Bubblegrunge Shrimp
@bubblegrungeshrimp.bsky.social
Hoping to live through an abundance of little contests and games; autumnal
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I love twin peaks
July 31, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I love twin peaks
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Dude check the weather report right now apparently there's a black wind that flows through your body and drops all your weapons to level 1 outside. Stay inside dude.
July 26, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Dude check the weather report right now apparently there's a black wind that flows through your body and drops all your weapons to level 1 outside. Stay inside dude.
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*eagle picking at my spleen* this could still be My Summer
July 6, 2026 at 2:23 PM
*eagle picking at my spleen* this could still be My Summer
I don’t journal, but I am able to get a brief picture of my mental state long-term by reading the titles of my playlists
July 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I don’t journal, but I am able to get a brief picture of my mental state long-term by reading the titles of my playlists
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When the progress is nonlinear >>><<><>><<>>>
June 11, 2026 at 2:22 PM
When the progress is nonlinear >>><<><>><<>>>
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🚨REAL🚨Discovered something so incredibly dangerous to me personally, which is that every food item on the grocery store app has reviews
May 30, 2026 at 10:11 AM
🚨REAL🚨Discovered something so incredibly dangerous to me personally, which is that every food item on the grocery store app has reviews
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Extremely petty but hope my old Environmental Science Professor is having an awful day about this
May 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Extremely petty but hope my old Environmental Science Professor is having an awful day about this
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pausing mid sex so the prog rock album narrator can update you on how the elf's quest is going
April 25, 2026 at 9:02 AM
pausing mid sex so the prog rock album narrator can update you on how the elf's quest is going
I don’t post online anymore because I have to save all my jokes for Mario Toad NPCs in my stupid tabletop campaign. Deathly serious otherwise
April 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I don’t post online anymore because I have to save all my jokes for Mario Toad NPCs in my stupid tabletop campaign. Deathly serious otherwise
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any person who has ever suggested that people read in public in order to perform intelligence socially should be fined $1,000. i hate the antichrist. i hate the antichrist.
March 2, 2026 at 3:46 PM
any person who has ever suggested that people read in public in order to perform intelligence socially should be fined $1,000. i hate the antichrist. i hate the antichrist.
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Here u go lil man all for u
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Here u go lil man all for u
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His Body Just Did This
October 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
His Body Just Did This
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Me: Sir, Alan Rickman started acting in his mid 40s. He didn't know he was meant to be an actor. But someone gave him the opportunity and he found his calling
Chainsaw Juggler: Do you know how to juggle
Me: No but I'm eager to learn
Chainsaw Juggler: Do you know how to juggle
Me: No but I'm eager to learn
i think it should be extremely easy to get a job. what do you really risk just throwing me in the mix and seeing what happens? a few dollars in wages, maybe a few more in the unemployment fund? we both know you have the money. I’M the one who doesn’t have the money! because i’m asking you for a job!
October 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Me: Sir, Alan Rickman started acting in his mid 40s. He didn't know he was meant to be an actor. But someone gave him the opportunity and he found his calling
Chainsaw Juggler: Do you know how to juggle
Me: No but I'm eager to learn
Chainsaw Juggler: Do you know how to juggle
Me: No but I'm eager to learn
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Now more than ever it is important to find community.
October 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Now more than ever it is important to find community.
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i wonder if a sufficient number of viable democrats have it in them to effectively counter a narrative of "i am tanking the economy, firing everyone i can, and sending soldiers to push you around if i dont like the way you think, and also lee greenwood is the only music allowed"
October 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i wonder if a sufficient number of viable democrats have it in them to effectively counter a narrative of "i am tanking the economy, firing everyone i can, and sending soldiers to push you around if i dont like the way you think, and also lee greenwood is the only music allowed"
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(six hours in) ok i give up. who's Ulysses
October 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
(six hours in) ok i give up. who's Ulysses
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princess of the underworld
October 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
princess of the underworld
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our honest workmanlike programs vs their perfidious ne'er-do-well apps
September 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
our honest workmanlike programs vs their perfidious ne'er-do-well apps
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my leg accidentally nudged another guy’s at this bar and he moved his leg away entirely, and then HE said sorry to ME. huge mistake. i’ve decided to slowly annex his barstool
September 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
my leg accidentally nudged another guy’s at this bar and he moved his leg away entirely, and then HE said sorry to ME. huge mistake. i’ve decided to slowly annex his barstool
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Horrifying: just bought a decoration because it “looks nice” and the woman who made it explained how it was from a book series I thought was mid as she wrapped it up
September 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Horrifying: just bought a decoration because it “looks nice” and the woman who made it explained how it was from a book series I thought was mid as she wrapped it up
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lot of people are saying when they washed Pigpen off at the group home he got sick like ET in the puddle and it took a full dump truck of dirt to revive him
September 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
lot of people are saying when they washed Pigpen off at the group home he got sick like ET in the puddle and it took a full dump truck of dirt to revive him