Corollary: If the cleaning product isn't killing it, that's definitely one dangerous bacteria.

That's when things get dangerous: when aristocrats grow bored with leisure and mobilize their inherited capital to change the way we all live. Billionaire dilettantes are weapons of mass destruction, and their special projects have a wide blast radius and inflict a *lot* of collateral damage.

33/

(this is really not necessary.)

Peter Sellers could have revealed himself as a god, but what would have been the point?

These are the post-midnight truths that I hint at, to the humanity.

But also: with pancakes.

People forget the pancakes, which is really just unforgivable.

Thinking about gradually getting weirder each month until eventually I smell like purple, and I'm loud like the vastness of space. The ether. Empty but full.

You know?

Not right away.

Also: I must learn how to swordfight.

I've been drinking 7 & 7's (per my husband: 7 X 7's) and watching Enola Holmes, so there is a wide path for regret of various kinds.

Holmes

In order:
-Lily Tomlin
-Alicia Keys
-Patrick Stewart
-Lisa Kudrow
-Samuel L Jackson
-Anna Kendrick
-Weird Al
-Steve Martin
-Danny DaVito
-Taylor Tomlinson