Dysfunctional panic hardware
@caelanaegana.bsky.social
Forget the audacity of hope; embrace the practicality of cynicism. Human rights aren't negotiable.
Real-life professional void screamer, disaster expert, and beagle-chaser. https://linktr.ee/caelanaegana
Real-life professional void screamer, disaster expert, and beagle-chaser. https://linktr.ee/caelanaegana
Haha loser
September 26, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Haha loser
Free idea: If you are running for Congress or the Senate, start carrying around a golden plunger. Say nothing about it, just carry it in a visible way.
September 24, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Free idea: If you are running for Congress or the Senate, start carrying around a golden plunger. Say nothing about it, just carry it in a visible way.
Me: We need to do the things.
Also me: We don't want to do those things.
My chronic illness: If you do not do the things now I will make sure you don't have the energy to do them later and you will feel anxious and inconvenienced forever.
Also me: We don't want to do those things.
My chronic illness: If you do not do the things now I will make sure you don't have the energy to do them later and you will feel anxious and inconvenienced forever.
September 23, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Me: We need to do the things.
Also me: We don't want to do those things.
My chronic illness: If you do not do the things now I will make sure you don't have the energy to do them later and you will feel anxious and inconvenienced forever.
Also me: We don't want to do those things.
My chronic illness: If you do not do the things now I will make sure you don't have the energy to do them later and you will feel anxious and inconvenienced forever.
Trying to think of who besides Nosferatu Miller could have written that UN speech.
September 22, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Trying to think of who besides Nosferatu Miller could have written that UN speech.
He's not great at walking either
September 22, 2026 at 2:09 AM
He's not great at walking either
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The accounting is in: In Oregon there are 111 data centers. The TOTAL number of people employed at data centers is just 2,630, or 0.1% of the labor force.
Those 100 data centers consumer 23% of all electricity used in Oregon.
Meanwhile, electricity rates skyrocket as more centers are built.
Those 100 data centers consumer 23% of all electricity used in Oregon.
Meanwhile, electricity rates skyrocket as more centers are built.
Oregon data centers by the numbers: 111 facilities consume nearly one-quarter of state’s power, according to new report
A first-of-its-kind report details the footprint of the controversial facilities.
www.opb.org
September 19, 2026 at 9:19 PM
The accounting is in: In Oregon there are 111 data centers. The TOTAL number of people employed at data centers is just 2,630, or 0.1% of the labor force.
Those 100 data centers consumer 23% of all electricity used in Oregon.
Meanwhile, electricity rates skyrocket as more centers are built.
Those 100 data centers consumer 23% of all electricity used in Oregon.
Meanwhile, electricity rates skyrocket as more centers are built.
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Trump became the presumptive GOP nominee on March 12, 2024, and within days, he started creating new companies and slapping his name on products.
He hasn't stopped since. The tally now stands at 81 new businesses—36 since taking office (he started two more while I was drafting this report)
He hasn't stopped since. The tally now stands at 81 new businesses—36 since taking office (he started two more while I was drafting this report)
Trump incorporated dozens of new companies in lead up to second term—and never stopped - CREW | Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington
Trump filed a financial disclosure in June revealing he brought in more than $2.2 billion in revenue during 2025. We found that more than a third of that revenue came from dozens of companies Trump ha...
www.citizensforethics.org
September 16, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Trump became the presumptive GOP nominee on March 12, 2024, and within days, he started creating new companies and slapping his name on products.
He hasn't stopped since. The tally now stands at 81 new businesses—36 since taking office (he started two more while I was drafting this report)
He hasn't stopped since. The tally now stands at 81 new businesses—36 since taking office (he started two more while I was drafting this report)
Supposedly nonstick ceramic pan: You do not want an omelette. You want scrambled eggs.
September 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Supposedly nonstick ceramic pan: You do not want an omelette. You want scrambled eggs.
Has anyone else noticed this trend of local newspapers' feeds just being ads in disguise? "Things our experts say are a bargain at Macy's sale this weekend." "Your areas Top 5 tacos: Try them Now." "What real estate REALLY costs in your area." Etc.
September 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Has anyone else noticed this trend of local newspapers' feeds just being ads in disguise? "Things our experts say are a bargain at Macy's sale this weekend." "Your areas Top 5 tacos: Try them Now." "What real estate REALLY costs in your area." Etc.
To all those currently on I-90: CHECK YOUR FUCKING BLIND SPOT. Seriously wtf is wrong with all of you I've never had to lay on my horn so much.
September 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
To all those currently on I-90: CHECK YOUR FUCKING BLIND SPOT. Seriously wtf is wrong with all of you I've never had to lay on my horn so much.
You know what other concentration camp-having country had a thriving international tourist industry?
September 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
You know what other concentration camp-having country had a thriving international tourist industry?
I'm sorry about this, reaper, but I need to speak to your manager.
