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sad that I have no such friend who will just talk to me about DER BLECHTROMMEL and share theories about DER BLECHTROMMEL without them gettin ALL WEIRD like "Can we talk about something other than DER BLECHTROMMEL" to which I say (screams so loud it shatters glass)
September 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
sad that I have no such friend who will just talk to me about DER BLECHTROMMEL and share theories about DER BLECHTROMMEL without them gettin ALL WEIRD like "Can we talk about something other than DER BLECHTROMMEL" to which I say (screams so loud it shatters glass)
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I say we let him go.
June 27, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I say we let him go.
You know what really gives me the Walter Sobchaks? Fact is, we don't live in a fucking "homeland"
February 14, 2026 at 1:31 AM
You know what really gives me the Walter Sobchaks? Fact is, we don't live in a fucking "homeland"
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people think that the second american civil war would be between liberals and conservatives and thats not true
it will actually be the Chardonnay Gals Club for Freedom in a loose alliance with the Playb0i Carti 0pium sh00taz vs the Battalion for the Covenant of the Lord
it will actually be the Chardonnay Gals Club for Freedom in a loose alliance with the Playb0i Carti 0pium sh00taz vs the Battalion for the Covenant of the Lord
January 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
people think that the second american civil war would be between liberals and conservatives and thats not true
it will actually be the Chardonnay Gals Club for Freedom in a loose alliance with the Playb0i Carti 0pium sh00taz vs the Battalion for the Covenant of the Lord
it will actually be the Chardonnay Gals Club for Freedom in a loose alliance with the Playb0i Carti 0pium sh00taz vs the Battalion for the Covenant of the Lord
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shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
my face when I find the ideal piece of alder perfectly balanced for my latest digging tool idea. that feel when you know this piece of willow is perfect for your little knapping jig project. wake up babe. new piece of acacia just dropped. let's fire-harden it.
@annemiekemilks.bsky.social and colleagues have uncovered the earliest known handheld wooden tools (~430kya) at the Marathousa 1 site in Greece. Notably, they describe a small alder trunk used for digging and a tiny willow tool likely used for lithic manufacturing! 🧪
www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/...
www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/...
January 29, 2026 at 4:29 AM
my face when I find the ideal piece of alder perfectly balanced for my latest digging tool idea. that feel when you know this piece of willow is perfect for your little knapping jig project. wake up babe. new piece of acacia just dropped. let's fire-harden it.
at night sometimes I whisper "Help us, disillusioned white boy" if you know what I mean
January 18, 2026 at 5:49 AM
at night sometimes I whisper "Help us, disillusioned white boy" if you know what I mean
fever dream today about 3 mothmen living in a multigenerational household. Mothman, Moth Manny and M'oth M'an
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
fever dream today about 3 mothmen living in a multigenerational household. Mothman, Moth Manny and M'oth M'an
OPERATION IRON SHIRT ENGAGE
All these assholes want to go to outer space, which, according to Max Romeo, is exactly where you are supposed to chase devils to.
January 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
OPERATION IRON SHIRT ENGAGE
I support golf courses remaining golf courses if and ONLY if they exclusively use water-smart native plants *AND* (and this is non-negotiable) all golf facilities must also be a Public Sex Forest from dusk-dawn
December 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I support golf courses remaining golf courses if and ONLY if they exclusively use water-smart native plants *AND* (and this is non-negotiable) all golf facilities must also be a Public Sex Forest from dusk-dawn
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jokes on you I’m actually a creature fully separate from your perception of me
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
jokes on you I’m actually a creature fully separate from your perception of me
After I officiated my friend's wedding, at the reception I put on his Alf suit and walked around. Literally no one noticed!! I walked around the lawn and pool and no one fucking noticed. I thought it'd be creepy to go in the house and pound on windows at the wedding guests but no one cared.
October 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
After I officiated my friend's wedding, at the reception I put on his Alf suit and walked around. Literally no one noticed!! I walked around the lawn and pool and no one fucking noticed. I thought it'd be creepy to go in the house and pound on windows at the wedding guests but no one cared.
My mom just told me that Tucker Carlson wants to give Peter Buttigieg "a test" to see if he is *really* gay and this . . . this pushed me over the edge into Giggle Hollow. I felt Syd Barrett energy in my fingertips as I giggled
October 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My mom just told me that Tucker Carlson wants to give Peter Buttigieg "a test" to see if he is *really* gay and this . . . this pushed me over the edge into Giggle Hollow. I felt Syd Barrett energy in my fingertips as I giggled
I have been up/dressed for a hours, but for some reason (fun) I turned off the lights and laid flat/camouflaged in the quilts to hide. my mom came in and rattled/dropped a bunch of cans and threw them in *my* recycling, then LEFT? when she didn't see me like she was trying to wake me up?!? wtf ma'am
September 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I have been up/dressed for a hours, but for some reason (fun) I turned off the lights and laid flat/camouflaged in the quilts to hide. my mom came in and rattled/dropped a bunch of cans and threw them in *my* recycling, then LEFT? when she didn't see me like she was trying to wake me up?!? wtf ma'am
It's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday
it's my birthday I only grow out I only grow in ever-expanding bubble-like iridescent sphere, yes, I do not grow up I grow out, to encompass all of you in my joy
it's my birthday I only grow out I only grow in ever-expanding bubble-like iridescent sphere, yes, I do not grow up I grow out, to encompass all of you in my joy
September 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday
it's my birthday I only grow out I only grow in ever-expanding bubble-like iridescent sphere, yes, I do not grow up I grow out, to encompass all of you in my joy
it's my birthday I only grow out I only grow in ever-expanding bubble-like iridescent sphere, yes, I do not grow up I grow out, to encompass all of you in my joy
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A moment of silence now to commemorate the tragic loss of John Ritter, who died this day in 2003 and should have won the Oscar for Sling Blade.
September 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
A moment of silence now to commemorate the tragic loss of John Ritter, who died this day in 2003 and should have won the Oscar for Sling Blade.
Chili's is God's House now. this is not a surprise to me as I was high school buds with Chili's Heir
half of all the "chilis bar and grill" feed posts are "I can feel god in this chilis tonight"
September 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Chili's is God's House now. this is not a surprise to me as I was high school buds with Chili's Heir
I've been forced to put countless bags of black, moldy drywall and 2x4 chunks into the waste stream . . . you could put a fucking dead E.T. in the trash if it fits in contractor bags. If you find yourself in an "Adulthood" type situation just triple bag and toss, preferably with 1000 other bags
September 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I've been forced to put countless bags of black, moldy drywall and 2x4 chunks into the waste stream . . . you could put a fucking dead E.T. in the trash if it fits in contractor bags. If you find yourself in an "Adulthood" type situation just triple bag and toss, preferably with 1000 other bags
Pete Hegseth has hardcore Big Boy energy, like they tried to make a T2 but they were out of T2 meat . . . So they made him out of Big Boy matrix. He thinks it makes him look Reagan like. It makes him look like Bizarro Tintin. Guy has the hardest Bob's Big Boy energy in the administration today
September 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Pete Hegseth has hardcore Big Boy energy, like they tried to make a T2 but they were out of T2 meat . . . So they made him out of Big Boy matrix. He thinks it makes him look Reagan like. It makes him look like Bizarro Tintin. Guy has the hardest Bob's Big Boy energy in the administration today
seems like given what I know about patterns of conventional wisdom . . . basket weaving and in particular, underwater basket weaving, are about to become incredibly econimically important skills. theatre and music majors about to rule this land
September 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
seems like given what I know about patterns of conventional wisdom . . . basket weaving and in particular, underwater basket weaving, are about to become incredibly econimically important skills. theatre and music majors about to rule this land
the automatic trash can dumper is highly frustrated by our cans and he shakes em like they owe him money
September 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
the automatic trash can dumper is highly frustrated by our cans and he shakes em like they owe him money
when I voted in the primary for the special election to replace Gerry Connolly this summer it was so madly unprofessional that it seemed "potemkin" ish. also a huge unmarked hole under the Fairfax County Government Center gutter which I fell into in an attempt to avoid candidates (no regrets)
The general elections really are upon us: Voting started today in Virginia!
September 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
when I voted in the primary for the special election to replace Gerry Connolly this summer it was so madly unprofessional that it seemed "potemkin" ish. also a huge unmarked hole under the Fairfax County Government Center gutter which I fell into in an attempt to avoid candidates (no regrets)
this is reincarnation
Increase efficiency and motivation by taking a power dirt nap.
September 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
this is reincarnation
for the best god-damned plums you ever ate in your life, you want Potomac Vegetable Farms at the PVF East Farmstand 9627 Leesburg Pike, Newcombs Farm Rd, Vienna, VA 22182
this is the best plum I have ever eaten in my life
cannot urge you strongly enough to obtain these plums $4 a pound just $4/lb
this is the best plum I have ever eaten in my life
cannot urge you strongly enough to obtain these plums $4 a pound just $4/lb
September 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
for the best god-damned plums you ever ate in your life, you want Potomac Vegetable Farms at the PVF East Farmstand 9627 Leesburg Pike, Newcombs Farm Rd, Vienna, VA 22182
this is the best plum I have ever eaten in my life
cannot urge you strongly enough to obtain these plums $4 a pound just $4/lb
this is the best plum I have ever eaten in my life
cannot urge you strongly enough to obtain these plums $4 a pound just $4/lb