Lisa
@celtzo.bsky.social
When you snark into the void, the void snarks back…. Who am I? Human, scientist, she/her, ally. A lover of cats, sci-fi, bad movies, video games, murder mysteries, and family (found, blood, and in progress). She/her
NOTE: There WILL be typos!!!!!
NOTE: There WILL be typos!!!!!
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Hey girl, did you fall from heaven? Because I'm skeptical of religion, and I think you probably just ubered here.
September 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Hey girl, did you fall from heaven? Because I'm skeptical of religion, and I think you probably just ubered here.
Agreed
I need to make something very, very clear.
If we are in a Zoom interview and your pet interrupts, you never EVER have to apologize. Instead, please introduce them so I can greet them properly.
Thank you for your time.
If we are in a Zoom interview and your pet interrupts, you never EVER have to apologize. Instead, please introduce them so I can greet them properly.
Thank you for your time.
September 10, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Agreed
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Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
September 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
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Questionnaire by Wendell Berry
September 1, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Questionnaire by Wendell Berry
I have one too! Here’s his “Hellooooo Ladies!”
September 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I have one too! Here’s his “Hellooooo Ladies!”
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"Am I joke to you, Sharon??"
August 31, 2026 at 7:54 PM
"Am I joke to you, Sharon??"
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It's like the folks that say "Democrats hate America." We love our country, it's "Diversity", its foundation to freely worship ANY religion without government persecution.
August 30, 2026 at 4:16 PM
It's like the folks that say "Democrats hate America." We love our country, it's "Diversity", its foundation to freely worship ANY religion without government persecution.
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I think I’m due for another rewatch of one of the funniest 70s sitcoms ever.
Scratch that.
One of the funniest television shows in the history of television.
Scratch that.
One of the funniest television shows in the history of television.
August 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I think I’m due for another rewatch of one of the funniest 70s sitcoms ever.
Scratch that.
One of the funniest television shows in the history of television.
Scratch that.
One of the funniest television shows in the history of television.
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It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
August 31, 2026 at 2:34 AM
It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
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Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops
August 27, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops
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August 27, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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don’t repurpose it or turn it into a museum or anything like that. destroy it.
youtu.be/pkFNAd1DaaA
youtu.be/pkFNAd1DaaA
No matter what, we have to tear down that ballroom
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
youtu.be
August 25, 2026 at 4:14 PM
don’t repurpose it or turn it into a museum or anything like that. destroy it.
youtu.be/pkFNAd1DaaA
youtu.be/pkFNAd1DaaA
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Thank you, Mark Carney, for standing up to fascism.
August 25, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Thank you, Mark Carney, for standing up to fascism.
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From the official DHS account. Doesn’t get much more un-American than this. If you’re not alarmed you’re not paying attention.
August 25, 2026 at 3:21 PM
From the official DHS account. Doesn’t get much more un-American than this. If you’re not alarmed you’re not paying attention.
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Hakeem Jeffries and Jared Kushner met today to see what they have in common.
It turns out to be only one thing: A stupefying fear of progressive Democrats accomplishing lots of things that will help people.
It turns out to be only one thing: A stupefying fear of progressive Democrats accomplishing lots of things that will help people.
August 23, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Hakeem Jeffries and Jared Kushner met today to see what they have in common.
It turns out to be only one thing: A stupefying fear of progressive Democrats accomplishing lots of things that will help people.
It turns out to be only one thing: A stupefying fear of progressive Democrats accomplishing lots of things that will help people.
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"Under MTA rules, dogs are allowed on the NYC subway only if they are fully enclosed in a container or bag and carried in a way that does not annoy other passengers."
😂
😂
August 23, 2026 at 12:31 PM
"Under MTA rules, dogs are allowed on the NYC subway only if they are fully enclosed in a container or bag and carried in a way that does not annoy other passengers."
😂
😂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey at least we alienated an ally for a dictator to still tell us to get fucked. Art of the deal, baby.
Hey at least we alienated an ally for a dictator to still tell us to get fucked. Art of the deal, baby.
August 19, 2026 at 2:26 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey at least we alienated an ally for a dictator to still tell us to get fucked. Art of the deal, baby.
Hey at least we alienated an ally for a dictator to still tell us to get fucked. Art of the deal, baby.
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August 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Not wrong
August 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Not wrong