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I’m here to break the hearts of ICE supporters
August 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
True journalism and art
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The thank-you note and the strong performance against the top side in their group came despite the Iranian coach’s complaint about being forced to play in the “worst” conditions.
Iranian Team Leaves Thank You Note For LA Despite Complaints Of Unfair Treatment At World Cup
The thank-you note and the strong performance against the top side in their group came despite the Iranian coach’s complaint about being forced to play in the “worst” conditions.
www.forbes.com
June 22, 2026 at 11:00 AM
The thank-you note and the strong performance against the top side in their group came despite the Iranian coach’s complaint about being forced to play in the “worst” conditions.
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the primary social crime of the near-future will be making people feel bad for refusing to think
it’s crazy watching people be loud and wrong online and when presented with facts they simply refuse to accept them like. i know we’re in a literacy crisis but now it feels like we’re doing straight up crimes against information.
June 2, 2026 at 6:48 AM
the primary social crime of the near-future will be making people feel bad for refusing to think
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Some men are born awful, some men achieve awfulness and some have awfulness thrust upon them. Only Steven Seagal is brave enough for all three.
May 29, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Some men are born awful, some men achieve awfulness and some have awfulness thrust upon them. Only Steven Seagal is brave enough for all three.
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A day after The Late Show ended, Colbert hosted an episode of public access program Only In Monroe, reviving his 11-year-old gag.
How bad is CBS/Paramount taking it? They issued copyright complaints for a show they don't own. 🤣
CBS would hate it if you watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlF...
How bad is CBS/Paramount taking it? They issued copyright complaints for a show they don't own. 🤣
CBS would hate it if you watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlF...
May 25, 2026 at 12:25 AM
A day after The Late Show ended, Colbert hosted an episode of public access program Only In Monroe, reviving his 11-year-old gag.
How bad is CBS/Paramount taking it? They issued copyright complaints for a show they don't own. 🤣
CBS would hate it if you watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlF...
How bad is CBS/Paramount taking it? They issued copyright complaints for a show they don't own. 🤣
CBS would hate it if you watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlF...
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Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem
May 21, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem
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Exclusive: Intuit to cut 17% of global jobs to streamline operations, memo shows reut.rs/3RR8q08
Exclusive: Intuit to cut 17% of global jobs to streamline operations, memo shows
Intuit is laying off about 17% of its workforce, or about 3,000 employees worldwide, to streamline operations and sharpen focus on its key bets including its AI efforts, according to an internal memo seen by Reuters on Wednesday.
reut.rs
May 20, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Exclusive: Intuit to cut 17% of global jobs to streamline operations, memo shows reut.rs/3RR8q08
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funniest thing i’ve ever seen
May 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
funniest thing i’ve ever seen
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I keep hearing otherwise normal people say things like “you know, [sex pest/internet nazi] is wrong on a lot but he’s right on [anodyne thing]” and it’s such a clear symptom of brain poisoning and really demonstrates how effective the Twitter guys have been at force-feeding bigotry to everyone
April 24, 2026 at 12:33 PM
I keep hearing otherwise normal people say things like “you know, [sex pest/internet nazi] is wrong on a lot but he’s right on [anodyne thing]” and it’s such a clear symptom of brain poisoning and really demonstrates how effective the Twitter guys have been at force-feeding bigotry to everyone
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“Guns” (crowd boos) “n’ roses” (crowd cheers)
April 22, 2026 at 6:14 PM
“Guns” (crowd boos) “n’ roses” (crowd cheers)
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The Newspaper: nooooooo you have to debate every bad faith asshole in the worrrrrrld no matter how incoherent or wretched their supposed views are
The Pope: nope I’m gonna wear a big hat
The Pope: nope I’m gonna wear a big hat
Pope Leo XIV said that it was “not in my interest at all” to debate U.S. President Donald Trump about the Iran war, but that he would continue preaching the Gospel message of peace.
