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Plotting and scheming, a mastermind at work
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“Boston Strong” has intense proxy pro-Maoist vibes.
September 22, 2026 at 5:10 PM
“Boston Strong” has intense proxy pro-Maoist vibes.
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“Well, Caleb, sometimes two people love each other very much, just like Bo Jackson loved baseball and football—and he had the talent, not to mention the drive, to dominate in both, because the man was a once-in-a-century physical freak,” Parker told his 11-year-old son
Sex Talk Devolves Into Dad Rambling About Bo Jackson
NAPERVILLE, IL—Veering from the intended subject matter just seconds into their conversation, local father Andrew Parker’s effort to sit his son down for a sex talk quickly devolved into a rambling di...
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August 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
“Well, Caleb, sometimes two people love each other very much, just like Bo Jackson loved baseball and football—and he had the talent, not to mention the drive, to dominate in both, because the man was a once-in-a-century physical freak,” Parker told his 11-year-old son
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Capitalism is a poor shoplifter being treated orders of magnitude worse than a rich person whose stolen wealth cost countless lives
July 13, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Capitalism is a poor shoplifter being treated orders of magnitude worse than a rich person whose stolen wealth cost countless lives
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The Falkands/Malvinas semi looms
July 11, 2026 at 11:47 PM
The Falkands/Malvinas semi looms
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Two Toms Talking Theology
A comic by me and @valigarmander.bsky.social
Read more cartoons! ---> #PoliCartoon
Help us make more! ----> patreon.com/barry
A comic by me and @valigarmander.bsky.social
Read more cartoons! ---> #PoliCartoon
Help us make more! ----> patreon.com/barry
July 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Two Toms Talking Theology
A comic by me and @valigarmander.bsky.social
Read more cartoons! ---> #PoliCartoon
Help us make more! ----> patreon.com/barry
A comic by me and @valigarmander.bsky.social
Read more cartoons! ---> #PoliCartoon
Help us make more! ----> patreon.com/barry
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Opinion | Elon Musk Confirms Ancient Concerns About the Superrich
www.nytimes.com
June 22, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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Asking a fourth grader how that's working out for him, whether there's any money in that
June 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Asking a fourth grader how that's working out for him, whether there's any money in that
i used to have multiple personalities, but then i underwent mitosis
June 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
i used to have multiple personalities, but then i underwent mitosis
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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one required, but sadly enormous, shift in the way americans view things: recovering an understanding that a democratic government is a collective enterprise that should deliver tangible services and benefits to people
April 22, 2026 at 5:12 PM
one required, but sadly enormous, shift in the way americans view things: recovering an understanding that a democratic government is a collective enterprise that should deliver tangible services and benefits to people
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Saw someone say on here that communists only do literacy programs and raise literacy rates for propaganda reasons and I thought about this post
March 23, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Saw someone say on here that communists only do literacy programs and raise literacy rates for propaganda reasons and I thought about this post
getting hit w the havana syndrome gun probably feels good af for the first few minutes
March 9, 2026 at 11:43 PM
getting hit w the havana syndrome gun probably feels good af for the first few minutes
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establishment dems saw the predictions that they’ll win a landslide this year and now are in full force to turn that around. yeah man im sure “better training” for ICE is a winner
February 25, 2026 at 8:29 AM
establishment dems saw the predictions that they’ll win a landslide this year and now are in full force to turn that around. yeah man im sure “better training” for ICE is a winner
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first as tragedy then as farce. then as farce again. then farce one more time. a little more farce after that. then some farce. and then another farce and more farce after
July 11, 2024 at 6:10 PM
first as tragedy then as farce. then as farce again. then farce one more time. a little more farce after that. then some farce. and then another farce and more farce after
wtf i love war now????
January 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
wtf i love war now????
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My stupid chud son kept saying "great... More Christmasslop" after opening every one of his presents until he opened his last one (a new ipad) and said "gem alert!!" and kept looking at me with his mouth agape while pretending to pull a lever
He's 28... Fuck my stupid chungus Christmas 🤦♀️
He's 28... Fuck my stupid chungus Christmas 🤦♀️
December 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My stupid chud son kept saying "great... More Christmasslop" after opening every one of his presents until he opened his last one (a new ipad) and said "gem alert!!" and kept looking at me with his mouth agape while pretending to pull a lever
He's 28... Fuck my stupid chungus Christmas 🤦♀️
He's 28... Fuck my stupid chungus Christmas 🤦♀️
If they made me mayor I’d pull an NYC with $40 tolls, with the exception that you can pass for free if you solve my riddles three
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If they made me mayor I’d pull an NYC with $40 tolls, with the exception that you can pass for free if you solve my riddles three
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my life savings ...
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
my life savings ...
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im not a big "my tax dollars" guy but i do look forward to a day where my tax dollars are no longer paying for GS-15 salaries for 40 year old comms guys to post HELLO, BASED DEPARTMENT?? from the offical twitter account of the US Bureau of Engraving and Printing
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
im not a big "my tax dollars" guy but i do look forward to a day where my tax dollars are no longer paying for GS-15 salaries for 40 year old comms guys to post HELLO, BASED DEPARTMENT?? from the offical twitter account of the US Bureau of Engraving and Printing
tonight, we are all new yorkers
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
tonight, we are all new yorkers
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this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
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cuomo should challenge mamdani to a rematch
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
cuomo should challenge mamdani to a rematch
i could findom mr krabs if i really wanted to
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
i could findom mr krabs if i really wanted to