Canis Floofius
@canisfloofius.bsky.social
“La primera pregunta que me hice después de la muerte de mi papa fue donde estas?" 🇨🇦 🍁 🦫
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JON STEWART: “They began covering their ass 3 weeks after 9/11… There was poison in the air, on the ground, on your pets/clothes… THE CITY KNEW. Rather than limit the damage, they covered it up… After 9/11, business will never be usual again.”
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September 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
JON STEWART: “They began covering their ass 3 weeks after 9/11… There was poison in the air, on the ground, on your pets/clothes… THE CITY KNEW. Rather than limit the damage, they covered it up… After 9/11, business will never be usual again.”
(From @mamdanibulletin.bsky.social )
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🚨😂THIS THIS THIS😂🚨
This guy is awesome 😂😂😂
This guy is awesome 😂😂😂
September 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
🚨😂THIS THIS THIS😂🚨
This guy is awesome 😂😂😂
This guy is awesome 😂😂😂
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Happy Independence Day Canada.
The threats are going to come fast, furious and over the top.
They will threaten escalation because the White House cannot abide an independent and democratic nation on their border.
But we've got this.
The Juno beach gene is in every one of us.
Carry on
The threats are going to come fast, furious and over the top.
They will threaten escalation because the White House cannot abide an independent and democratic nation on their border.
But we've got this.
The Juno beach gene is in every one of us.
Carry on
September 8, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Happy Independence Day Canada.
The threats are going to come fast, furious and over the top.
They will threaten escalation because the White House cannot abide an independent and democratic nation on their border.
But we've got this.
The Juno beach gene is in every one of us.
Carry on
The threats are going to come fast, furious and over the top.
They will threaten escalation because the White House cannot abide an independent and democratic nation on their border.
But we've got this.
The Juno beach gene is in every one of us.
Carry on
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Somehow this makes sense, but only coming from Nicolas Cage
September 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Somehow this makes sense, but only coming from Nicolas Cage
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Whether it's Josh Shapiro trying to stop kids from getting killed by measles or RFK Jr. trying to make more kids get killed by measles, the two men have strikingly different attitudes towards measles.
September 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Whether it's Josh Shapiro trying to stop kids from getting killed by measles or RFK Jr. trying to make more kids get killed by measles, the two men have strikingly different attitudes towards measles.
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On this day today, September 1, 1980 Terry Fox ran his last mile of the Marathon Of Hope ❤️🇨🇦
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September 1, 2026 at 6:36 PM
On this day today, September 1, 1980 Terry Fox ran his last mile of the Marathon Of Hope ❤️🇨🇦
❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA🇨🇦🍁❤️
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Colon us for a good time.
Getting to know your colon.
Answering listener questions and talking about the rising rates of colon cancer in younger people. Share with all your colon-having friends.
LInks: tinyurl.com/ym9mjv5b
Answering listener questions and talking about the rising rates of colon cancer in younger people. Share with all your colon-having friends.
LInks: tinyurl.com/ym9mjv5b
Your Colon and You
Listen to Your Colon and You from The House of Pod wherever you get your podcasts!
tinyurl.com
September 1, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Colon us for a good time.
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Texas has tried to prosecute (New York state) doctors for prescribing mifepristone in New York State but they don’t care about an illegall shooting of a man in his own home while his small children were present
2. last week, an ice agent accused of shooting a minneapolis resident walked free from jail in texas—after texas governor greg abbott refused to hand him back to minnesota. american federalism is fraying at the seams.
The Fight Between Texas and Minnesota Should Never Have Got This Far
A legal battle over one ICE agent’s future is a sign of serious strain between red and blue America.
www.theatlantic.com
September 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Texas has tried to prosecute (New York state) doctors for prescribing mifepristone in New York State but they don’t care about an illegall shooting of a man in his own home while his small children were present
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Spotted outside The Penthouse Nightclub in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. REUTERS/Chris Helgren.
August 31, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Spotted outside The Penthouse Nightclub in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. REUTERS/Chris Helgren.
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“I heard that Trump was demanding in these trade negotiations basically that French Canadians drop all of their French cultural shit. Stop speaking French, stop with the road signs in French. Who the fuck are you? You are a fat terrorist pedophile war criminal conman rapist cunt”
#cdnpoli
#cdnpoli
August 27, 2026 at 3:58 PM
“I heard that Trump was demanding in these trade negotiations basically that French Canadians drop all of their French cultural shit. Stop speaking French, stop with the road signs in French. Who the fuck are you? You are a fat terrorist pedophile war criminal conman rapist cunt”
#cdnpoli
#cdnpoli
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Letter from 130 bioethicists condemns the “unwarranted, ill-advised, & frankly bizarre vendetta against a scientist, Dr. Anthony Fauci, rather than making a sincere effort to learn from the painful experiences of the pandemic to improve national preparedness”
bioethicstoday.org/blog/an-open...
bioethicstoday.org/blog/an-open...
