“Boston Strong” has intense proxy pro-Maoist vibes.

once when i was a sailor on a tuna boat in Maine, I found an elf in the trawling net. He offered me a wish to set him free, so I asked for hot men at seafood restaurants. Maybe I could finally meet an eligible man in my career. The wish’s drawback gave me a seafood allergy, so I stomped that elf

this is quite good. thank you for making it

you’re only saying this bc it’s not corn season yet

unfortunately these are the only jobs that Trump has brought back to the US. they have a room in the white house where 16 kids from ASU pre-law class of ‘29 work tirelessly on accounts called “garish groyper” and “memessolini” for money that used to go to USAID

yeah but how embarrassing that a billionaire seems to be the best option that Dems are putting forward

meanwhile local activists are shutting down detention centers. there is a mobile grassroots campaign that is looking for someone they can support and the best these creeps can manage is more “hey this cheeto is stupid!”

let me harm the unborn, mr senator