brndn_m
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everything i do here is a psyop intended to get you to see my cats
and if you're reading this, it probably worked
and if you're reading this, it probably worked
And I'm pretty sure that the second one doesn't even know what outside is. She's literally living the life of cat royalty
September 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
And I'm pretty sure that the second one doesn't even know what outside is. She's literally living the life of cat royalty
wtf I am learning about this for the first time
June 28, 2026 at 10:11 PM
wtf I am learning about this for the first time
You don't beat Air Bud by saying that a dog can't play basketball: the solution is stuff like this!
When they go low, you kick their fucking teeth in
When they go low, you kick their fucking teeth in
May 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
You don't beat Air Bud by saying that a dog can't play basketball: the solution is stuff like this!
When they go low, you kick their fucking teeth in
When they go low, you kick their fucking teeth in
This is such an excellent paragraph
April 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
This is such an excellent paragraph
It's the same phrasing that Japanese signs use for "Watch Out for Pedestrians" signage, but it's not an official sign. It was probably put up by a homeowner with cats (or someone who cares about local strays).
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 AM
It's the same phrasing that Japanese signs use for "Watch Out for Pedestrians" signage, but it's not an official sign. It was probably put up by a homeowner with cats (or someone who cares about local strays).
why do you have to read me like this Spotify
what did I ever do to you?
what did I ever do to you?
December 5, 2024 at 5:22 PM
why do you have to read me like this Spotify
what did I ever do to you?
what did I ever do to you?
