Evan Gross. Yes. Really.
@cerberus144.bsky.social
Aging Gen-Yer. Star Wars nerd. Cat-daddy. Wrestling mark. Simpsons Quoter. Subpar gamer. Picky eater. That guy who keeps talking about PIN*BOT.
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We are in the "Microsoft Solitaire has ads now" part of the Capitalist hellscape timeline.
August 30, 2026 at 2:42 PM
We are in the "Microsoft Solitaire has ads now" part of the Capitalist hellscape timeline.
Who the fuck was eating a chicken leg in the McDonald's parking lot?
August 29, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Who the fuck was eating a chicken leg in the McDonald's parking lot?
I'm dying. This keeps happening with Batgirl's van every single time. Am I the only one? @legobatman.bsky.social #LEGObatman
August 14, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I'm dying. This keeps happening with Batgirl's van every single time. Am I the only one? @legobatman.bsky.social #LEGObatman
July 30, 2026 at 8:51 PM
The Japanese word for love is "ai." This is ironic because I have no love for AI.
July 28, 2026 at 4:52 AM
The Japanese word for love is "ai." This is ironic because I have no love for AI.
Reposted by Evan Gross. Yes. Really.
I’ll tell you the problem with the wrestling business -
*shits everywhere*
*shits everywhere*
July 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I’ll tell you the problem with the wrestling business -
*shits everywhere*
*shits everywhere*
I just completed the Free Lanes/Terran Armada DLCs. The story was boring. Cruise mode is tedious. I wanted to put Delta in a car crusher. Too many of the achievements are RNG-dependent @starfield.bethesdastudios.com As a whole, I'd give Starfield a 6/10.
June 27, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I just completed the Free Lanes/Terran Armada DLCs. The story was boring. Cruise mode is tedious. I wanted to put Delta in a car crusher. Too many of the achievements are RNG-dependent @starfield.bethesdastudios.com As a whole, I'd give Starfield a 6/10.
Being a Fallout fan has ruined my brain. I walked past my uncle, who was watching a video about cars, and the host said, "The approval rating for the Enclave has gone up greatly over the last few years," and it sent me, guys.
June 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Being a Fallout fan has ruined my brain. I walked past my uncle, who was watching a video about cars, and the host said, "The approval rating for the Enclave has gone up greatly over the last few years," and it sent me, guys.
I replayed Skyrim on an XBOX 360 I got at a yard sale last month. It was rough after years of playing the Special Edition on Series X and PC. Loading screen and crashes galore! It was fun! There were 12 years, 5 months, and 26 days between the first and last achievements.
June 4, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I replayed Skyrim on an XBOX 360 I got at a yard sale last month. It was rough after years of playing the Special Edition on Series X and PC. Loading screen and crashes galore! It was fun! There were 12 years, 5 months, and 26 days between the first and last achievements.
If this new John Cena championship belt isn't a spinner, what are they even doing? #WWEBacklash
May 10, 2026 at 12:05 AM
If this new John Cena championship belt isn't a spinner, what are they even doing? #WWEBacklash
Mojave Sunset.
May 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Mojave Sunset.
The hobbits were parodies of the English before WW2. Which, I have to say, you don't need a second breakfast if you get it right the first time. Beans? Mushrooms? Come off it, lads. #LordOfTheRings
May 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
The hobbits were parodies of the English before WW2. Which, I have to say, you don't need a second breakfast if you get it right the first time. Beans? Mushrooms? Come off it, lads. #LordOfTheRings
Memories! This save file is from when my nephew and I set up two TVs, and I played on my Nintendo 64, he played on the GameCube, and we both got 100% together! #TheLegendOfZelda #OcarinaOfTime
April 24, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Memories! This save file is from when my nephew and I set up two TVs, and I played on my Nintendo 64, he played on the GameCube, and we both got 100% together! #TheLegendOfZelda #OcarinaOfTime
Hearing Miseria Cantare gave me a Rattatouille flashback moment to twenty years ago, watching bootleg Ring of Honor tapes in my mom's living room. #Wrestlemania
April 20, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Hearing Miseria Cantare gave me a Rattatouille flashback moment to twenty years ago, watching bootleg Ring of Honor tapes in my mom's living room. #Wrestlemania
I wonder if, in this Jordan/Pippen analogy, Andrade is Rodman? #AEWDynamite
April 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I wonder if, in this Jordan/Pippen analogy, Andrade is Rodman? #AEWDynamite
Behold! The penultimate achievement! All that's left is the one for beating "At the Summit of Aprocrypha" which didn't pop when I beat the Dragonborn DLC years ago! Let's hope that it doesn't glitch on me again! #TheElderScrolls #Skyrim #ItJustWorks
April 2, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Behold! The penultimate achievement! All that's left is the one for beating "At the Summit of Aprocrypha" which didn't pop when I beat the Dragonborn DLC years ago! Let's hope that it doesn't glitch on me again! #TheElderScrolls #Skyrim #ItJustWorks
I'm going to be banned from every Italian kitchen in the world for saying this, but traditional doesn't mean better.
March 25, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I'm going to be banned from every Italian kitchen in the world for saying this, but traditional doesn't mean better.
Reposted by Evan Gross. Yes. Really.
Remember who you are! #MysteryWresting22
Watch the full show on mysterywrestling.com!
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
Watch the full show on mysterywrestling.com!
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
March 24, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Remember who you are! #MysteryWresting22
Watch the full show on mysterywrestling.com!
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
Watch the full show on mysterywrestling.com!
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
I had a really intense cry today. I changed my bed sheets, and not having Pumpkin there to be in the way was super noticeable. She has been very conspicuous by her absence, but this broke me for some reason. Give all your critters hugs and kisses on my behalf.
February 26, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I had a really intense cry today. I changed my bed sheets, and not having Pumpkin there to be in the way was super noticeable. She has been very conspicuous by her absence, but this broke me for some reason. Give all your critters hugs and kisses on my behalf.
GOAL! Team USA WINS their first Olympic Gold in my ENTIRE LIFE! I feel sorry for the cat because she was sitting on the back of the couch, and my mom, uncle, and I all jumped up screaming; she took off as if she was being shot at. Sorry Goblin. #USAHockey
February 22, 2026 at 3:59 PM
GOAL! Team USA WINS their first Olympic Gold in my ENTIRE LIFE! I feel sorry for the cat because she was sitting on the back of the couch, and my mom, uncle, and I all jumped up screaming; she took off as if she was being shot at. Sorry Goblin. #USAHockey
Whenever I do the #Wordle, my first try is always "FARTS." One of these days it's going to be the answer, and it'll be the best day ever.
February 19, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Whenever I do the #Wordle, my first try is always "FARTS." One of these days it's going to be the answer, and it'll be the best day ever.