Chapel
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Chapel
@chapel976.bsky.social
· Jan 9
Chapel's Car Diary. AMA. 20+ years of mistakes and...
www.vwvortex.com
If you're interested in all my car history, you can read about it here - www.vwvortex.com/threads/chap...
Oh no it's multigenerational. *Clutches fake pearls because in this economy...*
are you just going to do this for every generation
June 4, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Oh no it's multigenerational. *Clutches fake pearls because in this economy...*
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Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026
June 4, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026
Me playing corporate AI like a text parser game
May 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Me playing corporate AI like a text parser game
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Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.
April 26, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.
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Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
April 20, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
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I don't think my day can recover from "I thought it was me as a doctor." Let's call it a wrap.
April 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I don't think my day can recover from "I thought it was me as a doctor." Let's call it a wrap.
Someone get her on the SNL UK Weekend Update desk.
A lot of my former fans were radicalised by this video I put out on the day of the last UK General Election.
March 28, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Someone get her on the SNL UK Weekend Update desk.
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they found the sickos guy frozen to death outside somebody’s window last night
November 29, 2024 at 2:36 AM
they found the sickos guy frozen to death outside somebody’s window last night
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February 26, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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If I may potentially make this worse - I think the risk here isn’t that AI is going to nuke us, it’s that there’s a kind of guy who is going to see this and think that we should be more willing to use nukes because the computer thinks it’s a good idea
AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations
Leading AIs from OpenAI, Anthropic and Google opted to use nuclear weapons in simulated war games in 95 per cent of cases
www.newscientist.com/article/2516...
Leading AIs from OpenAI, Anthropic and Google opted to use nuclear weapons in simulated war games in 95 per cent of cases
www.newscientist.com/article/2516...
AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations
Leading AIs from OpenAI, Anthropic and Google opted to use nuclear weapons in simulated war games in 95 per cent of cases
www.newscientist.com
February 25, 2026 at 1:19 PM
If I may potentially make this worse - I think the risk here isn’t that AI is going to nuke us, it’s that there’s a kind of guy who is going to see this and think that we should be more willing to use nukes because the computer thinks it’s a good idea
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Me selecting the voice for my AI.
February 22, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Me selecting the voice for my AI.
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I can only post this once every four years
February 20, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I can only post this once every four years
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“We were stunned [about the prescience] for a while, but we’ve really gotten to the point where it’s really sad. It’s just sad how predictable and lame and obvious and wrong it all is. Fascism is just a total fail in the end.” www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...
‘Andor’ Creator Tony Gilroy Gives the Interview He Couldn’t During Its Release
While promoting his cautionary tale about fascism, Disney asked Gilroy to refrain from using the word. Nine months after it aired its finale, the 'Star Wars' series feels scarily prescient.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
February 20, 2026 at 8:04 PM
“We were stunned [about the prescience] for a while, but we’ve really gotten to the point where it’s really sad. It’s just sad how predictable and lame and obvious and wrong it all is. Fascism is just a total fail in the end.” www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...
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This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal
February 18, 2026 at 5:48 PM
This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal
Champions Hate Illinois Nazis
February 16, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Champions Hate Illinois Nazis
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more like this
NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise.
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
February 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
more like this
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"Who cares about sex trafficked and raped children? Look at the stock market!"
-This absolute fucking bitch, basically.
-This absolute fucking bitch, basically.
February 11, 2026 at 4:13 PM
"Who cares about sex trafficked and raped children? Look at the stock market!"
-This absolute fucking bitch, basically.
-This absolute fucking bitch, basically.
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
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A pair of lifelong car enthusiasts with deep ties to Jalopnik talk about what's caused their love of all things on four wheels to wan in recent years.
'Tran Girlismo' Is The Perfect Automotive Podcast For 2026 - Jalopnik
www.jalopnik.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
A pair of lifelong car enthusiasts with deep ties to Jalopnik talk about what's caused their love of all things on four wheels to wan in recent years.
Dear Europeans and other Olympic sports fans: it's entirely acceptable to chant "Yankees suck" whenever the US Anthem plays. Please Google videos of appropriate pronunciation and cadence.
February 2, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Dear Europeans and other Olympic sports fans: it's entirely acceptable to chant "Yankees suck" whenever the US Anthem plays. Please Google videos of appropriate pronunciation and cadence.