Bysmerian
@bysmerian.bsky.social
Basic-ass pottery hobbyist, Dallas area ttrpg gamer, home cook, clerical pinch hitter. Left of center, he/him.
It turns out I have a VPN through my work laptop. So that's nice.
September 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
It turns out I have a VPN through my work laptop. So that's nice.
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I have a fine selection of bug memes.
July 8, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I have a fine selection of bug memes.
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I’ve been very open about my one direction fanfic past. The account no longer exists. I will not be taking any more questions.
July 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I’ve been very open about my one direction fanfic past. The account no longer exists. I will not be taking any more questions.
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Think you can hop back on thinking we would forget what you posted 5 days ago Sony?
July 7, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Think you can hop back on thinking we would forget what you posted 5 days ago Sony?
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okay as a soccer nation we’ve clearly got a ways to go on the shit-talking front, good lord
Meanwhile Mexico fans:
July 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
okay as a soccer nation we’ve clearly got a ways to go on the shit-talking front, good lord
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Florida folks: If you have O- blood and are of African or African American descent, OneBlood is searching for donors who have a rare antigen that matches with a teenager with sickle cell disease who needs 50 units of blood so she can have a bone marrow transplant.
Rare blood needed to save life of Florida teen needing bone marrow transplant
FT. LAUDERDALE, Fla. (WFLA)— Blood donors of African descent are needed to save the life of a Florida 18-year-old fighting an aggressive form of sickle cell disease, OneBlood announced. Gigi Felix,…
www.wfla.com
July 5, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Florida folks: If you have O- blood and are of African or African American descent, OneBlood is searching for donors who have a rare antigen that matches with a teenager with sickle cell disease who needs 50 units of blood so she can have a bone marrow transplant.
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Woohoo! My favorite point-and-click adventure game is on here! If you don't know Technobabylon, here's a "negative" review that should sell you on it.
July 4, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Woohoo! My favorite point-and-click adventure game is on here! If you don't know Technobabylon, here's a "negative" review that should sell you on it.
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July 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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I spent too much time on this today:
July 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I spent too much time on this today:
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"Oh, to be a fly on the wall"...
NO
Oh, to be a cat on that mantelpiece
NO
Oh, to be a cat on that mantelpiece
July 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
"Oh, to be a fly on the wall"...
NO
Oh, to be a cat on that mantelpiece
NO
Oh, to be a cat on that mantelpiece
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I like that she's dressed like a command and conquer fmv cutscene character
December 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I like that she's dressed like a command and conquer fmv cutscene character
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I did not know alt-text could be an art form until I followed Tom Cox.
I've decided to compile a definitive thread of photos of the best dogs I've photographed during my walks in the countryside, together with supporting biographical information.
I will put the vital info about all the dogs in the alt text, since some of it is a little long to fit in a post.
I will put the vital info about all the dogs in the alt text, since some of it is a little long to fit in a post.
July 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I did not know alt-text could be an art form until I followed Tom Cox.
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We're really wasting the concept of a Great American State Fair because a REAL Great American State Fair would have fried foods even God didn't dare to imagine.
June 30, 2026 at 8:11 PM
We're really wasting the concept of a Great American State Fair because a REAL Great American State Fair would have fried foods even God didn't dare to imagine.
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If you're queer and live in Houston, there's a survey that aims to learn about the greater region's LGBTQ+ community. The deadline to take it is tomorrow: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
There's little data on LGBTQ+ Houstonians. A new survey aims to fix that.
A new first-of-its-kind survey aims to explore the needs of Houston's LGBTQ+ community.
www.chron.com
June 29, 2026 at 6:32 PM
If you're queer and live in Houston, there's a survey that aims to learn about the greater region's LGBTQ+ community. The deadline to take it is tomorrow: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
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Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now.
(New health bar appears)
(The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret')
(Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).
(New health bar appears)
(The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret')
(Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).
June 26, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now.
(New health bar appears)
(The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret')
(Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).
(New health bar appears)
(The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret')
(Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).
You've twisted your last sister.
You've wumba'd your last chumba.
You've limped your last bizkit.
June 26, 2026 at 1:45 AM
You've twisted your last sister.
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BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.
June 25, 2026 at 9:04 PM
BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.
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I'm generally not stupid enough to believe that gardening and rearing animals is a good investment, BUT HEAR ME OUT.
First move: don't count labor, because you enjoy it.
Second move: EXTRA don't count labor, because it's also really good exercise running around after animals or to check trees.
First move: don't count labor, because you enjoy it.
Second move: EXTRA don't count labor, because it's also really good exercise running around after animals or to check trees.
June 23, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I'm generally not stupid enough to believe that gardening and rearing animals is a good investment, BUT HEAR ME OUT.
First move: don't count labor, because you enjoy it.
Second move: EXTRA don't count labor, because it's also really good exercise running around after animals or to check trees.
First move: don't count labor, because you enjoy it.
Second move: EXTRA don't count labor, because it's also really good exercise running around after animals or to check trees.
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subsequent post:
> He made me look up happy birthday on Google translate in all three languages and incorporate it… “we don’t want just yapping about the gods”
absolutely incredible
> He made me look up happy birthday on Google translate in all three languages and incorporate it… “we don’t want just yapping about the gods”
absolutely incredible
My nine year old asked for a Rosetta Stone cake for his birthday
June 21, 2026 at 4:31 PM
subsequent post:
> He made me look up happy birthday on Google translate in all three languages and incorporate it… “we don’t want just yapping about the gods”
absolutely incredible
> He made me look up happy birthday on Google translate in all three languages and incorporate it… “we don’t want just yapping about the gods”
absolutely incredible
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June 20, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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So one of the things I've been doing in my pottery class lately is garlic grater plates.
I'm probably making them much more aggressively toothy than necessary, but dang it I'm a sucker for how much they grate. Here's my latest ones w/notes and pictures from before firing just because.
I'm probably making them much more aggressively toothy than necessary, but dang it I'm a sucker for how much they grate. Here's my latest ones w/notes and pictures from before firing just because.
June 17, 2026 at 4:02 AM
So one of the things I've been doing in my pottery class lately is garlic grater plates.
I'm probably making them much more aggressively toothy than necessary, but dang it I'm a sucker for how much they grate. Here's my latest ones w/notes and pictures from before firing just because.
I'm probably making them much more aggressively toothy than necessary, but dang it I'm a sucker for how much they grate. Here's my latest ones w/notes and pictures from before firing just because.