Blog - An Open Letter of Support for Anthony Fauci from the Bioethics Community - Bioethics Today
As individuals concerned with ethics in science, medicine, and public health, we wish to express our dismay at the approach taken by Senate leaders to
bioethicstoday.org
August 26, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Letter from 130 bioethicists condemns the “unwarranted, ill-advised, & frankly bizarre vendetta against a scientist, Dr. Anthony Fauci, rather than making a sincere effort to learn from the painful experiences of the pandemic to improve national preparedness”
bioethicstoday.org/blog/an-open...
bioethicstoday.org/blog/an-open...
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"Pierre Poilievre cannot accept and live in a world where his balls are in a jar with a label that reads 'Property of Jamil Jivani.' He is going to have to take action on Jivani." #cdnpoli
August 25, 2026 at 7:44 PM
"Pierre Poilievre cannot accept and live in a world where his balls are in a jar with a label that reads 'Property of Jamil Jivani.' He is going to have to take action on Jivani." #cdnpoli
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David Eby: "We've seen another attack from the United States. And again, I'm asking British Columbians, if you have a choice, please don't travel to the United States. Choose another place to do your tourism. If you can choose a Canadian product instead of an American one, please choose it" #cdnpoli
August 26, 2026 at 8:15 AM
David Eby: "We've seen another attack from the United States. And again, I'm asking British Columbians, if you have a choice, please don't travel to the United States. Choose another place to do your tourism. If you can choose a Canadian product instead of an American one, please choose it" #cdnpoli
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Jesus Christ what a week
Liz Lemon: Lemon, It's Wednesday
ALT: Liz Lemon: Lemon, It's Wednesday
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August 26, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Jesus Christ what a week
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Bob Rae on Trump threatening to rename Lake Ontario: "He can call it whatever he wants, and I suppose we can call him whatever we want. But no matter what you say about it, it's still Lake Ontario. Where does this idiocy stop? The president should get a grip." #cdnpoli
August 25, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Bob Rae on Trump threatening to rename Lake Ontario: "He can call it whatever he wants, and I suppose we can call him whatever we want. But no matter what you say about it, it's still Lake Ontario. Where does this idiocy stop? The president should get a grip." #cdnpoli
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Dolly Parton spent 80 years proving you could have big hair, a bigger heart, a brilliant mind and absolutely no patience for anyone who underestimated you. She gave us unforgettable songs, free books for millions of children, and enough wit, rhinestones and kindness to light up Tennessee.
August 25, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Dolly Parton spent 80 years proving you could have big hair, a bigger heart, a brilliant mind and absolutely no patience for anyone who underestimated you. She gave us unforgettable songs, free books for millions of children, and enough wit, rhinestones and kindness to light up Tennessee.
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PM Carney: "We are seeking reliable partners around the world, and we're finding them, except in the U.S. and Russia."
Daaaaammmmnnn. PM Carney is on 🔥🔥🔥
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Daaaaammmmnnn. PM Carney is on 🔥🔥🔥
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❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA🇨🇦🍁❤️
August 24, 2026 at 5:57 PM
PM Carney: "We are seeking reliable partners around the world, and we're finding them, except in the U.S. and Russia."
Daaaaammmmnnn. PM Carney is on 🔥🔥🔥
🎥 Credit CPAC Live / YouTube
❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA🇨🇦🍁❤️
Daaaaammmmnnn. PM Carney is on 🔥🔥🔥
🎥 Credit CPAC Live / YouTube
❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA🇨🇦🍁❤️
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My friend: “Did you see that video of Kacey Musgraves performing while seated on disco truck nuts?”
Me: “…what?”
[looks up video]
Me: “You know, I honestly I don’t know what I was expecting.”
Me: “…what?”
[looks up video]
Me: “You know, I honestly I don’t know what I was expecting.”
August 22, 2026 at 2:20 PM
My friend: “Did you see that video of Kacey Musgraves performing while seated on disco truck nuts?”
Me: “…what?”
[looks up video]
Me: “You know, I honestly I don’t know what I was expecting.”
Me: “…what?”
[looks up video]
Me: “You know, I honestly I don’t know what I was expecting.”