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September 13, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I am literally crying from laughing about this Texas Ohio State game
September 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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"Inde Navarrette cannot play a character who is far more intimidating than her physique suggests" has gotta be the craziest casting objection ever. Do you know how many people were afraid to look at porches because she might be lurking. As dangerous a small person as Bob Sanders or Rey Mysterio
August 23, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally.

ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did.

cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
May 30, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Dogshit performance, completely not up to standard by the USMNT
July 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I’m trying to watch Love Island but this damn Boots Zayas fight is so fucking good I have completely given up on the tv show at this point, boxing rules
June 28, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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the way she… she break… the way she hydrate got me… she…. she got me… pausing? the way she… pausa on my de… got me hidratación? the way she pausa on my de got me hidratación
June 26, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Just imagine watching the first half of that dogshit #usmnt performance without being a little high lmao
June 26, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Public Service announcement to start the week

#TASKMASTER
April 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I would have taken the bowling overalls and shoes in the #Taskmaster episode today
April 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Omg the taskmaster egg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
April 10, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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HAPPY TASKMASTER PREMIERE DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
April 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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freshman of the year
player of the year
mvp of the sec tournament

best to ever do it in this uniform
March 15, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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“That sounds good.” - Curt Cignetti, responding to what it feels like to be heading to the national championship with the same energy your dad would when you ask if he’d like a grilled cheese for lunch
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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This is the most bloodthirsty college football team I've ever seen lmao
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Was catching up on @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social bowl previews, got to the New Mexico Bowl one and that’s how I found out Dan Carlin’s new masterpiece is out. Thank you @hollyanderson.bsky.social , Shutdown Fullcast continues to be the world’s leading breaking news podcast
December 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Bud is a ghost town #wps
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Okay, who all is still up watching this UNC Cal game? Quick roll call for the All Coast Conference. I hope we get a classic PAC-12 After Dark moment
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
4 year old getting sleepy at the Hogs game #wps
August 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Super Regional at Baum, time to send Tennessee home #WPS
June 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Baseball at Baum
June 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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it's not Nathan Fielder's fault that he is a Batman villain in a world without a Batman
May 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Baseball at Baum #wps
May 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Cheeseball man where are you??? You said you would be back next year… our heroes are falling in this fallen world
April 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Tuesday night at Baum #wps
April 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM