Brandon
@bricktop3.bsky.social
Educator, Writer, La Croix Boy. Go #Illini. Abolish ICE.
Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/162675485-brandon-birkhead
Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/162675485-brandon-birkhead
Basically every teacher movie
name a film that got your job entirely wrong.
October 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Basically every teacher movie
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woah
NEWS: #illini have parted ways with defensive coordinator Bobby Hauck after four games
September 27, 2026 at 9:34 PM
woah
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the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
January 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
Listened to the song after hearing from it for the first time from this post.
To the shock of no one, it’s dog shit.
To the shock of no one, it’s dog shit.
This kind of take made a Rolling Stone writer so mad they wrote a whole piece about it.
September 27, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Listened to the song after hearing from it for the first time from this post.
To the shock of no one, it’s dog shit.
To the shock of no one, it’s dog shit.
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Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
September 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
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you guys broke watergate
Is asking someone to leave the beverages at home for an interview as fussy as reminding a lady to wear pantyhose or a gentleman to ask before lighting a cigarette?
We assembled a team of Post staffers across the newsroom — and commenters — to find out: https://wapo.st/4dwx0LS
We assembled a team of Post staffers across the newsroom — and commenters — to find out: https://wapo.st/4dwx0LS
September 25, 2026 at 4:05 PM
you guys broke watergate
Vote this loser out of office Illinois
I had not seen this clip where Tammy Duckworth advises Democrats to "not impeach anybody," "get back to work" and "allow" Donald Trump to "save face" and I would just like to remind the senator from IL that the federal government took 4,000 Chicagoans and murdered a 38-year-old father last fall.
www.c-span.org
September 23, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Vote this loser out of office Illinois
feels like i just watched the bears season end over the course of three plays
September 20, 2026 at 7:37 PM
feels like i just watched the bears season end over the course of three plays
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Bears are in a state of pure zen right now
September 13, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Bears are in a state of pure zen right now
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Collin Dixon has tied the #illini record for touchdowns in a single game with three — before half.
Last to do it? Casey Washington vs. Northwestern in 2023.
Last to do it? Casey Washington vs. Northwestern in 2023.
September 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Collin Dixon has tied the #illini record for touchdowns in a single game with three — before half.
Last to do it? Casey Washington vs. Northwestern in 2023.
Last to do it? Casey Washington vs. Northwestern in 2023.
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"My job is to make children feel safe... and I had absolutely no idea what to tell him."
Columbia Academy Principal Leslee Sherk recounts the heartbreak of consoling Liam Conejo Ramos' older brother after ICE detained his father and younger brother.
Columbia Academy Principal Leslee Sherk recounts the heartbreak of consoling Liam Conejo Ramos' older brother after ICE detained his father and younger brother.
September 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
"My job is to make children feel safe... and I had absolutely no idea what to tell him."
Columbia Academy Principal Leslee Sherk recounts the heartbreak of consoling Liam Conejo Ramos' older brother after ICE detained his father and younger brother.
Columbia Academy Principal Leslee Sherk recounts the heartbreak of consoling Liam Conejo Ramos' older brother after ICE detained his father and younger brother.
no we aren't
Teachers and professors are throwing out old assignments, installing new policies and protocols, and incorporating AI built for the classroom, rather than feeling forced to choose between returning to pencil and paper or acting like the AI police.
These teachers fight AI cheating with classes that force students to show they are learning
Instead of relying on AI detectors or going back to pen and paper assignments, educators said they redesigned classes to make students prove they are learning.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
no we aren't
that is fraudulent by michigan
September 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
that is fraudulent by michigan
Alex Golesh was on Tim Beckman’s Illini staff.
September 5, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Alex Golesh was on Tim Beckman’s Illini staff.
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"Grow the fuck up"
Cardinals manager Oli Marmol was furious with umpire Doug Eddings after Eddings told rookie pitcher Hancel Rincon to fix his hat in the middle of his MLB debut
Cardinals manager Oli Marmol was furious with umpire Doug Eddings after Eddings told rookie pitcher Hancel Rincon to fix his hat in the middle of his MLB debut
September 5, 2026 at 6:47 AM
"Grow the fuck up"
Cardinals manager Oli Marmol was furious with umpire Doug Eddings after Eddings told rookie pitcher Hancel Rincon to fix his hat in the middle of his MLB debut
Cardinals manager Oli Marmol was furious with umpire Doug Eddings after Eddings told rookie pitcher Hancel Rincon to fix his hat in the middle of his MLB debut
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that's my coach
First glimpse of Bielema this season. Dude looks like he’s been subject to a Mario Party mini game and inflated like a balloon.
September 4, 2026 at 2:33 AM
that's my coach
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Ben Gvir posted this video on twitter today which shows fat and happy Palestinians on a conveyer built going through the Israeli "prison" (torture camp) system and coming out emaciated and maudlin. This is textbook genocidal content.
August 30, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Ben Gvir posted this video on twitter today which shows fat and happy Palestinians on a conveyer built going through the Israeli "prison" (torture camp) system and coming out emaciated and maudlin. This is textbook genocidal content.
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Speaking from at least a LITTLE experience … we don’t talk enough about how weird southern (or central) Illinois is.
My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot
August 31, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Speaking from at least a LITTLE experience … we don’t talk enough about how weird southern (or central) Illinois is.
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this is so incredible I can’t stop laughing because he forgot to include Reagan
August 27, 2026 at 10:28 PM
this is so incredible I can’t stop laughing because he forgot to include Reagan
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"this edible ain't shit"
two hours later:
two hours later:
August 19, 2026 at 1:48 AM
"this edible ain't shit"
two hours later:
two hours later: