carileemoran.bsky.social
@carileemoran.bsky.social
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October 5, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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A coach finds a phone on the field and hands it to the Head Referee.

Ref: How did you know it was my phone?

Coach: It says you missed 15 calls.
October 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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James Talarico’s new ad is hilarious. 😂

Also be sure to call! Because that’s literally the best part.
1 (844) WHOS-KEN (1-844-946-7536)
October 3, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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"Fuck that."

"I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve of this message."
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
September 29, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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💙👇👏
September 26, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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"Signs of Fascism" originated in my town. (Sequim, WA) I filmed it. I remember getting a call, "hey your video got 5,000 views." By the end of the day it had 60K. Over 100K in a few days from just one platform. Then my DM blew up! Everyone wanted to replicate the signs. Nice to see the signs today.
September 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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Sounds about right 🤭😆
September 19, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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Time for dogs…
September 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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This is all being done in our name.
Trump Took His Status. ICE Took His Dignity. He Took His Life.
This promising young Haitian immigrant was humiliated and tormented until he lost hope.
lnk.thebulwark.com
September 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Let’s just call it Lake Natalie so we know you’ll start protecting our Great Lakes.
August 25, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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Now he’s awake. Imagine if Sen. Cassidy and those like him had stepped up, had a backbone & integrity and done their jobs for the American people from the beginning… 🫣 The world wouldn’t be in this Trump inflicted crisis.
August 26, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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Whatever you call it, you just made all the goods we buy that come across our border more expensive.

Michigan, he’s asking us to pay for his vanity trade war with our money.
August 25, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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🚨BREAKING: The full Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals rejected the Trump administration’s request to reconsider a ruling that denied the Department of Justice’s demand for Michigan’s unredacted statewide voter file. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Trump DOJ fails to convince full Sixth Circuit to resurrect Michigan voter roll loss
The denial leaves intact the Sixth Circuit panel’s ruling against DOJ and adds another setback to a nationwide campaign in which the department has repeatedly argued that Title III gives it authority ...
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August 14, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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The 5-second rule does not apply when you have a 2-second dog. ‬
August 12, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.
August 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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Escorting the nine-year-old to a friend’s birthday pool party, I told him I wasn’t going to swim in part because I’m dressed for work.

He told me I could just jump in like Mamdani did. This is what socialism does to our children.
July 17, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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Just thought you should know he’s having mismatched ear day.
July 17, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Five facts that you should know about the current Cyclospora outbreak.
July 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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I'm placing an order from some halal sushi from the Islamic Republic of Japan before the 111% tariffs kick in.

You guys want anything?

Falafel roll?
Shwarma nigiri?

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July 9, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I never liked oysters anyway.
July 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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Gov. Maura Healey reiterated Massachusetts is not a "sanctuary state," and said the state supports legitimate federal law enforcement work, WBUR reported.

“That's not what we're seeing from ICE, so we're not going to help them operate in secret as they take people off our streets without cause.”
DOJ sues Massachusetts for refusing to issue ICE confidential license plates
Gov. Maura Healey said the lawsuit is the latest in a series of ”specious complaints against states like Massachusetts, putting together targeted investigations against political enemies.” She also ro...
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May 28, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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"'You really can’t make shoes and sell them in the U.S. unless you want to sell shoes for more than $300'....Florsheim shoes typically retail at less than half that price. Which is why the whole tariff thing has been so frustrating."
Trump’s Tariffs Have Created an Economic Sh*tshow Beyond Your Wildest Imagination
The company that makes his favorite shoes just got its first tariff refund. But it still hasn’t been made whole.
lnk.thebulwark.com
May 26, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Someone else posted this kind of list and I liked the idea.

Ten artists I've seen live:
-Barns Courtney
-Danielle Ponder
-Chris Smither
-Mustard's Retreat
-Tracy Chapman
-Pink Martini
-Bonnie Raitt
-Biilly Joel
-Phil Collins
-Ravi Shankar

That is one weird list, upon reflection.
May 24, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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I heard on the news someone's been stealing wheels off police cars...

The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
May 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.
April 24, 2026 at 1:31 PM