Brian Atkinson
@brianacomedian.bsky.social
The nicest voice in comedy. This guy-next-door talks about his career in broadcasting, voiceover, and being adopted twice, with twisted observations of everyday life.
I make jokes, but only the finest artisan, hand-crafted, farm-to-table-saw jokes.
I make jokes, but only the finest artisan, hand-crafted, farm-to-table-saw jokes.
Pinned
August-September Comedy Shows so far.
Support live comedy at a local show. Contact me for bookings.
#comedy #comedian #standup #august #september @brianacomedian.bsky.social
Support live comedy at a local show. Contact me for bookings.
#comedy #comedian #standup #august #september @brianacomedian.bsky.social
I love my credit union. I've been a member since 1989.
Credit Unions with weird names, and their failed tag-lines.
Consumers - you like capitalism? We got you.
Adventure - we take your money on a thrilling ride.
Embers - all that's left of your money.
Credit Unions with weird names, and their failed tag-lines.
Consumers - you like capitalism? We got you.
Adventure - we take your money on a thrilling ride.
Embers - all that's left of your money.
August 10, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I love my credit union. I've been a member since 1989.
Credit Unions with weird names, and their failed tag-lines.
Consumers - you like capitalism? We got you.
Adventure - we take your money on a thrilling ride.
Embers - all that's left of your money.
Credit Unions with weird names, and their failed tag-lines.
Consumers - you like capitalism? We got you.
Adventure - we take your money on a thrilling ride.
Embers - all that's left of your money.
The @cubsbot.bsky.social are the only team in the MLB with exactly 69 wins right now. They have Monday off, so it’s going to last a couple of days.
Yes, I’m 13. 🐻⚾️💙♥️
Yes, I’m 13. 🐻⚾️💙♥️
August 10, 2026 at 11:51 AM
The @cubsbot.bsky.social are the only team in the MLB with exactly 69 wins right now. They have Monday off, so it’s going to last a couple of days.
Yes, I’m 13. 🐻⚾️💙♥️
Yes, I’m 13. 🐻⚾️💙♥️
August-September Comedy Shows so far.
Support live comedy at a local show. Contact me for bookings.
#comedy #comedian #standup #august #september @brianacomedian.bsky.social
Support live comedy at a local show. Contact me for bookings.
#comedy #comedian #standup #august #september @brianacomedian.bsky.social
August 8, 2026 at 2:55 PM
August-September Comedy Shows so far.
Support live comedy at a local show. Contact me for bookings.
#comedy #comedian #standup #august #september @brianacomedian.bsky.social
Support live comedy at a local show. Contact me for bookings.
#comedy #comedian #standup #august #september @brianacomedian.bsky.social
My wife asked if my hotel is “Super.”
I think 8 is a little generous. I’ll give it a 7.
Pretty good 7.
I think 8 is a little generous. I’ll give it a 7.
Pretty good 7.
August 4, 2026 at 9:45 PM
My wife asked if my hotel is “Super.”
I think 8 is a little generous. I’ll give it a 7.
Pretty good 7.
I think 8 is a little generous. I’ll give it a 7.
Pretty good 7.
I’ve taken every vaccination available to me. Since then, I’ve had the following symptoms:
Occasional slight headaches.
Upset stomach when I eat the wrong things.
Failing to pass along diseases covered by vaccinations.
Muscle soreness the day after workouts.
Breathing
Occasional slight headaches.
Upset stomach when I eat the wrong things.
Failing to pass along diseases covered by vaccinations.
Muscle soreness the day after workouts.
Breathing
August 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I’ve taken every vaccination available to me. Since then, I’ve had the following symptoms:
Occasional slight headaches.
Upset stomach when I eat the wrong things.
Failing to pass along diseases covered by vaccinations.
Muscle soreness the day after workouts.
Breathing
Occasional slight headaches.
Upset stomach when I eat the wrong things.
Failing to pass along diseases covered by vaccinations.
Muscle soreness the day after workouts.
Breathing
Thanks to @russo_ristorante_mercato and @kevin.kelling.52 for inviting me to perform at the Itallian Festival last weekend! #comedy #comedian
@brianacomedian.bsky.social
@brianacomedian.bsky.social
August 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Thanks to @russo_ristorante_mercato and @kevin.kelling.52 for inviting me to perform at the Itallian Festival last weekend! #comedy #comedian
@brianacomedian.bsky.social
@brianacomedian.bsky.social
Canvasser at my door: Hi, I'd like to talk to you about (GOP candidate for senate).
Me: are you for or against?
Them: um... for?
Me: are you for or against?
Them: um... for?
August 2, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Canvasser at my door: Hi, I'd like to talk to you about (GOP candidate for senate).
Me: are you for or against?
Them: um... for?
Me: are you for or against?
Them: um... for?
August-September Comedy Shows so far.
