🏳️🌈Christmas Beauregard🏳️⚧️
@champplaysbass.bsky.social
Leaf Shinobi. Splendid bassist. Welder. Earthbender. Michigan sports. SPOP. Queerest queer in the village. They/Them.
The Tigers’ city connect jerseys are so ugly 😭
September 22, 2026 at 12:03 AM
The Tigers’ city connect jerseys are so ugly 😭
“Simple and Clean” has no business going as hard as it does.
September 15, 2026 at 9:26 PM
“Simple and Clean” has no business going as hard as it does.
I’ve been a Michigan fan since I was old enough to have an opinion on things. That being said, I think Western got cheated.
September 6, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I’ve been a Michigan fan since I was old enough to have an opinion on things. That being said, I think Western got cheated.
One time I took off my hat while hanging out with a friend, and she said, “Sometimes I forget that you have a head under your hat.” That was probably 8 years ago, and I still think about it a lot.
August 31, 2026 at 11:54 PM
One time I took off my hat while hanging out with a friend, and she said, “Sometimes I forget that you have a head under your hat.” That was probably 8 years ago, and I still think about it a lot.
Things are pretty grim right now, but as long as black people are still doing the electric slide at gatherings, we’re all gonna be ok.
August 16, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Things are pretty grim right now, but as long as black people are still doing the electric slide at gatherings, we’re all gonna be ok.
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Cyber punk
July 31, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Cyber punk
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UK average temperature over the last decade: increasing
Transphobia in the UK over the last decade: increasing
Conclusion: Transphobia causes climate change
Transphobia in the UK over the last decade: increasing
Conclusion: Transphobia causes climate change
August 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
UK average temperature over the last decade: increasing
Transphobia in the UK over the last decade: increasing
Conclusion: Transphobia causes climate change
Transphobia in the UK over the last decade: increasing
Conclusion: Transphobia causes climate change
I thought after the Tigers dealt Skubal that while our odds for the playoffs were next to nothing, this season could still be fun to watch. Now that they’ve also dealt Mize, that’s not gonna be the case. Might as well throw this season into a flaming dumpster and then push the dumpster off a cliff.
August 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I thought after the Tigers dealt Skubal that while our odds for the playoffs were next to nothing, this season could still be fun to watch. Now that they’ve also dealt Mize, that’s not gonna be the case. Might as well throw this season into a flaming dumpster and then push the dumpster off a cliff.
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We only rate dogs. This is a very fast tater tot. Please stay out of the way as he clearly has places to be, and only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: choppertp)
July 28, 2026 at 9:31 PM
We only rate dogs. This is a very fast tater tot. Please stay out of the way as he clearly has places to be, and only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: choppertp)
There’s a guy who works at my doctor’s office that I always chat with. He’s a cool dude. When I met him, he was straight, a Christian, and in a monogamous relationship with his wife. Totally chill. But now, he’s bisexual, polyamorous, and Norse pagan. And honestly, I love that for him.
July 28, 2026 at 5:19 AM
There’s a guy who works at my doctor’s office that I always chat with. He’s a cool dude. When I met him, he was straight, a Christian, and in a monogamous relationship with his wife. Totally chill. But now, he’s bisexual, polyamorous, and Norse pagan. And honestly, I love that for him.
I was out on a walk, and a guy drove by in a Prius. Normally nothing noteworthy, but he had long hair, a long beard, and was wearing a Viking helmet. I hope he’s having a nice night.
July 23, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I was out on a walk, and a guy drove by in a Prius. Normally nothing noteworthy, but he had long hair, a long beard, and was wearing a Viking helmet. I hope he’s having a nice night.
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An ICE officer is trained for 71 days. It takes 150 days to become a certified pet stylist at Petco. One grooms dogs… the other carry’s guns. This is what’s wrong with our country.
July 21, 2026 at 12:50 PM
An ICE officer is trained for 71 days. It takes 150 days to become a certified pet stylist at Petco. One grooms dogs… the other carry’s guns. This is what’s wrong with our country.
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This is Alfie. He is a professional opera singer with some of the best vibrato in the industry. Some have even called him the next Paw-varotti. 13/10 (TT: thelifeofalfiee)
July 21, 2026 at 10:07 PM
This is Alfie. He is a professional opera singer with some of the best vibrato in the industry. Some have even called him the next Paw-varotti. 13/10 (TT: thelifeofalfiee)
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My complex is impossible to navigate, and when you put my address into maps, it navigates you to a dumpster. Which, fair. I’ve lived here for 3 years, and I’ve always meant to find the dumpster. I’d always forget though. Tonight I remembered to check it, and now I know where it is.
July 18, 2026 at 2:54 AM
My complex is impossible to navigate, and when you put my address into maps, it navigates you to a dumpster. Which, fair. I’ve lived here for 3 years, and I’ve always meant to find the dumpster. I’d always forget though. Tonight I remembered to check it, and now I know where it is.
Had to take my dad to get a rental car, and when we went in dude was listening to “Anywhere” by 112 fairly loudly. I was like “for real bro?” 😂 he turned it down a little eventually, but he did let it play all the way though.
July 17, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Had to take my dad to get a rental car, and when we went in dude was listening to “Anywhere” by 112 fairly loudly. I was like “for real bro?” 😂 he turned it down a little eventually, but he did let it play all the way though.
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I hope I can be in Toy Story someday
トイストーリーチャレンジしましたっ☆
トイストーリーチャレンジしましたっ☆
July 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I hope I can be in Toy Story someday
トイストーリーチャレンジしましたっ☆
トイストーリーチャレンジしましたっ☆
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What purpose does it serve to program a robot to kick a ball? ⚽️
July 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
What purpose does it serve to program a robot to kick a ball? ⚽️
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There was more patriotism (complimentary) in Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show than in this entire American 250 celebration thing going on in DC right now.
Bad Bunny Super Bowl
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July 3, 2026 at 12:48 PM
There was more patriotism (complimentary) in Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show than in this entire American 250 celebration thing going on in DC right now.
There are a lot of awful things going on in the world right now, but as long as kids are still playing Curb, I will choose to remain hopeful.
July 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
There are a lot of awful things going on in the world right now, but as long as kids are still playing Curb, I will choose to remain hopeful.
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