Bryan Bowden
@bryanbowden.bsky.social
Chicago sports dad who's proud of you
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
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ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
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finally a good dating app
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
Story: www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u...
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 PM
finally a good dating app
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It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore — and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.
Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"
January 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore — and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.
I was assured my mater slash fic was encrypted!!!
Don't let anybody tell you Pixar's Cars aren't sexy. You get to decide that for yourself. YOU.
January 16, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I was assured my mater slash fic was encrypted!!!
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Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful
The fitness test for ICE is how fast you can drink a Monster and punch a hole in drywall
January 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
The fitness test for ICE is how fast you can drink a Monster and punch a hole in drywall
South Korean politicians were climbing walls to maintain democracy but our old ass politicians can't be bothered to get out of bed.
January 4, 2026 at 6:32 PM
South Korean politicians were climbing walls to maintain democracy but our old ass politicians can't be bothered to get out of bed.
Ended 2025 with diverticulitis because I literally cannot handle last year's shit
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Ended 2025 with diverticulitis because I literally cannot handle last year's shit
I’m the new director of the secret agency studying the weird and mysterious Southern Reach
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I’m the new director of the secret agency studying the weird and mysterious Southern Reach
My kid is a NYC scenester but for historical monuments
On December 25 we took my boyfriend’s kid to NYC for the first time in his tween life and asked if he wanted to see the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree or Central Park and his answer was “the 9/11 Memorial.” Parking was $60. Merry Christmas!
December 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My kid is a NYC scenester but for historical monuments
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
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In case you’re interested in giving yourself or somebody else a woo woo little gift… I’m doing tarot readings over on Patreon for a limited time only. It’s super cheap and very fun, too. Thanks to folks who have already booked! www.patreon.com/posts/for-li...
For a Limited Time Only: Tarot Readings! | Sara Benincasa
Get more from Sara Benincasa on Patreon
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December 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
In case you’re interested in giving yourself or somebody else a woo woo little gift… I’m doing tarot readings over on Patreon for a limited time only. It’s super cheap and very fun, too. Thanks to folks who have already booked! www.patreon.com/posts/for-li...
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Okay gang, The Onion is 80 sign-ups away from our 60,000th print subscriber.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
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December 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Okay gang, The Onion is 80 sign-ups away from our 60,000th print subscriber.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
This was me and @sarajbenincasa.bsky.social on our first date
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This was me and @sarajbenincasa.bsky.social on our first date
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Faith Hill describing a kiss:
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Faith Hill describing a kiss:
Living the dream 😐👍
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Living the dream 😐👍
I love that the Bears are being led to victory by a man with the name of an Elizabethan poet
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I love that the Bears are being led to victory by a man with the name of an Elizabethan poet
My December vibe will be this slutty ghost of Christmas present
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My December vibe will be this slutty ghost of Christmas present
Sometimes I feel like I’m not online enough to know what folks on bluesy are talking about but I’m too online to get baited by what folks on threads are talking about.
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Sometimes I feel like I’m not online enough to know what folks on bluesy are talking about but I’m too online to get baited by what folks on threads are talking about.
Oh, please. Mr. Bowden is my father. Call me:
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Oh, please. Mr. Bowden is my father. Call me:
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
The other vibe I bring to the function
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The other vibe I bring to the function
The vibe I bring to the function
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The vibe I bring to the function