DM Mark
@carnaganwolfe.bsky.social
Obsessed with Masters of the Universe,The Elder Scrolls series, and tabletop rpgs. In other words, a total nerd. (he/him)
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I am done dealing with man babies.
September 16, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I am done dealing with man babies.
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Trump notes that falling asleep onstage at 9/11 ceremony technically counts as moment of silence
Trump notes that falling asleep onstage at 9/11 ceremony technically counts as moment of silence
ARLINGTON COUNTY, VA - Awakening briefly, President Trump addressed Americans assembled to pay their respects to the victims of the September 11th attacks, insisting that his mid-morning nap constitut...
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September 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Trump notes that falling asleep onstage at 9/11 ceremony technically counts as moment of silence
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Now in colour, courtesy of Mike Spicer who works with Daniel Warren Johnson on Skybound TF:
January 13, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Now in colour, courtesy of Mike Spicer who works with Daniel Warren Johnson on Skybound TF:
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Here's something I didn't know.
Mounties chased Trump's grandfather out of Canada in 1901 for running an illegal brothel. Friedrich fled back to Germany. We sent him packing once and we'll do it again.
www.gtachronicle.com/news/from-br...
Mounties chased Trump's grandfather out of Canada in 1901 for running an illegal brothel. Friedrich fled back to Germany. We sent him packing once and we'll do it again.
www.gtachronicle.com/news/from-br...
From Brothel to Billions: Trump Family Fortune’s Canadian Roots Exposed – GTAChronicle.com
www.gtachronicle.com
September 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Here's something I didn't know.
Mounties chased Trump's grandfather out of Canada in 1901 for running an illegal brothel. Friedrich fled back to Germany. We sent him packing once and we'll do it again.
www.gtachronicle.com/news/from-br...
Mounties chased Trump's grandfather out of Canada in 1901 for running an illegal brothel. Friedrich fled back to Germany. We sent him packing once and we'll do it again.
www.gtachronicle.com/news/from-br...
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I... the literal argument being made here is "we won't vote for you, but you should still support our anti-science fantasy worldview just because." Am I wrong, is that not exactly what is being said?
Don't get me wrong, dems will absolutely do it, it's just comically transparent at this point.
Don't get me wrong, dems will absolutely do it, it's just comically transparent at this point.
One of the MAHA leaders that AOC met with is Zen Honeycutt.
Here are Zen's demands for winning MAHA votes.
1 and 2 should be considered non -starters for any Democrat.
Here are Zen's demands for winning MAHA votes.
1 and 2 should be considered non -starters for any Democrat.
September 8, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I... the literal argument being made here is "we won't vote for you, but you should still support our anti-science fantasy worldview just because." Am I wrong, is that not exactly what is being said?
Don't get me wrong, dems will absolutely do it, it's just comically transparent at this point.
Don't get me wrong, dems will absolutely do it, it's just comically transparent at this point.
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this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
‘DUNGEONS & DRAGONS 2’ isn’t fully dead yet.
• Script is complete
• Hasbro remains committed
• A new studio partner is being sought after Paramount passed for financial reasons
#DungeonsAndDragons #Hasbro
• Script is complete
• Hasbro remains committed
• A new studio partner is being sought after Paramount passed for financial reasons
#DungeonsAndDragons #Hasbro
September 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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Take control over what you see on DMsGuild. You can now manage your AI-generated content preferences from your Account page or the newly added option on the bottom left of the front page. This new option should work whether you are logged in or not.
September 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Take control over what you see on DMsGuild. You can now manage your AI-generated content preferences from your Account page or the newly added option on the bottom left of the front page. This new option should work whether you are logged in or not.
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Come from Away sequel will see Newfoundlanders put the friggin' boots to Pete Hoekstra
Come from Away sequel will see Newfoundlanders put the friggin' boots to Pete Hoekstra
GANDER, NFLD – Controversial U.S. Ambassador Pete Hoekstra’s announcement that he will head to Newfoundland as part of the delegation commemorating the 25th anniversary of 9/11 has inspired a sequel t...
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September 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Come from Away sequel will see Newfoundlanders put the friggin' boots to Pete Hoekstra
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The marquee at the Penthouse is always amazing wit and for the past decade has been mostly mocking Chief Taco.
Spotted outside The Penthouse Nightclub in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. REUTERS/Chris Helgren.
September 1, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The marquee at the Penthouse is always amazing wit and for the past decade has been mostly mocking Chief Taco.
Seems like something that would be right up @miniminuteman.bsky.social's alley.
An island mysteriously appeared — then disappeared — on British Columbia’s largest reservoir
By Aug. 5, the island was no longer showing up in satellite data
By Aug. 5, the island was no longer showing up in satellite data
An island mysteriously appeared — then disappeared — on B.C.'s largest reservoir | CBC News
B.C. Hydro says it's monitoring for the reappearance of a mysterious island first spotted by boaters 100 kilometres from the W.A.C. Bennett Dam in northeastern B.C.
www.cbc.ca
August 31, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Seems like something that would be right up @miniminuteman.bsky.social's alley.
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title:
Reporter goes on a camping trip with two co-workers and meet their boss' family.
Reporter goes on a camping trip with two co-workers and meet their boss' family.
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title:
A cop is sent to kill a bunch of robots who are about to die of old age, anyway.
A cop is sent to kill a bunch of robots who are about to die of old age, anyway.
August 29, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title:
Reporter goes on a camping trip with two co-workers and meet their boss' family.
Reporter goes on a camping trip with two co-workers and meet their boss' family.
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Mitch McConnell speaks out about Canada bourbon ban with help of ventriloquist aide
Mitch McConnell speaks out about Canada bourbon ban with help of ventriloquist aide
WASHINGTON D.C. - Nearly 3 months after being hospitalized and retreating from public, Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) has broken his silence regarding Canadian bans on Kentucky bourbon with the help o...
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August 27, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Mitch McConnell speaks out about Canada bourbon ban with help of ventriloquist aide
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F@ck you, Grim Reaper!
August 26, 2026 at 7:45 PM
F@ck you, Grim Reaper!
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rip to one of the realest ever to do it
August 27, 2026 at 1:01 AM
rip to one of the realest ever to do it
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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August 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Fucking hell part 2
August 26, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Fucking hell part 2
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Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
August 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
August 25, 2026 at 10:02 PM
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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Polyamorous vegan baristas and conservative uncles unite in memory of Dolly Parton
Polyamorous vegan baristas and conservative uncles unite in memory of Dolly Parton
DOLLYWOOD - Following the passing of beloved country music icon and humanitarian Dolly Parton, millions of tattooed urban progressive cyclists have joined in profound mourning alongside open carry unc...
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August 26, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Polyamorous vegan baristas and conservative uncles unite in memory of Dolly Parton
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Thank you Dolly for your music, humor, charity, advocacy, overwhelming kindness and dedication to give back to the community. You were an inspiration to me and so many others. You will be so missed.
August 25, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Thank you Dolly for your music, humor, charity, advocacy, overwhelming kindness and dedication to give back to the community. You were an inspiration to me and so many others. You will be so missed.