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Evan Gross. Yes. Really.
@cerberus144.bsky.social
Aging Gen-Yer. Star Wars nerd. Cat-daddy. Wrestling mark. Simpsons Quoter. Subpar gamer. Picky eater. That guy who keeps talking about PIN*BOT.
Who the fuck was eating a chicken leg in the McDonald's parking lot?
August 29, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I'm dying. This keeps happening with Batgirl's van every single time. Am I the only one? @legobatman.bsky.social #LEGObatman
August 14, 2026 at 2:04 AM
July 30, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I just completed the Free Lanes/Terran Armada DLCs. The story was boring. Cruise mode is tedious. I wanted to put Delta in a car crusher. Too many of the achievements are RNG-dependent @starfield.bethesdastudios.com As a whole, I'd give Starfield a 6/10.
June 27, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Being a Fallout fan has ruined my brain. I walked past my uncle, who was watching a video about cars, and the host said, "The approval rating for the Enclave has gone up greatly over the last few years," and it sent me, guys.
June 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I replayed Skyrim on an XBOX 360 I got at a yard sale last month. It was rough after years of playing the Special Edition on Series X and PC. Loading screen and crashes galore! It was fun! There were 12 years, 5 months, and 26 days between the first and last achievements.
June 4, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Mojave Sunset.
May 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
April 30, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Memories! This save file is from when my nephew and I set up two TVs, and I played on my Nintendo 64, he played on the GameCube, and we both got 100% together! #TheLegendOfZelda #OcarinaOfTime
April 24, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Duck Vader #Fortnite
April 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Behold! The penultimate achievement! All that's left is the one for beating "At the Summit of Aprocrypha" which didn't pop when I beat the Dragonborn DLC years ago! Let's hope that it doesn't glitch on me again! #TheElderScrolls #Skyrim #ItJustWorks
April 2, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Imagine hiring a comedy wrestler and not allowing him to wrestle or do comedy during his debut. #WWE
March 2, 2026 at 2:59 PM
You can make the new cat sidekick chonk. #Fortnite
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We can't roll into battle on this ride because it would be too overpowered. #Battlefield6
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The reviews for #Fallout4 Anniversary Edition are on point.
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Pumpkin had decreed I'm not allowed to watch Blood and Guts anymore. #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I really thought this would work and I was being clever with the game's mechanics. Kinda disappointed. @obsidianent.bsky.social #TheOuterWorlds2
October 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My first dogtags. Knife to see you. #Battlefield6
October 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A couple of @playstation.com fans I know are really smug about mocking @gamepass.xbox.com and the unpopular and anti-consumer changes they implemented yesterday. So I made this meme. Nobody reigns at the hater's ball like PlayStation fanboys.
October 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
September 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Happy 65th anniversary to the Nixon/Kennedy debate.
September 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Or at the very least, he should be the princess we're rescuing.
September 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The orange M&M's got a fat hog.
August 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Pumpkin belly. #Caturday
August 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM