Oolon Calluphid
@calluphid.bsky.social
I do not spook easily and those who think I do are wasting their time with their suprise attacks.
Stone me, what a life.
It kills me to think, I'm no longer living just looking for excuses to drink.
Stone me, what a life.
It kills me to think, I'm no longer living just looking for excuses to drink.
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Solidarity with this Piddington resident ♥️✊
#Newsnight
#Newsnight
September 16, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Solidarity with this Piddington resident ♥️✊
#Newsnight
#Newsnight
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September 13, 2026 at 7:29 AM
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Nigel Farage’s Reform UK is spoiling for a legal fight against Labour’s attempt to prevent record-shattering donations from reshaping British politics.
Farage readies for anti-establishment court battle over £72 million crypto haul
Labour frets about an opportunity for Reform to blame the system if they can’t keep the cash.
www.politico.eu
September 16, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Nigel Farage’s Reform UK is spoiling for a legal fight against Labour’s attempt to prevent record-shattering donations from reshaping British politics.
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Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
September 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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September 12, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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A campaign for *MSF* to be banned as a terrorist group (on the paper thin basis of claims about 2 past employees) is the product of the UK Govt being willing to divorce any meaningful conception of societal threat from its use of proscription powers. Govt needs to wake up to the madness of this:
September 12, 2026 at 1:15 PM
A campaign for *MSF* to be banned as a terrorist group (on the paper thin basis of claims about 2 past employees) is the product of the UK Govt being willing to divorce any meaningful conception of societal threat from its use of proscription powers. Govt needs to wake up to the madness of this:
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If you see this graphic floating around, do not believe it.
Fact checked:
Since 2021: Reform has taken £110M not £74M.
Since 2024: Reform £113M, Labour £57M & Tories £54M.
Reform has out-raised both combined!
Fact checked:
Since 2021: Reform has taken £110M not £74M.
Since 2024: Reform £113M, Labour £57M & Tories £54M.
Reform has out-raised both combined!
September 14, 2026 at 8:34 AM
If you see this graphic floating around, do not believe it.
Fact checked:
Since 2021: Reform has taken £110M not £74M.
Since 2024: Reform £113M, Labour £57M & Tories £54M.
Reform has out-raised both combined!
Fact checked:
Since 2021: Reform has taken £110M not £74M.
Since 2024: Reform £113M, Labour £57M & Tories £54M.
Reform has out-raised both combined!
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Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
September 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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Bless. They've already started referring to it as a "Two-Tier Donations System".
It always was lads. Unions are individual members, paying membership fees for the greater good. Private billionaires are singular people "donating" millions to the detriment of society.
It always was lads. Unions are individual members, paying membership fees for the greater good. Private billionaires are singular people "donating" millions to the detriment of society.
September 14, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Bless. They've already started referring to it as a "Two-Tier Donations System".
It always was lads. Unions are individual members, paying membership fees for the greater good. Private billionaires are singular people "donating" millions to the detriment of society.
It always was lads. Unions are individual members, paying membership fees for the greater good. Private billionaires are singular people "donating" millions to the detriment of society.
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David Horsey select cartoon
September 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
David Horsey select cartoon
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There's absolutely nothing wrong with working a minimum wage retail job no matter your age. A job is a job. And this performative, ignorant gatekeeping by those saying it's not a "proper job" can get in the bin. Work is work.
September 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
There's absolutely nothing wrong with working a minimum wage retail job no matter your age. A job is a job. And this performative, ignorant gatekeeping by those saying it's not a "proper job" can get in the bin. Work is work.
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Riddle me this. If somebody donates £36 million to a political party and £5 million to its leader, how is the £5 million not political? Asking for a parliamentary standards commissioner.
September 12, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Riddle me this. If somebody donates £36 million to a political party and £5 million to its leader, how is the £5 million not political? Asking for a parliamentary standards commissioner.
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Ironically, having £72 million will mean I can spend more money promoting the idea that I'm a man of the people and not just a rich, entitled tosser.
September 12, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Ironically, having £72 million will mean I can spend more money promoting the idea that I'm a man of the people and not just a rich, entitled tosser.
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Just saw my first Toblerone outside of its natural airport duty free habitat and it was a jarring experience.
September 11, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Just saw my first Toblerone outside of its natural airport duty free habitat and it was a jarring experience.
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Why I hate vox pop
September 11, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Why I hate vox pop
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Easy to donate: rnli.org/support-us/g...
September 11, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Easy to donate: rnli.org/support-us/g...
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I'm sure there's a pattern here but I'm damned if I can make it out.
September 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I'm sure there's a pattern here but I'm damned if I can make it out.
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The world has gone mad! Folks getting arrested under the UK Terrorism Act for holding a sign that said "I oppose genocide" 🇬🇧 That is fucked up! The majority of those arrested have been pension aged women, often with disabilities. Do these folks look like terrorists? Shame on you England. #Free 🇵🇸
September 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
The world has gone mad! Folks getting arrested under the UK Terrorism Act for holding a sign that said "I oppose genocide" 🇬🇧 That is fucked up! The majority of those arrested have been pension aged women, often with disabilities. Do these folks look like terrorists? Shame on you England. #Free 🇵🇸
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30 incarcerated men presented a $4,267 donation to a northwest Kansas school district to pay down the district's unsettled lunch debt
The donation was to be "utilized to help local children fuel their day and stay focused and energized this school year"
The donation was to be "utilized to help local children fuel their day and stay focused and energized this school year"
Prison inmates help to pay down school lunch debt
A school district's unsettled lunch debt was substantially paid down by a group of inmates.
www.actionnews5.com
September 9, 2026 at 10:31 PM
30 incarcerated men presented a $4,267 donation to a northwest Kansas school district to pay down the district's unsettled lunch debt
The donation was to be "utilized to help local children fuel their day and stay focused and energized this school year"
The donation was to be "utilized to help local children fuel their day and stay focused and energized this school year"
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Politico: "The latest Private Eye pulls various data together to suggest the Rachel Reeves agricultural inheritance tax changes might be having the intended impact: pushing tax-avoiders out of farmland and making it more affordable for real farmers." (Cont.)
September 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Politico: "The latest Private Eye pulls various data together to suggest the Rachel Reeves agricultural inheritance tax changes might be having the intended impact: pushing tax-avoiders out of farmland and making it more affordable for real farmers." (Cont.)
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Having first tried being a ‘one nation’ Cameron-Tory, then a remainer, then a rabid brexiter, Jenrick has now decided that his route to power lies in being a nasty little far-right shit.
A total loser scrabbling around for ‘likes’ in the cesspit of Reform.
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/robert...
A total loser scrabbling around for ‘likes’ in the cesspit of Reform.
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/robert...
Robert Jenrick Says Reform Supporter Who Attacked Woman At Party Conference 'Should Get A Medal'
He previously said the heckler should “get a life”.
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
September 10, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Having first tried being a ‘one nation’ Cameron-Tory, then a remainer, then a rabid brexiter, Jenrick has now decided that his route to power lies in being a nasty little far-right shit.
A total loser scrabbling around for ‘likes’ in the cesspit of Reform.
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/robert...
A total loser scrabbling around for ‘likes’ in the cesspit of Reform.
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/robert...