Support live comedy at a local show. Contact me for bookings.
#comedy #comedian #standup #august #september @brianacomedian.bsky.social
Support live comedy at a local show. Contact me for bookings.
#comedy #comedian #standup #august #september @brianacomedian.bsky.social
August 2, 2026 at 1:09 PM
August-September Comedy Shows so far.
Support live comedy at a local show. Contact me for bookings.
#comedy #comedian #standup #august #september @brianacomedian.bsky.social
Support live comedy at a local show. Contact me for bookings.
#comedy #comedian #standup #august #september @brianacomedian.bsky.social
Brian Atkinson and Chris Young at Saunders Point Brewing in Gladstone, MI - Tuesday, August 4. #comedy #comedians #upperpeninsulamichigan #escanaba
www.brianacomedian.com/event/saunde...
www.brianacomedian.com/event/saunde...
July 28, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Brian Atkinson and Chris Young at Saunders Point Brewing in Gladstone, MI - Tuesday, August 4. #comedy #comedians #upperpeninsulamichigan #escanaba
www.brianacomedian.com/event/saunde...
www.brianacomedian.com/event/saunde...
What a sweet note from Roberta! @samrager.is.alright and I had a terrific time and so appreciate your kind words.
Coming to see my show is a compliment, but coming back to see me next time is the highest compliment! Thank you!
Coming to see my show is a compliment, but coming back to see me next time is the highest compliment! Thank you!
July 26, 2026 at 11:57 PM
What a sweet note from Roberta! @samrager.is.alright and I had a terrific time and so appreciate your kind words.
Coming to see my show is a compliment, but coming back to see me next time is the highest compliment! Thank you!
Coming to see my show is a compliment, but coming back to see me next time is the highest compliment! Thank you!
July 26, 2026 at 11:54 PM
July 19, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Saugatuck, MI tonight at Coral Gables Comedy.
Grand Rapids, MI Sunday night at Chicago Beef Joint.
Wednesday - River City Saloon, GR
Fri-Sat 7/24-25 - Headlining Underground Laugh Lounge, Niles, MI
Grand Rapids, MI Sunday night at Chicago Beef Joint.
Wednesday - River City Saloon, GR
Fri-Sat 7/24-25 - Headlining Underground Laugh Lounge, Niles, MI
July 18, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Saugatuck, MI tonight at Coral Gables Comedy.
Grand Rapids, MI Sunday night at Chicago Beef Joint.
Wednesday - River City Saloon, GR
Fri-Sat 7/24-25 - Headlining Underground Laugh Lounge, Niles, MI
Grand Rapids, MI Sunday night at Chicago Beef Joint.
Wednesday - River City Saloon, GR
Fri-Sat 7/24-25 - Headlining Underground Laugh Lounge, Niles, MI
July 18, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Caution: breathing the orange air may result in coughing, especially dangerous if you’ve been eating salad.
July 17, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Caution: breathing the orange air may result in coughing, especially dangerous if you’ve been eating salad.
I walked past a guy who was smoking a cigarette. I thought, “did he even need to light up?”
July 17, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I walked past a guy who was smoking a cigarette. I thought, “did he even need to light up?”
Like I always say, “surly to bed and surly to rise.”
July 16, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Like I always say, “surly to bed and surly to rise.”
Grilling dinner. It’s so hot, I just put everything on the grill without lighting it.
July 16, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Grilling dinner. It’s so hot, I just put everything on the grill without lighting it.
Mitch McConnell and I just spoke on the phone for 20 minutes. I think it was him or maybe an ASMR operator gave me a freebie.
July 10, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Mitch McConnell and I just spoke on the phone for 20 minutes. I think it was him or maybe an ASMR operator gave me a freebie.
Michigan: Which is worse? Explosive diarrhea from cyclospora or from Haley Stevens?
July 10, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Michigan: Which is worse? Explosive diarrhea from cyclospora or from Haley Stevens?
Every accusation is a confession. Every time.
You might think I'm talking about a certain someone, and I am. But also, every narcissist.
You might think I'm talking about a certain someone, and I am. But also, every narcissist.
July 10, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Every accusation is a confession. Every time.
You might think I'm talking about a certain someone, and I am. But also, every narcissist.
You might think I'm talking about a certain someone, and I am. But also, every narcissist.
Birthday St. Arbucks
For my birthday, get your tickets to see me headline at The Underground Laugh Lounge July 24-25 in Niles, MI.
For my birthday, get your tickets to see me headline at The Underground Laugh Lounge July 24-25 in Niles, MI.
July 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Birthday St. Arbucks
For my birthday, get your tickets to see me headline at The Underground Laugh Lounge July 24-25 in Niles, MI.
For my birthday, get your tickets to see me headline at The Underground Laugh Lounge July 24-25 in Niles, MI.