynx lead by 30 at the half
September 25, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Shoutout disgruntled lesbians
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i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
Tough competition of course, but the Trump admin deciding that white South Africans are the only group of people on earth currently worthy of refugee status has to be the most overtly racist thing any administration has done in decades
Hi folks. If you saw this, you know the administration plans to only accept white South Africans next year. Tomorrow is Congress's formal say before the determination is signed. Please check this brief thread on why I'd like you to speak out for the Afghan people still in limbo...
September 23, 2026 at 1:16 AM
i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
Remember the Titans-ass defense
"all this talk about [ben johnson] vs flores, this is ultimately about one-on-one matchups" the vikings blitzed at an over 70 percent rate! again!
September 20, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Remember the Titans-ass defense
Get in loser we’re doing McCarthyism again
Mike Johnson: "The barbarians are now inside the gate. By our count, there's almost 40 openly avowed Marxists, Communists, Socialists. They're all in the same camp…This is a serious threat to us."
September 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Get in loser we’re doing McCarthyism again
Blocked punt TD for Drake to take the lead over SD School of Mines, we are so back baby
August 28, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Blocked punt TD for Drake to take the lead over SD School of Mines, we are so back baby
Counterpoint - these are so gross, so much, so many disjointed details, they fit perfectly. They hear Coco Chanel say “take off one accent” and hang up the phone.
jaguars - 2.5/10
waaaaaay too many colors going on. black helmet would make this rank so much higher. love the bold move of full jaguar pattern pants. does it work? kinda. would look better with a black helmet. did a mention a black helmet?
waaaaaay too many colors going on. black helmet would make this rank so much higher. love the bold move of full jaguar pattern pants. does it work? kinda. would look better with a black helmet. did a mention a black helmet?
August 26, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Counterpoint - these are so gross, so much, so many disjointed details, they fit perfectly. They hear Coco Chanel say “take off one accent” and hang up the phone.
My great grandma would level this up by over-toasting bread and scraping the toast over the pasta, so you got toasty breadcrumbs to season the buttered noodles. Perfection
Buttered egg noodles. I can eat a basically unlimited amount of buttered egg noodles.
What’s an extremely basic food item you love to no end. Mine is a baked potatoes.
August 16, 2026 at 5:12 AM
My great grandma would level this up by over-toasting bread and scraping the toast over the pasta, so you got toasty breadcrumbs to season the buttered noodles. Perfection
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really hard to oversell how bad J.J. McCarthy was last year, despite having a Hall of Fame WR and a coach skilled at getting decent performances out of players with poor reputataions
August 12, 2026 at 1:51 PM
really hard to oversell how bad J.J. McCarthy was last year, despite having a Hall of Fame WR and a coach skilled at getting decent performances out of players with poor reputataions
MINNEAPOLIS IS BURNING
August 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
MINNEAPOLIS IS BURNING
Not someone who is a big fan of jersey purchasing/wearing, but I always had one exception: Naz Reid Trees (😢)
Now I have 2 exceptions: #11 Trees, and The Spectacle
Now I have 2 exceptions: #11 Trees, and The Spectacle
I, a grown woman of a certain age, just purchased an Olivia Miles t-shirt and can hardly wait for it to arrive. #wnba #unrivaled
August 6, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Not someone who is a big fan of jersey purchasing/wearing, but I always had one exception: Naz Reid Trees (😢)
Now I have 2 exceptions: #11 Trees, and The Spectacle
Now I have 2 exceptions: #11 Trees, and The Spectacle
“MIKE TRRRRRRRUMPY THE BALL CARRIER”
And/Or
“JUSTIN JACK-SON THE BALL CARRIER”
No matter how down bad the cats are the way that rolls off the PA mic does something to me
And/Or
“JUSTIN JACK-SON THE BALL CARRIER”
No matter how down bad the cats are the way that rolls off the PA mic does something to me
What is a sound that is indelibly branded on your brain?
Mine is the announcer screaming "Auburn's gonna the football game! Auburn's gonna win the football game!" during the runback for the Kick Six.
And I don't even like Auburn, it's just so happy
Mine is the announcer screaming "Auburn's gonna the football game! Auburn's gonna win the football game!" during the runback for the Kick Six.
And I don't even like Auburn, it's just so happy
August 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
“MIKE TRRRRRRRUMPY THE BALL CARRIER”
And/Or
“JUSTIN JACK-SON THE BALL CARRIER”
No matter how down bad the cats are the way that rolls off the PA mic does something to me
And/Or
“JUSTIN JACK-SON THE BALL CARRIER”
No matter how down bad the cats are the way that rolls off the PA mic does something to me
As though nobody would go watch the #1 team in the W (the lynx) were it not for Caitlin Clark
why is caitlin's "childhood dream board" on my tv rn when kelsey mitchell has 32 points
August 2, 2026 at 6:55 PM
As though nobody would go watch the #1 team in the W (the lynx) were it not for Caitlin Clark
In a true J School battle, this also sadly applies to Northwestern…
@rodger.bsky.social not helping the “never good” vs “always bad” column
@rodger.bsky.social not helping the “never good” vs “always bad” column
A critical hit on Syracuse
July 30, 2026 at 10:47 PM
In a true J School battle, this also sadly applies to Northwestern…
@rodger.bsky.social not helping the “never good” vs “always bad” column
@rodger.bsky.social not helping the “never good” vs “always bad” column
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when I said I wanted more WNBA coverage I did not mean "non-stop coverage of the opinions of the sixth-best player on the Indiana Fever"
July 23, 2026 at 1:03 PM
when I said I wanted more WNBA coverage I did not mean "non-stop coverage of the opinions of the sixth-best player on the Indiana Fever"
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the women's sports haters love saying "nobody would care about these WNBA players without Caitlin Clark, they all owe her their paychecks," which is not true of the vast majority of the league, but actually is true about Sophie Cunningham
July 23, 2026 at 1:07 PM
the women's sports haters love saying "nobody would care about these WNBA players without Caitlin Clark, they all owe her their paychecks," which is not true of the vast majority of the league, but actually is true about Sophie Cunningham