Colin Gerbode
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Colin Gerbode
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Home health aide, former software QA guy, 3D CGI nerd, lifelong F/SF fan, wearer of sometimes-tasteful aloha shirts
Premature anti-fascist, pro-vax, he/him
Oh gods yes, that was my exact thought.

It's on a level with some of the sovcit nonsense I've seen.
No, there is no magic get-out-of-jail phrase (or prompt, or post) that will save you.
August 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM
That map is a gross (in all senses) oversimplification. California has a bunch of red counties. Some of the fiercest lefties I know live in "red" states, which skew red for a bunch of reasons including massive gerrymandering.

If we indict every state with GOP voters, we're ALL in Dumbfuckistan.
August 29, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I see what they did with that lede. 😝
August 28, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I guess my question is, what's he doing about it? The guy's got enough money to have real power, plus he's a name in the biz, there are definitely things he could do to head this off or blunt the impact.
But is he?

I say, d'you want a Butlerian Jihad? Because this is how you set up for one.
August 27, 2026 at 5:43 AM
TOAD ORGY

My next groove-metal band.
August 27, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Heh. Nope. She never sided with the bullies or the squares. Always kind, always polite, pretty much never neutral.
August 27, 2026 at 5:28 AM
He was a great emu dad.
August 27, 2026 at 5:26 AM
💕 Zal is quite the grand old man here! I remember seeing vids of him raising a clutch of baby emus years ago.
August 27, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I was gonna say.
August 27, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Learned Edmund is back! And gnoles!
I need to buy this book.
August 27, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Yeaaahhh, I got familiar with SVN at my last software job but git is apparently the thing these days. Probably just as well I'm not in the field any more. 🙁
August 27, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Ohhhhh yeah.
August 27, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I knew I was Officially An Old Guy when I heard The Clash in the grocery store.
Not the Muzak version. And, sadly, not Lost In The Supermarket, either; IIRC it was Should I Stay Or Should I Go and I almost went.
My eldest son has experienced this with Breaking Benjamin.
Time accelerates.
August 27, 2026 at 2:40 AM
That's... sacreligious, I think.
August 27, 2026 at 2:35 AM
And- an important point for an oft-unsupervised lizard-friendly kid- they bite a *lot less* than alligator lizards. As I have found. 😆
August 27, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I certainly #FoundThatLizard - love those little guys!
Western Fence Lizards have been a fave since I was eleven or twelve.
August 27, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Needs a Daniel Craig guest spot as icing on the cake- but yes, this is lovely.
August 27, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I think that's their point, although they'll pretend it's a coincidence.
Schrodinger's Nazi, simultaneously making a deliberate callback to the Thirties and also just coincidentally sounding like that, depending on who notices.
August 27, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Yeah, those twelve words in the TPUSA OP are doing the work of fourteen there, too.
Every accusation a confession and in this case a bonus dogwhistle- or is it more of a shout? 🤬
August 27, 2026 at 2:22 AM
If nothing else, online culture has demonstrated the existence of a whole crap-ton of terrible, selfish, love-lost people, so you've got all kinds of nominally real-world scenarios to work with. Break legs.
Lots of legs.
So many broken mangled legs.
... wait.
June 10, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Wow! Congrats, that's amazing!
June 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Call me an extremist but many of our current national ills can be traced back to our failure to fully support Reconstruction. That and not prosecuting Nixon have led to (waves hands) this.
Going forward we gotta deal with the racial thing, and we gotta go hard on rule of law.
May 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
all your patty are belong to us
May 6, 2026 at 4:51 AM
But did he have the ALF pogs?
May 6, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Self-awareness is woke, apparently.
May 6, 2026 at 4:45 AM