Pope Leo XIV says ‘not in my interest at all’ to debate Trump but will keep preaching peace
Pope Leo XIV says it is “not in my interest at all” to debate U.S. President Donald Trump about the war in Iran but that he will continue preaching the Gospel message of peace.
bit.ly
April 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
The Newspaper: nooooooo you have to debate every bad faith asshole in the worrrrrrld no matter how incoherent or wretched their supposed views are
The Pope: nope I’m gonna wear a big hat
The Pope: nope I’m gonna wear a big hat
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April 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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you don't have to talk to people who are annoying. you can just not do that
April 14, 2026 at 3:13 PM
you don't have to talk to people who are annoying. you can just not do that
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Landmark decision with potentially huge impact on social media companies (and - ideally - their users’ (mental) health and wellbeing):
“Tech giants Meta and YouTube were found to be liable for designing their platforms to be addictive, which harmed a 20-year-old's mental health.”
“Tech giants Meta and YouTube were found to be liable for designing their platforms to be addictive, which harmed a 20-year-old's mental health.”
Silicon Valley reeling from social media addiction trial verdict
The landmark decision in an LA court may go beyond immediate impacts on defendants Meta and YouTube.
www.bbc.com
March 28, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Landmark decision with potentially huge impact on social media companies (and - ideally - their users’ (mental) health and wellbeing):
“Tech giants Meta and YouTube were found to be liable for designing their platforms to be addictive, which harmed a 20-year-old's mental health.”
“Tech giants Meta and YouTube were found to be liable for designing their platforms to be addictive, which harmed a 20-year-old's mental health.”
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U.S. senators launch investigation into Alligator Alcatraz ‘torture’ allegations
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
March 27, 2026 at 10:52 PM
U.S. senators launch investigation into Alligator Alcatraz ‘torture’ allegations
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
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shockingly people are capable of simultaneously,
1. Hating their government
2. Hating the people who bomb and sanction their country, making regular life impossible and murdering members of their family, even more
1. Hating their government
2. Hating the people who bomb and sanction their country, making regular life impossible and murdering members of their family, even more
Ask a few ordinary Iranians what they think (not the regime) and listen to what they have to say.
March 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
shockingly people are capable of simultaneously,
1. Hating their government
2. Hating the people who bomb and sanction their country, making regular life impossible and murdering members of their family, even more
1. Hating their government
2. Hating the people who bomb and sanction their country, making regular life impossible and murdering members of their family, even more
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fellas, is it a good sign when the Queen has to join the army reserves?
Queen Máxima of the Netherlands enlisted in the Dutch Army as a reservist, the Royal House said, because the country’s security “can no longer be taken for granted.”
Dutch Queen Joins the Military
Queen Máxima of the Netherlands enlisted as a reservist, the Royal House said, because the country’s security “can no longer be taken for granted.”
nyti.ms
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
fellas, is it a good sign when the Queen has to join the army reserves?
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AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/
February 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/
The alt text to this is so funny what 😂😂
January 15, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The alt text to this is so funny what 😂😂
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I feel like Trump is jealous of Obama for taking out Bin Laden. He wants his own heavily publicized victory against a monstrous enemy of the people who killed huge numbers of U.S. citizens.
More than oil or anything else he wants the optics of quickly and (for us) painlessly taking out an "enemy".
More than oil or anything else he wants the optics of quickly and (for us) painlessly taking out an "enemy".
If Maduro is in custody my expectation is the admin will try to hold Dumb Nuremberg. They'll make it a judicial referendum on fentanyl and try to blame Maduro for the deaths from the opiate crisis.
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 PM
I feel like Trump is jealous of Obama for taking out Bin Laden. He wants his own heavily publicized victory against a monstrous enemy of the people who killed huge numbers of U.S. citizens.
More than oil or anything else he wants the optics of quickly and (for us) painlessly taking out an "enemy".
More than oil or anything else he wants the optics of quickly and (for us) painlessly taking out an "enemy".
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billions of dollars for unprovoked foreign wars, not one cent to force the Bloodhound Gang to reunite put out a new album
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
billions of dollars for unprovoked foreign wars, not one cent to force the Bloodhound Gang to reunite put out a new album
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I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
December 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.