Captain Max
@captainmax.bsky.social
Writer who's constantly giving himself titles he made up. Like cobbling fantasy and jokes. He/him pronouns and gender identity and such. 33. https://www.maxdweckwriting.com
There's logo generators for everything these days.
September 18, 2026 at 2:42 AM
There's logo generators for everything these days.
God, Tom Taylor writing Batman never misses.
September 16, 2026 at 11:09 PM
God, Tom Taylor writing Batman never misses.
So after the highly-successful 50th anniversary pilot special earlier this year, Disney still hasn't greenlit a Muppet Show reboot because the three production companies involved are having trouble "cracking the premise".
WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? IT'S THE MUPPET SHOW, THAT'S THE PREMISE.
FUCK.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? IT'S THE MUPPET SHOW, THAT'S THE PREMISE.
FUCK.
September 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
So after the highly-successful 50th anniversary pilot special earlier this year, Disney still hasn't greenlit a Muppet Show reboot because the three production companies involved are having trouble "cracking the premise".
WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? IT'S THE MUPPET SHOW, THAT'S THE PREMISE.
FUCK.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? IT'S THE MUPPET SHOW, THAT'S THE PREMISE.
FUCK.
Downgrade a movie:
Indiana Jones and the Temple of, Well, You Don't Wanna Go in There, but it Wouldn't be the Worst Thing if You Did.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of, Well, You Don't Wanna Go in There, but it Wouldn't be the Worst Thing if You Did.
Downgrade a movie:
Spider-Man: Sorta Circling the Spider-Verse For a Hot Minute But Deciding, Naah, I’m Not Going In
Spider-Man: Sorta Circling the Spider-Verse For a Hot Minute But Deciding, Naah, I’m Not Going In
downgrade a movie:
Give Bill a Warning
Give Bill a Warning
August 28, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Downgrade a movie:
Indiana Jones and the Temple of, Well, You Don't Wanna Go in There, but it Wouldn't be the Worst Thing if You Did.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of, Well, You Don't Wanna Go in There, but it Wouldn't be the Worst Thing if You Did.
Am I using this right?
August 27, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Am I using this right?
TIM CURRY THE NEXT DAY!? SERIOUSLY!?
This is a terrible week for humanity.
This is a terrible week for humanity.
August 26, 2026 at 3:52 PM
TIM CURRY THE NEXT DAY!? SERIOUSLY!?
This is a terrible week for humanity.
This is a terrible week for humanity.
I just realized the latest season of King of the Hill really dropped the ball by not naming their episode with Hank at the nerd convention "BWAHmic-Con".
August 14, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I just realized the latest season of King of the Hill really dropped the ball by not naming their episode with Hank at the nerd convention "BWAHmic-Con".
I've been reading through the original Lee/Kirby Fantastic Four and having a blast. I can see why this is the magazine that put Marvel Comics on the map. Say what you want about Stan Lee, but one thing the man's work never lacked was personality. This is male friendship in its purest form.
August 8, 2026 at 5:33 AM
I've been reading through the original Lee/Kirby Fantastic Four and having a blast. I can see why this is the magazine that put Marvel Comics on the map. Say what you want about Stan Lee, but one thing the man's work never lacked was personality. This is male friendship in its purest form.
Is it bad I found out there's a tornado warning happening in Gencon's area and my first thought was "Wow think of how many dice that tornado would be rolling"?
August 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Is it bad I found out there's a tornado warning happening in Gencon's area and my first thought was "Wow think of how many dice that tornado would be rolling"?
I am really fucking tired of hearing that the USA needs to be competitive against the rest of the world in AI. That's like saying "We need to be best in the world at punching ourselves in the crotch".
July 27, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I am really fucking tired of hearing that the USA needs to be competitive against the rest of the world in AI. That's like saying "We need to be best in the world at punching ourselves in the crotch".
I thought a Spirited Away/Lilo and Stitch double feature in memoriam of Daveigh Chase would destroy me emotionally but it actually made me feel a lot better. She did some really great work that'll keep making people happy forever.
June 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I thought a Spirited Away/Lilo and Stitch double feature in memoriam of Daveigh Chase would destroy me emotionally but it actually made me feel a lot better. She did some really great work that'll keep making people happy forever.
Ok but if Superman were a Pokémon he'd be Shedinja 'cuz of Wonder Guard, alright, thanks for coming to my "relaying the last thought I had in my sleep right after waking up while it's still in my mind" talk.
February 28, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Ok but if Superman were a Pokémon he'd be Shedinja 'cuz of Wonder Guard, alright, thanks for coming to my "relaying the last thought I had in my sleep right after waking up while it's still in my mind" talk.
You know what I don't get today is like, why are there things in the world that don't have anything to do with Pokémon? Who is that for? It doesn't make any sense.
February 27, 2026 at 7:39 PM
You know what I don't get today is like, why are there things in the world that don't have anything to do with Pokémon? Who is that for? It doesn't make any sense.
Pokémon has released a 30th anniversary logo for every single Pokémon. Quote this with your favorite!
www.serebii.net/pokemon30/
www.serebii.net/pokemon30/
February 23, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Pokémon has released a 30th anniversary logo for every single Pokémon. Quote this with your favorite!
www.serebii.net/pokemon30/
www.serebii.net/pokemon30/
I wonder if it ever occurred to Trump that the reason he's never seen Kaitlin Collins smile in ten years is because every time he's seen her she's been stuck in a room with a rapist.
February 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I wonder if it ever occurred to Trump that the reason he's never seen Kaitlin Collins smile in ten years is because every time he's seen her she's been stuck in a room with a rapist.
The thing that sucks about growth is when you suddenly realize something you like may be problematic.
I should not be questioning if I should delete, of all things, the Team Chaotix theme from Sonic Heroes from my music library because I find it iffy how they use "brain-damaged" as a pejorative.
I should not be questioning if I should delete, of all things, the Team Chaotix theme from Sonic Heroes from my music library because I find it iffy how they use "brain-damaged" as a pejorative.
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The thing that sucks about growth is when you suddenly realize something you like may be problematic.
I should not be questioning if I should delete, of all things, the Team Chaotix theme from Sonic Heroes from my music library because I find it iffy how they use "brain-damaged" as a pejorative.
I should not be questioning if I should delete, of all things, the Team Chaotix theme from Sonic Heroes from my music library because I find it iffy how they use "brain-damaged" as a pejorative.
Happy birthday to Jack Kirby and ONLY Jack Kirby. If anyone else says today is their birthday, no it isn't.
August 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Happy birthday to Jack Kirby and ONLY Jack Kirby. If anyone else says today is their birthday, no it isn't.
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Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.
March 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.
Simpsons S17E8: "The Italian Bob"
Lisa: Dad, don't act like Mussolini.
Homer: I thought I was doing Donald Trump.
It's unfortunate how well that joke aged.
Lisa: Dad, don't act like Mussolini.
Homer: I thought I was doing Donald Trump.
It's unfortunate how well that joke aged.
March 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Simpsons S17E8: "The Italian Bob"
Lisa: Dad, don't act like Mussolini.
Homer: I thought I was doing Donald Trump.
It's unfortunate how well that joke aged.
Lisa: Dad, don't act like Mussolini.
Homer: I thought I was doing Donald Trump.
It's unfortunate how well that joke aged.
Ending to the dream I just woke up from:
Undulating Mass of Energy: I'm unstoppable! I've overcome all my weaknesses thanks to the Chaos Emeralds and Dr. Frasier Crane!
Sonic the Hedgehog: *One-shots the energy mass*
Energy Mass: No! How can this be!?
Sonic: Ha-ha! Frasier isn't real, dumbass!
Undulating Mass of Energy: I'm unstoppable! I've overcome all my weaknesses thanks to the Chaos Emeralds and Dr. Frasier Crane!
Sonic the Hedgehog: *One-shots the energy mass*
Energy Mass: No! How can this be!?
Sonic: Ha-ha! Frasier isn't real, dumbass!
March 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Ending to the dream I just woke up from:
Undulating Mass of Energy: I'm unstoppable! I've overcome all my weaknesses thanks to the Chaos Emeralds and Dr. Frasier Crane!
Sonic the Hedgehog: *One-shots the energy mass*
Energy Mass: No! How can this be!?
Sonic: Ha-ha! Frasier isn't real, dumbass!
Undulating Mass of Energy: I'm unstoppable! I've overcome all my weaknesses thanks to the Chaos Emeralds and Dr. Frasier Crane!
Sonic the Hedgehog: *One-shots the energy mass*
Energy Mass: No! How can this be!?
Sonic: Ha-ha! Frasier isn't real, dumbass!
Happy Valentine's Day to all the lovers out there.
February 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Happy Valentine's Day to all the lovers out there.
I've gotten to the point where I'm so used to balding that older pictures of me with a full head of hair are strange and unfamiliar to me.
Like who is this fucking freak of nature, honestly.
Like who is this fucking freak of nature, honestly.
February 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I've gotten to the point where I'm so used to balding that older pictures of me with a full head of hair are strange and unfamiliar to me.
Like who is this fucking freak of nature, honestly.
Like who is this fucking freak of nature, honestly.
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Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:
-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.
-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
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-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.
-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
🧵⬇️
February 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:
-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.
-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
🧵⬇️
-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.
-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
🧵⬇️
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everybody always wants to send me to the hospital just cause i figured out a really fast way to get down the stairs
October 5, 2023 at 4:46 AM
everybody always wants to send me to the hospital just cause i figured out a really fast way to get down the stairs
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