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thehyyyype.bsky.social
Dril tweet that read "another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they won't even let me fuck it" but I've changed it to "another day working at the federal bureau of investigation. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the dog. buddy, yes, definitely feel free to fuck it"
September 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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nucleodejuego.bsky.social
🤔 #Opinión | La vieja meada de J K Rowling no huele a pis: "Soporta desde hace siete años que ninguna persona quiera ir a limpiar su casa por miedo a un rumor fabricado por el odio en redes ante su decisión personal de mearse encima " www.20minutos.es/gastronomia/... | Por @laurafreixas.bsky.social
September 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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joshuaeaton.bsky.social
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.”

You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
September 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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florkofcows.bsky.social
August 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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alexnovoselic.bsky.social
Enano estonio haciendo de doble de Lisa Simpson.
August 30, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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jaimelorite.bsky.social
Juro que ayer, cuando me disponía a ver una película sobre el colonialismo británico en Palestina, al apagarse las luces, un señor detrás de mí le preguntó a su mujer: "¿Tú sabes lo que es farmear aura?".
August 20, 2026 at 8:51 AM
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jonchristian.net
smartphones have never ascended to this level of technological achievement (sound on)
August 16, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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onedollarpizza.eurosky.social
En resumen:
August 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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poncheotako.bsky.social
July 30, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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ericfell.com
The post-credits scene of EBENEZER reveals the "what day is it" boy to be Oliver Twist, launching Phase 1 of the Dickensverse.
July 23, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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garabatxs.bsky.social
🗣️
July 23, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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leighloveday.bsky.social
I just don't think I should have to put up with this level of disrespect
Large tabby cat lying on a kitchen table with her tail draped across a plate of fish and chips and her bumhole pressed delicately against the rim
July 22, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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rfksbrainworm.bsky.social
I need y'all to see the screaming hairy armadillo
July 19, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
July 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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pantspants.bsky.social
July 12, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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lewmo.bsky.social
pov: you are frieza after having been split in half by trunks' sword
July 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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hugorrific.bsky.social
Could be us
Two rice cookers about to kith.
July 7, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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edmorrish.com
the fuck it will
A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop
May 19, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a monkey behind the wheel of a car is eating a banana. His foot is on the steering wheel. The monkey asks, “so, can you drive this thing?” Panel 2: another monkey sitting in the passenger seat is wearing wraparound pit viper sunglasses and also stuffing his face with a banana. He replies, “can I what” Panel 3: the banana truck they’ve hijacked goes flying over the edge of a cliff.
July 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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28H r/TwoSentenceHorror 1h 18 NSFW "Wow, I'm so glad my camouflage allows me to blend into this wall!" I said to myself. Little did I know, the man who fucks walls was rapidly approaching. Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/TwoSentenceHorror 530 22 66
June 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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luisrod.bsky.social
He ido a comprar un violín en Stradivarius y alucina: no tienen.
June 6, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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comicnerdsam.bsky.social
May 31, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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noelceballos.bsky.social
Tomémonos un momento para reflexionar sobre esta mesa que vi en una cafetería de Benidorm.
April 26, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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kalitroiii.bsky.social
Pollofre
-Chiste forzado ❌
-Fundado por tremendo facha ❌
-Lo pruebas una vez por la risa si eso ❌
-Público objetivo: Despedidas de soltero ❌
-Afrenta a los dioses ❌

Msemmen
-Jocosa coincidencia ✔️
-Hermanamiento cultural ✔️
-Tradición gastronómica ✔️
-Vaya pinta, colega ✔️
kikegdelariva.bsky.social El Mantecas @kikegdelariva.bsky.social · Apr 25
Que pruebe el qué!? Llorando de risa con este anuncio que me ha salido. Pensaba que era un sketch.
April 25, 2026 at 7:15 PM