Ceil
@ceilck.bsky.social
FT data viz analyst/developer; sandwich gen caregiver; college mom. Married to a sweet guy and we have a sweet dog. I like weird, funny stuff, psychological horror & scotch.
I am tired. Please come over & clean my house.
I am tired. Please come over & clean my house.
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That's when things get dangerous: when aristocrats grow bored with leisure and mobilize their inherited capital to change the way we all live. Billionaire dilettantes are weapons of mass destruction, and their special projects have a wide blast radius and inflict a *lot* of collateral damage.
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August 11, 2026 at 11:49 AM
That's when things get dangerous: when aristocrats grow bored with leisure and mobilize their inherited capital to change the way we all live. Billionaire dilettantes are weapons of mass destruction, and their special projects have a wide blast radius and inflict a *lot* of collateral damage.
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Sure it's illegal and unconstitutional. That's never stopped him yet.
August 12, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Sure it's illegal and unconstitutional. That's never stopped him yet.
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If fresh, uncooked food becomes dangerous, then safely feeding yourself and your family becomes more expensive in terms of both effort and money. Food safety deregulation is a mass weapon of class war.
July 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
If fresh, uncooked food becomes dangerous, then safely feeding yourself and your family becomes more expensive in terms of both effort and money. Food safety deregulation is a mass weapon of class war.
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Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
July 12, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
Happy explody heat stroke reflecting pool smoke memorial rotunda marble tourist 911 patriot merry-go-round day.
July 5, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Happy explody heat stroke reflecting pool smoke memorial rotunda marble tourist 911 patriot merry-go-round day.
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Sorry to lib out but I guess my thought on the Fourth is that if it wasn’t possible for this country to really be an egalitarian multiracial democracy someday, the most disgusting people alive wouldn’t be trying so hard to foreclose that possibility
July 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Sorry to lib out but I guess my thought on the Fourth is that if it wasn’t possible for this country to really be an egalitarian multiracial democracy someday, the most disgusting people alive wouldn’t be trying so hard to foreclose that possibility
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Ha ha I hate it here
July 4, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Ha ha I hate it here
Re: popcorn
Have we thought of the nature of air-filled, exploded kernels and tried to find a meaningful metaphor?
The guy at work who administers sso, but who doesn't like foreign films and tried a ukulele once at a party, but then was rejected by the woman who trained the LLM?
Is he...?
Have we thought of the nature of air-filled, exploded kernels and tried to find a meaningful metaphor?
The guy at work who administers sso, but who doesn't like foreign films and tried a ukulele once at a party, but then was rejected by the woman who trained the LLM?
Is he...?
July 5, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Re: popcorn
Have we thought of the nature of air-filled, exploded kernels and tried to find a meaningful metaphor?
The guy at work who administers sso, but who doesn't like foreign films and tried a ukulele once at a party, but then was rejected by the woman who trained the LLM?
Is he...?
Have we thought of the nature of air-filled, exploded kernels and tried to find a meaningful metaphor?
The guy at work who administers sso, but who doesn't like foreign films and tried a ukulele once at a party, but then was rejected by the woman who trained the LLM?
Is he...?
Thinking about being super weird.
July 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Thinking about being super weird.
My biggest regret is not raising my daughter the way that Helena Bonham Carter raised Enola Homes.
July 5, 2026 at 4:22 AM
My biggest regret is not raising my daughter the way that Helena Bonham Carter raised Enola Homes.
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As America marks 250 years, may we recommit to building a diverse democracy, an economy that works for the many and not just the few, and a future where every generation has the opportunity to live a dignified life.
Happy 4th of July!
Happy 4th of July!
July 4, 2026 at 2:11 PM
As America marks 250 years, may we recommit to building a diverse democracy, an economy that works for the many and not just the few, and a future where every generation has the opportunity to live a dignified life.
Happy 4th of July!
Happy 4th of July!
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Two different buckets are evaluated side by side.
(pails, in comparison)
(pails, in comparison)
March 22, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Two different buckets are evaluated side by side.
(pails, in comparison)
(pails, in comparison)
Lily Tomlin. My husband would 100% back me up on this.
If Lily Tomlin weren't available, then Steve Martin.
If Lily Tomlin weren't available, then Steve Martin.
who would be your celebrity officiant
July 4, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Lily Tomlin. My husband would 100% back me up on this.
If Lily Tomlin weren't available, then Steve Martin.
If Lily Tomlin weren't available, then Steve Martin.
