Booker Forte
@bookerforte.bsky.social
Australian lefty, father, occasional musician, wannabe writer, actual Project Manager.
Purveyor of high-grade snark since 1993.
Purveyor of high-grade snark since 1993.
Sunday hot take: Sweet potato is delicious roasted, as fries, in dips, pies and soups, and if sweet potatoes suddenly disappeared from existence, I wouldn't give a solitary fuck.
October 12, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Sunday hot take: Sweet potato is delicious roasted, as fries, in dips, pies and soups, and if sweet potatoes suddenly disappeared from existence, I wouldn't give a solitary fuck.
In one of my favourite stores of the year so far, anti-immigration protesters in Sydney went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant once they were done protesting at how immigrants are ruining our country.
September 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
In one of my favourite stores of the year so far, anti-immigration protesters in Sydney went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant once they were done protesting at how immigrants are ruining our country.
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August 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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This is a violent assault on a foreign national present as part of a multinational media contingent. Everyone needs to see this and it needs to be reported accurately. Calling that "caught in the crossfire" is collaboration.
June 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
This is a violent assault on a foreign national present as part of a multinational media contingent. Everyone needs to see this and it needs to be reported accurately. Calling that "caught in the crossfire" is collaboration.
Look at this prick tarnishing my good name
Just a few weeks ago people were pitching Cory Booker as a front runner for the 2028 Dem presidential nomination.
Tonight he was the only Senate Dem to vote to confirm Jared Kushner’s convict dad as ambassador to France.
Sheesh.
Tonight he was the only Senate Dem to vote to confirm Jared Kushner’s convict dad as ambassador to France.
Sheesh.
May 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Look at this prick tarnishing my good name
Here's what genuine empathy, humanity and integrity look like. I know a few adults who could learn a thing or two from this teenage boy.
saving this one down in the pics folder
May 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Here's what genuine empathy, humanity and integrity look like. I know a few adults who could learn a thing or two from this teenage boy.
Are we ruling out the possibility that he's the Antichrist? This seems like Antichrist stuff.
May 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Are we ruling out the possibility that he's the Antichrist? This seems like Antichrist stuff.
The election has been called just 27 minutes after WA polls closed and less than 2.5 hours after counting started. Outstanding result.
#Breaking Anthony Green has called it. Labor has won government. We have rejected the politics of extremism in the strongest possible terms
#AusVotes2025 #election #australiavotes
#AusVotes2025 #election #australiavotes
May 3, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The election has been called just 27 minutes after WA polls closed and less than 2.5 hours after counting started. Outstanding result.
Please share this with all your stupid friends. I know you have some.
Just remember: you CAN put an Indie or Greens first and Labor second in the house of Reps, and Labor will still get in if those two don't win the seat. As usual a hilarious video from Honest Government.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXHq...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXHq...
Honest Government Ad | How To Vote 2025
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
www.youtube.com
April 30, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Please share this with all your stupid friends. I know you have some.
Calling the US "the free world" is more of a stretch now than it's ever been.
April 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Calling the US "the free world" is more of a stretch now than it's ever been.
Just when you thought these idiots couldn't possibly get any stupider
Donald Trump Puts Tariffs on Islands Inhabited Only by Penguins https://twp.ai/4imQTO
Donald Trump puts tariffs on islands inhabited only by penguins
The tariffs are part of a new plan announced by President Donald Trump yesterday on what he dubbed "Liberation Day."
twp.ai
April 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Just when you thought these idiots couldn't possibly get any stupider
Reposted by Booker Forte
I couldn't agree more
Man. There are a lot of cynics out there. If what Booker is doing doesn’t bring YOU joy, there’s no need to shit all over everyone else’s appreciation.
April 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I couldn't agree more
Ha!
March 28, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Ha!
Fellow non-bastards:
Please follow this advice and persuade as many people as you can to do the same. It is more critical now than it has been in a long time to ensure we don't slide towards the authoritarian nightmare unfolding in the US-and-A...
Please follow this advice and persuade as many people as you can to do the same. It is more critical now than it has been in a long time to ensure we don't slide towards the authoritarian nightmare unfolding in the US-and-A...
My partner & I are both born overseas & dual citizens.
If 🥔Spud the Thug🥔 becomes PM and gets that EVIL referendum passed, he & Hallelujah CASH will be after tossing us out as terrorists!
Vote preferential:
1) REAL Independents & Teals
2) Greens
3) ALP
4) LNP & all the other bastards
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If 🥔Spud the Thug🥔 becomes PM and gets that EVIL referendum passed, he & Hallelujah CASH will be after tossing us out as terrorists!
Vote preferential:
1) REAL Independents & Teals
2) Greens
3) ALP
4) LNP & all the other bastards
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How many of your family and friends were born overseas and hold dual citizenship?
Isn’t it wrong to be forced to live in fear of being stripped of Australian citizenship and deported at the whim of Mr Dutton or Ms Cash?
Is this guy a mini-Trump wannabe?
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Isn’t it wrong to be forced to live in fear of being stripped of Australian citizenship and deported at the whim of Mr Dutton or Ms Cash?
Is this guy a mini-Trump wannabe?
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
March 18, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Fellow non-bastards:
Please follow this advice and persuade as many people as you can to do the same. It is more critical now than it has been in a long time to ensure we don't slide towards the authoritarian nightmare unfolding in the US-and-A...
Please follow this advice and persuade as many people as you can to do the same. It is more critical now than it has been in a long time to ensure we don't slide towards the authoritarian nightmare unfolding in the US-and-A...
Somewhere behind those eyes lie the wretched, wasted, tattered remains of what once passed for integrity. You can see the tracks of its death in the corruption on her face.
March 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Somewhere behind those eyes lie the wretched, wasted, tattered remains of what once passed for integrity. You can see the tracks of its death in the corruption on her face.
March 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The unfettered self-interest, the callous and malevolent indifference to the needs of others, and the utter, ridiculous ignorance and stupidity of the Trump/Musk clown show kind of makes you nostalgic for the simpler, more basic idiocy of this guy...
March 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
The unfettered self-interest, the callous and malevolent indifference to the needs of others, and the utter, ridiculous ignorance and stupidity of the Trump/Musk clown show kind of makes you nostalgic for the simpler, more basic idiocy of this guy...
This. Just this.
You could have just f’ing voted for Harris. It wasn’t “complicated”. It wasn’t a “painful decision”. No one “tricked you”.
You’re just an idiot.
You’re just an idiot.
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media.tenor.com
March 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This. Just this.
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