September 3, 2026 at 10:34 AM
I'm sorry about this, reaper, but I need to speak to your manager.
My dog's nose is whistling in her sleep and some traumatized brain cell of mine keeps thinking it's hearing a smoke detector with a low battery.
August 27, 2026 at 11:47 AM
My dog's nose is whistling in her sleep and some traumatized brain cell of mine keeps thinking it's hearing a smoke detector with a low battery.
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Imagine if this investment had been on solar panels, batteries, and micromobility infrastructure.
Thread: The enormous unprecedented SCALE of the American AI investment boom is "crowding out" investment going into any other sector of the economy.
At this point in mid 2026, it is literally sucking away all factors of production -capital, land, labour, knowledge, ecology.
@katemac.bsky.social
At this point in mid 2026, it is literally sucking away all factors of production -capital, land, labour, knowledge, ecology.
@katemac.bsky.social
August 27, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Imagine if this investment had been on solar panels, batteries, and micromobility infrastructure.
Fuck this nakedly corrupt Supreme Court.
August 24, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Fuck this nakedly corrupt Supreme Court.
$5.51 fee to use a delivery locker on what was probably less than a $20 exchange to begin with? What a grift. They should be ashamed of themselves.
August 24, 2026 at 11:36 AM
$5.51 fee to use a delivery locker on what was probably less than a $20 exchange to begin with? What a grift. They should be ashamed of themselves.
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Hakeem Jeffries and Jared Kushner met today to see what they have in common.
It turns out to be only one thing: A stupefying fear of progressive Democrats accomplishing lots of things that will help people.
It turns out to be only one thing: A stupefying fear of progressive Democrats accomplishing lots of things that will help people.
August 23, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Hakeem Jeffries and Jared Kushner met today to see what they have in common.
It turns out to be only one thing: A stupefying fear of progressive Democrats accomplishing lots of things that will help people.
It turns out to be only one thing: A stupefying fear of progressive Democrats accomplishing lots of things that will help people.
I was right now years old when I realized the reason I can never find a comfortable pillow is because my neck is hypermobile. Bunched up blankets it is for the rest of my life, I guess.
August 22, 2026 at 9:28 AM
I was right now years old when I realized the reason I can never find a comfortable pillow is because my neck is hypermobile. Bunched up blankets it is for the rest of my life, I guess.
SCOTUS conservatives really just showing their whole ass these days
August 21, 2026 at 6:29 PM
SCOTUS conservatives really just showing their whole ass these days
Just when you are settled in, the dogs gently snoring, restlessness slowly changing into the light scattered nonsense of a dream... A furry pillow hog unleashes the most sulfurous butt bomb right next to your face.
August 18, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Just when you are settled in, the dogs gently snoring, restlessness slowly changing into the light scattered nonsense of a dream... A furry pillow hog unleashes the most sulfurous butt bomb right next to your face.
It would be nice if the Star Dept./DOGE hadn't fired every diplomacy expert on Iran. And every other subject matter expert for that matter.
August 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
It would be nice if the Star Dept./DOGE hadn't fired every diplomacy expert on Iran. And every other subject matter expert for that matter.
Theoretically, if we have a President Vance (ugh) pretty soon, what happens to Kushner and Witkoff and our very good (??!!) relationship with North Korea? He's such an empty shell of a human being it's tough to figure out exactly what insanity comes next.
August 17, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Theoretically, if we have a President Vance (ugh) pretty soon, what happens to Kushner and Witkoff and our very good (??!!) relationship with North Korea? He's such an empty shell of a human being it's tough to figure out exactly what insanity comes next.
Trump's Dept of Energy just stripped citizen stakeholders like native tribes, agriculture, fisheries, and water users along the Columbia of their voices on the future Hanford nuclear Superfund site. The Citizens Advisory Council has shrunk from 70 to 20, all of whom will be DOE-appointed.
August 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Trump's Dept of Energy just stripped citizen stakeholders like native tribes, agriculture, fisheries, and water users along the Columbia of their voices on the future Hanford nuclear Superfund site. The Citizens Advisory Council has shrunk from 70 to 20, all of whom will be DOE-appointed.
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The subject of the video appears to lack theory of mind. He is unable to understand that the knowledge of others is different than the knowledge of himself. Conclusion: subject has the cognitive development level of a typical 4 year old child.
August 12, 2026 at 5:20 AM
The subject of the video appears to lack theory of mind. He is unable to understand that the knowledge of others is different than the knowledge of himself. Conclusion: subject has the cognitive development level of a typical 4 year old child.
There should be a feature built in with every social media site to check if the thing you're about to post in nonsense without additional context. Set it to gentle "hey friend, you wanna read over that again?" or slap-you-inna-face.
August 12, 2026 at 5:14 AM
There should be a feature built in with every social media site to check if the thing you're about to post in nonsense without additional context. Set it to gentle "hey friend, you wanna read over that again?" or slap-you-inna-face.