Dysfunctional panic hardware
@caelanaegana.bsky.social
Forget the audacity of hope; embrace the practicality of cynicism. Human rights aren't negotiable.
Real-life professional void screamer, disaster expert, and beagle-chaser. https://linktr.ee/caelanaegana
Real-life professional void screamer, disaster expert, and beagle-chaser. https://linktr.ee/caelanaegana
Haha loser
September 26, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Haha loser
He's not great at walking either
September 22, 2026 at 2:09 AM
He's not great at walking either
You know what other concentration camp-having country had a thriving international tourist industry?
September 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
You know what other concentration camp-having country had a thriving international tourist industry?
$5.51 fee to use a delivery locker on what was probably less than a $20 exchange to begin with? What a grift. They should be ashamed of themselves.
August 24, 2026 at 11:36 AM
$5.51 fee to use a delivery locker on what was probably less than a $20 exchange to begin with? What a grift. They should be ashamed of themselves.
How dare! None of my beagles would ever vote for the people who don't believe in sharing.
August 18, 2026 at 1:35 AM
How dare! None of my beagles would ever vote for the people who don't believe in sharing.
Seems like that could backfire.
Rhetorically, why are politicians so half-assed at this stuff?
Rhetorically, why are politicians so half-assed at this stuff?
August 7, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Seems like that could backfire.
Rhetorically, why are politicians so half-assed at this stuff?
Rhetorically, why are politicians so half-assed at this stuff?
Citizens United made this inevitable, and SCOTUS knew it at the time.
It's time to reform the court.
It's time to reform the court.
August 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Citizens United made this inevitable, and SCOTUS knew it at the time.
It's time to reform the court.
It's time to reform the court.
In case anyone is wondering how the West is doing right now.
July 24, 2026 at 5:09 AM
In case anyone is wondering how the West is doing right now.
I haven't seen this being shared much but if anything is a big enough pain point for the geriatric babboon in the Oval it might be his tech donors.
July 22, 2026 at 8:39 AM
I haven't seen this being shared much but if anything is a big enough pain point for the geriatric babboon in the Oval it might be his tech donors.
The clown show gets louder... And hairier
July 15, 2026 at 9:18 PM
The clown show gets louder... And hairier
In fact, they were
July 12, 2026 at 7:13 AM
In fact, they were
The reaper MISSED AGAIN. But they're getting closer.
July 12, 2026 at 6:59 AM
The reaper MISSED AGAIN. But they're getting closer.
It was literally built by Boeing you utter piece of human garbage
July 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
It was literally built by Boeing you utter piece of human garbage
I'm so glad we've been working on a comprehensive set of solutions for the entire few decades we knew this was going to happen. Especially Utah, who for years now has been cloud seeding in order to steal someone else's precipitation and keep their ski resorts going.
June 25, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I'm so glad we've been working on a comprehensive set of solutions for the entire few decades we knew this was going to happen. Especially Utah, who for years now has been cloud seeding in order to steal someone else's precipitation and keep their ski resorts going.
As if you needed another reason to hate data centers, this SSD I had my eye on used to be half this price
June 25, 2026 at 5:06 PM
As if you needed another reason to hate data centers, this SSD I had my eye on used to be half this price
No kidding, he's progressively more resembling the Michelin man.
June 23, 2026 at 2:59 PM
No kidding, he's progressively more resembling the Michelin man.
A lot of people would say faith-based organizations ruined their mental health to begin with.
June 23, 2026 at 5:26 AM
A lot of people would say faith-based organizations ruined their mental health to begin with.
It can't be that people resent massive wealthy oligopolies and their holier-than-thou billionaire dictators, the communists must be at fault!
PR strategy courtesy of the 1920s.
PR strategy courtesy of the 1920s.
June 11, 2026 at 3:26 PM
It can't be that people resent massive wealthy oligopolies and their holier-than-thou billionaire dictators, the communists must be at fault!
PR strategy courtesy of the 1920s.
PR strategy courtesy of the 1920s.
June 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Instigated by whom? WHO is causing the collapse of the US, PETER?
He's fleeing with all his ill-gotten riches, like a cartoon villain.
He's fleeing with all his ill-gotten riches, like a cartoon villain.
May 28, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Instigated by whom? WHO is causing the collapse of the US, PETER?
He's fleeing with all his ill-gotten riches, like a cartoon villain.
He's fleeing with all his ill-gotten riches, like a cartoon villain.
MAHA woo-woos defeated again by the science.
May 28, 2026 at 4:49 AM
MAHA woo-woos defeated again by the science.
What the actual medieval plague island level shit is this? To be clear, these people are CITIZENS, not visitors or immigrants.
May 27, 2026 at 2:22 AM
What the actual medieval plague island level shit is this? To be clear, these people are CITIZENS, not visitors or immigrants.
What good, I ask, does taking a Democrat OUT OF THE RACE for WA-04 do to advance the Democrats' agenda for the US House? Nonsensical pressure campaigns like this are why the party's approvals are at historic lows.
May 13, 2026 at 8:32 AM
What good, I ask, does taking a Democrat OUT OF THE RACE for WA-04 do to advance the Democrats' agenda for the US House? Nonsensical pressure campaigns like this are why the party's approvals are at historic lows.