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Cel
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Ashes to ashes, soup to nuts.
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Virgin AGI risk vs Chad Global Warming
September 18, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
September 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Cannot believe we are still here—and this is an attitude that enables law enforcement, that they have permission to rape sex workers
September 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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good morning!! it's that time again!!
April 23, 2026 at 11:36 AM
People with nut allergies are only doing that for attention
September 17, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Computer Rage
Marinette, WI
September 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour.

This is the statement they published on Instagram:
September 15, 2026 at 7:31 PM
It's my birthday + just picked up the keys to my new apartment + I get to drive a big truck today I love being thirty five
September 15, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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Holy freakin crap Lois my relationship with Ahmenia is deterioratin
Source: @osinttechnical on X

The head of Rossotrudnichestvo, Igor Chaika, attempted to downplay Russia's deteriorating relationship with Armenia today, but admitted that "there are ups and downs."

The admission comes as Russia's influence in the Caucasus wanes due to the war in Ukraine.
September 8, 2026 at 9:11 PM
So Nathan fielder and Elizabeth holmes definitely fucked right
September 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
September 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Spent a good chunk of my weekend automating new music acquisition for the server. Set it up to pull recommended artists weekly from last.fm, download their most popular albums, and add them to my server. Now to sit back while thousands of songs download.
September 6, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
September 4, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Every motorist is a policy failure
September 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
You could make bank rn selling unpoisoned food
September 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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the computer must get high
September 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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attention pee
August 30, 2026 at 1:21 PM
We're having timeserver sync errors but we're down to party
August 27, 2026 at 2:21 PM
World's a bit dimmer without her
August 25, 2026 at 6:28 PM
It's Vulfpeck Tuesday get your groove on or get out
August 25, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Now I'm a KDE boy though and through but I decided to give COSMIC a try on Fedora Atomic and I'm liking it so far!
August 24, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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Interviewer: So what do you consider one of your greatest skills?

The Naive Amateur Wife: I’d probably say my extremely clean ass.
A Naive Amateur Wife Gets Her Ass Licked During An Interview
August 24, 2026 at 2:15 PM
This baby takes selfies like a friggin boomer lmao
August 23, 2026 at 10:49 PM
there used to be more sumo wrestlers
August 22, 2026 at 10:10 PM
my server is getting better at making smart playlists but lmao I gotta get more music on here
August 22, 2026 at 3:57 PM