Not Charles Nelson Reilly
@charlesnelsonmaybe.bsky.social
(I am actually Charles Nelson Reilly, just don’t tell anyone, ok?)
Lost in Antarctica amongst penguins and clowns.
Not Brett Somers is my assistant penguin/clown wrangler: https://bsky.app/profile/brettsometimes.bsky.social
Lost in Antarctica amongst penguins and clowns.
Not Brett Somers is my assistant penguin/clown wrangler: https://bsky.app/profile/brettsometimes.bsky.social
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Chapter One of my silly travelogue has concluded, so this will just be an interlude of disconnected blather until we cross the ocean. We’re still making it to Stonehenge, though. Make no mistake.
I have to tell you a story. (Thread.)
July 4, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I have to tell you a story. (Thread.)
Man what the HELL are you people talking about half the time. I accidentally curated myself an insane asylum and I fucking love it
May 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Man what the HELL are you people talking about half the time. I accidentally curated myself an insane asylum and I fucking love it
Sometimes you have to find your own inner Sanguine Carl about things, y’know
April 22, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Sometimes you have to find your own inner Sanguine Carl about things, y’know
Idk man I’m still not sure eating horses is actually cool. At least outside of Monty Python cartoons or whatever
April 19, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Idk man I’m still not sure eating horses is actually cool. At least outside of Monty Python cartoons or whatever
I fully recognize the irony of saying this on the internet but I just wanted to mention that I went to the beach and swam in the ocean today and it was fucking great and I didn’t worry about anything, just for a brief little moment.
April 19, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I fully recognize the irony of saying this on the internet but I just wanted to mention that I went to the beach and swam in the ocean today and it was fucking great and I didn’t worry about anything, just for a brief little moment.
I feel like we collectively don’t talk about Neptune enough, as far as planets go
April 13, 2026 at 10:34 AM
I feel like we collectively don’t talk about Neptune enough, as far as planets go
I know it’s been over 20 years, but fuck it.
I still think Howard Dean was the shit.
EEEAYHH!!!
I still think Howard Dean was the shit.
EEEAYHH!!!
April 12, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I know it’s been over 20 years, but fuck it.
I still think Howard Dean was the shit.
EEEAYHH!!!
I still think Howard Dean was the shit.
EEEAYHH!!!
Dirty little secret about life: intentionality is often the opposite of fun.
Make mistakes.
Make mistakes.
April 12, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Dirty little secret about life: intentionality is often the opposite of fun.
Make mistakes.
Make mistakes.
People who don’t use turn signals even when they can’t see anyone immediately around should be slapped with a wet fish. I almost get hit by cars on this particular issue daily. God I can hear my bones fossilizing as I type these very letters
everybody post your least interesting takes. grind discourse to a halt. mine is that it's unthinkable to buy raisin bran when raisin bran crunch is *right there*
April 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
People who don’t use turn signals even when they can’t see anyone immediately around should be slapped with a wet fish. I almost get hit by cars on this particular issue daily. God I can hear my bones fossilizing as I type these very letters
Just bored my partner into diarrhea with an unprompted music lesson.
My weekends are generally a blast.
No pun intended. I hope they’re okay
My weekends are generally a blast.
No pun intended. I hope they’re okay
April 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Just bored my partner into diarrhea with an unprompted music lesson.
My weekends are generally a blast.
No pun intended. I hope they’re okay
My weekends are generally a blast.
No pun intended. I hope they’re okay
Life with insomnia, aka “sleep-slop.”
April 11, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Life with insomnia, aka “sleep-slop.”
I’m Usidore, wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light/Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr’akkas. The elves know me as Fi’ang Yalok. The dwarves know me as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. And in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar.
April 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I’m Usidore, wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light/Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr’akkas. The elves know me as Fi’ang Yalok. The dwarves know me as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. And in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar.
There are two kinds of people: pork chops
April 4, 2026 at 11:56 AM
There are two kinds of people: pork chops
This is my therapist:
April 4, 2026 at 7:06 AM
This is my therapist:
Star Trek starred Worf.
I think I have a fever
I think I have a fever
March 31, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Star Trek starred Worf.
I think I have a fever
I think I have a fever
Sometimes you just want to talk about your grandma, y’know?
Mine was real weird. The one I knew, anyway. She was kind of a hunched over real mean old lady who used to make sales clerks’ lives hell when we went back to school shopping at the end of the summer.
Mine was real weird. The one I knew, anyway. She was kind of a hunched over real mean old lady who used to make sales clerks’ lives hell when we went back to school shopping at the end of the summer.
March 30, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Sometimes you just want to talk about your grandma, y’know?
Mine was real weird. The one I knew, anyway. She was kind of a hunched over real mean old lady who used to make sales clerks’ lives hell when we went back to school shopping at the end of the summer.
Mine was real weird. The one I knew, anyway. She was kind of a hunched over real mean old lady who used to make sales clerks’ lives hell when we went back to school shopping at the end of the summer.
Holy shit as of two weeks ago I officially managed to live longer than Lowtax, and thankfully have only done a fraction of the horrible shit he did. Life is weird.
March 28, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Holy shit as of two weeks ago I officially managed to live longer than Lowtax, and thankfully have only done a fraction of the horrible shit he did. Life is weird.
They said they were into old school horror so I showed them a daguerreotype of a taxidermied crow and we both stared into the middle distance for a perfectly comfortable amount of time.
March 19, 2026 at 9:49 PM
They said they were into old school horror so I showed them a daguerreotype of a taxidermied crow and we both stared into the middle distance for a perfectly comfortable amount of time.
The Antarctica Files may resume shortly. If anyone remembers, I am currently on my way to Stonehenge in a clown car and have encountered a non-insignificant series of detours. I am posting from said location and have been this entire time. Just to be clear.
March 15, 2026 at 11:53 AM
The Antarctica Files may resume shortly. If anyone remembers, I am currently on my way to Stonehenge in a clown car and have encountered a non-insignificant series of detours. I am posting from said location and have been this entire time. Just to be clear.
Oh also I meant to mention the circus is back in town and by that I mean there is literally a big circus tent down the street putting on a show with clowns and various entertainers for all ages to enjoy. Nothing I am saying is an exaggeration or a metaphor.
March 8, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Oh also I meant to mention the circus is back in town and by that I mean there is literally a big circus tent down the street putting on a show with clowns and various entertainers for all ages to enjoy. Nothing I am saying is an exaggeration or a metaphor.
Hey at the end of the day what do we really care if some people are just out here wearing wigs, right
March 8, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Hey at the end of the day what do we really care if some people are just out here wearing wigs, right
That Guy Who Sometimes Said Funny Things Around You At Work Ten Years Ago died today. He was survived by a loud series of snoring noises you’re already making
March 4, 2026 at 12:41 PM
That Guy Who Sometimes Said Funny Things Around You At Work Ten Years Ago died today. He was survived by a loud series of snoring noises you’re already making
Just start calling it “Wam-Lart” instead. It’ll hurt less to have to shop there
March 4, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Just start calling it “Wam-Lart” instead. It’ll hurt less to have to shop there
Angine de Poitrine reaction videos out here like that Key & Peele MMA sketch where the guy doesn’t realize he’s cutting promos against a legitimate crazy person
February 22, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Angine de Poitrine reaction videos out here like that Key & Peele MMA sketch where the guy doesn’t realize he’s cutting promos against a legitimate crazy person
Denise Richards has never once Richarded.
I’ll show myself out
I’ll show myself out
February 17, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Denise Richards has never once Richarded.
I’ll show myself out
I’ll show myself out