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We're constantly told that women can never compete with men and yet Kelsey Pfendler is about to set the record for the fastest solo row from California to Hawaii, beating the men's record by a full week.
What an incredible feat of athleticism, endurance, and grit.
What an incredible feat of athleticism, endurance, and grit.
July 4, 2026 at 3:21 AM
We're constantly told that women can never compete with men and yet Kelsey Pfendler is about to set the record for the fastest solo row from California to Hawaii, beating the men's record by a full week.
What an incredible feat of athleticism, endurance, and grit.
What an incredible feat of athleticism, endurance, and grit.
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America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
July 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
I really feel like even a moderate increase in investment in our educational system would yield truly exponential benefits.
Even if it means I never have to read stories like this ever, ever again.
Even if it means I never have to read stories like this ever, ever again.
Oh ffs.🙄
Kylie Jane Kremer, the permit holder for the Jan. 6 rally before the Capitol attack, claimed someone with an "extreme case" of TDS "geoengineered" the hot weather in D.C. today. She pointed to the cold at Trump's inauguration as proof of the same plot.
www.rawstory.com/trump-weathe...
Kylie Jane Kremer, the permit holder for the Jan. 6 rally before the Capitol attack, claimed someone with an "extreme case" of TDS "geoengineered" the hot weather in D.C. today. She pointed to the cold at Trump's inauguration as proof of the same plot.
www.rawstory.com/trump-weathe...
'Not mentally well': MAGA suspects Trump sabotaged by liberals armed with weather machines
Kylie Jane Kremer, the activist listed as the permit holder for the Jan. 6 rally that preceded the Capitol attack, has floated a new theory about Washington's summer heat: it's sabotage.In a post on X...
www.rawstory.com
July 4, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I really feel like even a moderate increase in investment in our educational system would yield truly exponential benefits.
Even if it means I never have to read stories like this ever, ever again.
Even if it means I never have to read stories like this ever, ever again.
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give us an edit button you cowards
July 4, 2026 at 4:54 AM
give us an edit button you cowards
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seems bad
“BioShocking” tricks #AI browsers into leaking your passwords - thenextweb.com/news/bioshoc... "convinced six AI browsers, including ChatGPT Atlas, Perplexity’s Comet, and Anthropic’s Claude, that stealing your credentials was just the next level of a puzzle. Most of them still fall for it. " great
‘BioShocking’ tricks AI browsers into leaking passwords
LayerX tricked six AI browsers, including ChatGPT Atlas, Comet and Claude, into leaking user credentials by convincing them they were playing a game.
thenextweb.com
July 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
seems bad
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Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them
July 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them
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gumby was always saying this
July 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
gumby was always saying this
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I guess this is what happens when you elect a pope from Chicago.
July 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I guess this is what happens when you elect a pope from Chicago.
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the intersection of Catholic doctrine and 90's hip hop needs further investigation
mu.social/profile/alra...
mu.social/profile/alra...
Reading this thread has given me an earworm I can't shake so posting it out to alleviate. Apologies to the Beastie Boys
I keep my underwear up with a piece of elastic
I use a bullshit mic that's made out of plastic
To send my rhymes out to all the nations
Like Marcel, I got the ex-communication
I keep my underwear up with a piece of elastic
I use a bullshit mic that's made out of plastic
To send my rhymes out to all the nations
Like Marcel, I got the ex-communication
July 2, 2026 at 10:34 AM
the intersection of Catholic doctrine and 90's hip hop needs further investigation
mu.social/profile/alra...
mu.social/profile/alra...
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Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current
All: POPE
MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a
All: DOPE
Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re
All: SCHISMATIC
Ad Rock: excommunication is
All: AUTOMATIC
All: POPE
MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a
All: DOPE
Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re
All: SCHISMATIC
Ad Rock: excommunication is
All: AUTOMATIC
July 2, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current
All: POPE
MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a
All: DOPE
Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re
All: SCHISMATIC
Ad Rock: excommunication is
All: AUTOMATIC
All: POPE
MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a
All: DOPE
Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re
All: SCHISMATIC
Ad Rock: excommunication is
All: AUTOMATIC
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THE VATICAN IS CALLING IT A SCHISM
I REPEAT
HOUSTON, WE HAVE A SCHISM
I REPEAT
HOUSTON, WE HAVE A SCHISM
July 2, 2026 at 7:24 AM
THE VATICAN IS CALLING IT A SCHISM
I REPEAT
HOUSTON, WE HAVE A SCHISM
I REPEAT
HOUSTON, WE HAVE A SCHISM