Bread Boy Online
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Bread Boy Online
@breadboyonline.bsky.social
Pastry Chef

WARNING: THIS ACCOUNT PROMOTES THE CONSUMPTION OF CARBOHYDRATES
You'd have to be brain damaged to think this is a good idea. Oh wait that tracks.
EXCLUSIVE: Sen. John Fetterman is preparing to make a bombshell appearance tonight at the GOP convention in a video praising President Trump and Pennsylvania GOP Sen. Dave McCormick
Exclusive: Fetterman to praise Trump in bombshell GOP convention video
His stunning turn is a dramatic escalation in the senator's growing estrangement from Democrats.
www.axios.com
September 9, 2026 at 10:39 PM
why does my assembly rep keep doing this...
Brace yourselves: The Brooklyn Dems have dropped another banger of a video, and it's just as full of bizarre, WTF moments as the last one. Let's begin...
September 4, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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August 27, 2026 at 8:28 PM
How fresh are these breads?

Fresh baguette goes farther than a naan I think, but maybe the frisbee like qualities of a week old naan gives it a win
Finally, someone asking the important questions
July 24, 2026 at 2:47 PM
At brunch trying to avoid the tactical mistake of filling up on toast and home fries
July 19, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Algae is gonna be removed one way or another. Sorry big Abe you might get caught in the blast wave
Fireworks are being set up behind the fence around the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.
June 29, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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Aerial PARTIAL view of the anti racist, anti fascist crowd in Belfast right now. City Hall to the left for scale. This - this is the real Belfast. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
June 13, 2026 at 12:45 PM
The Japanese do it right: fish, rice, egg, soup and pickle. Lighter fare but still a complete meal.

I’ll admit I’m a sucker for American breakfast as well, in all its excess and sweetness.
Let’s do some discourse.

Who has the best breakfasts? My vote is Mexico: huevos rancheros/divorciados, chilaquiles, molletes, tetelas, papas con chorizo, churros, migas… plus café de olla

I dunno, I think they figured it out?
June 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
the funny thing about burrito taxi brainworms is that they've penetrated the brains of restaurant workers as well.

Like bro you made 1000 muffins today! i know you have it in you to make yourself a sandwich
May 20, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Hopefully the first of many such cases
May 18, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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New from me:

Five years ago, I criticized a San Francisco TV reporter for getting her facts wrong. Ever since, she and her allies have alleged that I was part of a conspiracy to end her career. That narrative just got a boost with her new book, which is being promoted by some powerful tech people.
Truth, power, and honest journalism
Gary Tan, the CEO of venture capital firm Y Combinator, accused me of unethical reporting. This is my response.
radleybalko.substack.com
May 15, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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Deep Space 9 is better than Neon Genesis Evangelion.
May 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I can’t support these dangerous ideas being disseminated. Bread baking is a whole craft and profession, rice is but a single grain!

You can make breads from all sorts of grains: rye, wheat, einkorn, teff, even rice!
as carbs go bread is the absolute bottom of my list (rice is at the top)
I did not try the bagels because (scandal) I fundamentally do not understand the appeal of bagels
May 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I’m sorry to report that this is incorrect, the bunny rabbit reigns supreme
May 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Encountered another friend our walk #caturday #cat
May 2, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Incredible day for Bluesky lurkers, it’s always the quiet ones you gotta watch out for
April 26, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Cookies and Cream Scone is back for more, ground up the cookie little bit more to get a better coating this time.
#baking
April 23, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Might be weird for someone with a dog pfp to say, but when he’s right he’s right. Rare matty w
An important contrarian take of mine — dogs aren’t people, they don’t need anti-discrimination legislation or public subsidies.

www.slowboring.com/p/dogs-arent...
Dogs aren’t people
One of my hottest takes
www.slowboring.com
April 20, 2026 at 11:24 AM
New friend
April 15, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Smoked salmon and bagel ft. dog
April 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
damn, guess the house be doing the 4 member expulsion anymore then
*SWALWELL RESIGNS FROM CONGRESS
April 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Doing my part 🫡
April 5, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Tears your heart into pieces.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/15/w...
Family Outing in West Bank Ends in Hail of Israeli Gunfire
www.nytimes.com
March 16, 2026 at 6:23 PM
need to word associate Trump into sending our big beautiful coal miners to deal with the mines in the straight

Mr president only our STRONG MAGA MINERS can deal with these INSIDIOUS ISLAMIC MINES
March 10, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Cookies and Cream Scones to close out the week #baking
March 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM