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the computer must get high
September 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
the computer must get high
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Tim Curry (1946-2026)
August 26, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Tim Curry (1946-2026)
My wife and I involuntarily adopted two spiders living between our windows in the bedroom, lovingly named Ungoliant and Shelob for their respective sizes. Despite my fears, I love them?
August 27, 2026 at 3:08 PM
My wife and I involuntarily adopted two spiders living between our windows in the bedroom, lovingly named Ungoliant and Shelob for their respective sizes. Despite my fears, I love them?
The peak of adulthood is a freshly vacuumed carpet
August 20, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The peak of adulthood is a freshly vacuumed carpet
“I Love You, Beth Cooper” for Hayden Panettiere and crying
August 18, 2026 at 1:38 AM
“I Love You, Beth Cooper” for Hayden Panettiere and crying
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girls be like “i know a spot” and then take you here
August 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
girls be like “i know a spot” and then take you here
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"weight (collective energy)", graphite on paper, 7 x 11", 2026- $300(Cdn). #art #sciart #invertebrates
August 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
"weight (collective energy)", graphite on paper, 7 x 11", 2026- $300(Cdn). #art #sciart #invertebrates
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Sometimes you make a sandwich and think damn that is textbook
August 11, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Sometimes you make a sandwich and think damn that is textbook
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if you're worried that seeing gay people or drug users will make your child a gay drug user, have you considered: being gay and/or doing drugs is cool
August 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
if you're worried that seeing gay people or drug users will make your child a gay drug user, have you considered: being gay and/or doing drugs is cool
I love martinis now. Extra dirty gin martinis, with at least five olives for girl dinner.
August 6, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I love martinis now. Extra dirty gin martinis, with at least five olives for girl dinner.
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just saw someone hit a curb so hard their tire popped. the hottest girl in the world
July 30, 2026 at 10:08 PM
just saw someone hit a curb so hard their tire popped. the hottest girl in the world
That ad about saving 200k on housing… how the fuck does that help when every house is in the mill bracket
July 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
That ad about saving 200k on housing… how the fuck does that help when every house is in the mill bracket
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instead of having to take psychic damage from your phone you should be able to opt in to an offering of blood
September 4, 2024 at 4:55 AM
instead of having to take psychic damage from your phone you should be able to opt in to an offering of blood
People bitching constantly about video games have also never considered shutting the fuck up
July 29, 2026 at 1:25 PM
People bitching constantly about video games have also never considered shutting the fuck up
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The two genders (work meeting edition):
July 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
The two genders (work meeting edition):
Having a rat girl summer (collecting garbage and pissing in gutters)
having a frog boy summer (eating flies and drinking from puddles)
having an alien girl summer (only a lucky few will see me)
July 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Having a rat girl summer (collecting garbage and pissing in gutters)
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I’m sticking my finger in your eye and you HAVE to like me
July 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I’m sticking my finger in your eye and you HAVE to like me
Got my wife drunk, now she’s pretending to be sober to buy weed, life is good
July 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Got my wife drunk, now she’s pretending to be sober to buy weed, life is good