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Hi. You don’t know me, but yes, I’m available to do your podcast.
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· Mar 23
<taking your face lovingly in my hands, staring into your eyes>
“I deeply and sincerely don’t care what you think about Star Wars. I never did.”
“I deeply and sincerely don’t care what you think about Star Wars. I never did.”
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Sure, ai is going to ruin the world, but at least it doesn't try to tell me a story about its family when I ask for a recipe
September 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Sure, ai is going to ruin the world, but at least it doesn't try to tell me a story about its family when I ask for a recipe
I’m just glad Charlie Kirk isn’t alive to see all of the things being said today.
September 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I’m just glad Charlie Kirk isn’t alive to see all of the things being said today.
Tommy just sold a half a million break pads!
September 4, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Tommy just sold a half a million break pads!
Hey, it's late.
Think about how weird the word, "quart" must sound to every single person outside of the united states.
Keep thinking about the word, "quart" until it loses it's meaning.
Just keep thinking, "quart".
quart
Think about how weird the word, "quart" must sound to every single person outside of the united states.
Keep thinking about the word, "quart" until it loses it's meaning.
Just keep thinking, "quart".
quart
August 30, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Hey, it's late.
Think about how weird the word, "quart" must sound to every single person outside of the united states.
Keep thinking about the word, "quart" until it loses it's meaning.
Just keep thinking, "quart".
quart
Think about how weird the word, "quart" must sound to every single person outside of the united states.
Keep thinking about the word, "quart" until it loses it's meaning.
Just keep thinking, "quart".
quart
Ebay is just a hobby. My real passion is bringing families together.
August 21, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Ebay is just a hobby. My real passion is bringing families together.
I dug up Dobby's body years ago. His rotting corpse is hanging from the ceiling in my basement. When I pull the rope over my right shoulder his skeleton waves at me. When I pull the rope over my left shoulder he twerks. His ghost floats around telling me how much he loves it.
August 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I dug up Dobby's body years ago. His rotting corpse is hanging from the ceiling in my basement. When I pull the rope over my right shoulder his skeleton waves at me. When I pull the rope over my left shoulder he twerks. His ghost floats around telling me how much he loves it.
Hello, I am the person who first painted Dogs Playing Poker and I am ready to turn it into an animated film and multi-media franchise, but I HAVE to be involved and the lore MUST be respected. Steven cheats and is NOT a good boy!
August 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Hello, I am the person who first painted Dogs Playing Poker and I am ready to turn it into an animated film and multi-media franchise, but I HAVE to be involved and the lore MUST be respected. Steven cheats and is NOT a good boy!
This is not a field in a database.
July 31, 2026 at 11:29 PM
This is not a field in a database.
A team of four anthropomorphic crime fighting waffles named, Smack-it-Up, Flip-It, Rub-it-Down & Oh-No.
July 30, 2026 at 5:07 AM
A team of four anthropomorphic crime fighting waffles named, Smack-it-Up, Flip-It, Rub-it-Down & Oh-No.
I just sold a set of Harry Potter books on eBay and the horrible monster who wrote them won’t see a dime. This is how I separate the art from the artist.
July 29, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I just sold a set of Harry Potter books on eBay and the horrible monster who wrote them won’t see a dime. This is how I separate the art from the artist.
If you’re outside of the Southern Poverty Law Center, you’re in the
July 16, 2026 at 2:32 AM
If you’re outside of the Southern Poverty Law Center, you’re in the
A dialogue heavy relationship-action movie where Nicolas Cage and Russell Crowe have to defend an Italian Restaurant from a terrorist attack.
July 15, 2026 at 1:26 AM
A dialogue heavy relationship-action movie where Nicolas Cage and Russell Crowe have to defend an Italian Restaurant from a terrorist attack.
Capitalism can be really fun and useful when it’s used in the way it was intended.
July 10, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Capitalism can be really fun and useful when it’s used in the way it was intended.
Dad Rock has come a long way since I was a kid.
June 24, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Dad Rock has come a long way since I was a kid.
Want to feel old? We used to measure Bounce by the Ounce.
June 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Want to feel old? We used to measure Bounce by the Ounce.
Claude, build me an ark.
May 26, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Claude, build me an ark.
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Evening viewing recommendation? Watch Hal Ashby's HAROLD AND MAUDE (1971). ❤️ Equal parts gallows humor and romantic innocence, Ashby's film dissolves the line between darkness and light along with the ones that separate people by class, gender, and age
May 24, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Evening viewing recommendation? Watch Hal Ashby's HAROLD AND MAUDE (1971). ❤️ Equal parts gallows humor and romantic innocence, Ashby's film dissolves the line between darkness and light along with the ones that separate people by class, gender, and age
You unfunny fucks finally broke me.
May 23, 2026 at 9:43 PM
You unfunny fucks finally broke me.
Living in a time when the Back the Future movies were always playing on loop on cable is/was a great time. Living when the Top Gun movies are always playing on loop on cable is a pretty good time too.
May 17, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Living in a time when the Back the Future movies were always playing on loop on cable is/was a great time. Living when the Top Gun movies are always playing on loop on cable is a pretty good time too.
Why do I hate salad forks? Because they’re weak.
May 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Why do I hate salad forks? Because they’re weak.
PSA: When you see Truck Nuts, kick them.
May 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
PSA: When you see Truck Nuts, kick them.
Ain’t no party like a cul de sac party cause a cul de sac party just stops.
May 2, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Ain’t no party like a cul de sac party cause a cul de sac party just stops.
I had a great dream last night. I was in school on my phone and a teacher told me to hang up and I said,
“Shut up. This is a business call. I’m 46.”
I woke up feeling like a million bucks.
“Shut up. This is a business call. I’m 46.”
I woke up feeling like a million bucks.
April 30, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I had a great dream last night. I was in school on my phone and a teacher told me to hang up and I said,
“Shut up. This is a business call. I’m 46.”
I woke up feeling like a million bucks.
“Shut up. This is a business call. I’m 46.”
I woke up feeling like a million bucks.