Charles the Goblin
@charlesthegoblin.com
Tinker Goblin. Dandy. Twice blessed by Queen Mab. Envoy of the Winter Court. Pronouns: They/Them. May I have YOUR name?
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The Treaty of Tripoli, which was negotiated and signed while George Washington was president:
"Art. 11. The Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion."
Q: How many times is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
A: Zero.
"Art. 11. The Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion."
Q: How many times is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
A: Zero.
September 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
The Treaty of Tripoli, which was negotiated and signed while George Washington was president:
"Art. 11. The Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion."
Q: How many times is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
A: Zero.
"Art. 11. The Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion."
Q: How many times is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
A: Zero.
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Mamdani is writing the playbook for how Democrats must continue to communicate with voters after Election Day. He could have done the usual thing and disappear after winning but if anything he’s communicating even MORE now.
September 16, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Mamdani is writing the playbook for how Democrats must continue to communicate with voters after Election Day. He could have done the usual thing and disappear after winning but if anything he’s communicating even MORE now.
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Safe to say the people of Kentucky are not being represented properly
September 15, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Safe to say the people of Kentucky are not being represented properly
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Be the type of human that *doesn't* make this face after being told genocide is amoral.
September 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Be the type of human that *doesn't* make this face after being told genocide is amoral.
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If John Fetterman hates being a senator so much he can always—and should—make his way to the nearest exit door. He is a public servant, not an indentured one. Bye!
September 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
If John Fetterman hates being a senator so much he can always—and should—make his way to the nearest exit door. He is a public servant, not an indentured one. Bye!
For the last month I've been conducting an experiment. And surprisingly, it worked!
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I Put an IVR Between Spam Callers and My Cell Phone for One Month. Here's What Happened.
120 incoming calls. 101 unwanted. Zero unwanted calls reached my phone.
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September 1, 2026 at 5:28 AM
For the last month I've been conducting an experiment. And surprisingly, it worked!
charlesthegoblin.com/blog/i-put-a...
charlesthegoblin.com/blog/i-put-a...
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Hey, critters.
The media's interested in furries again.
As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press:
If a journalist approaches you,
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUC
The media's interested in furries again.
As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press:
If a journalist approaches you,
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUC
August 29, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Hey, critters.
The media's interested in furries again.
As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press:
If a journalist approaches you,
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUC
The media's interested in furries again.
As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press:
If a journalist approaches you,
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUC
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*sigh* An "AI" does not "escape containment", as breathless news articles claim. It is *told to do something by its programmers*, then it *goes and does what it's been told*, then the corporation it belongs to releases a statement to drive fear-based engagement and media laps up the lie.
August 29, 2026 at 3:17 PM
*sigh* An "AI" does not "escape containment", as breathless news articles claim. It is *told to do something by its programmers*, then it *goes and does what it's been told*, then the corporation it belongs to releases a statement to drive fear-based engagement and media laps up the lie.
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Octavia E. Butler’s novel “Parable of the Talents” depicts a dystopian United States run by Christian Nationalists. Their slogan is “Make America Great Again.” Published in 1998, many years before Trump’s political career, but this poem in the book prophesied Trump. (Poem from @zymplex.bsky.social)
August 28, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Octavia E. Butler’s novel “Parable of the Talents” depicts a dystopian United States run by Christian Nationalists. Their slogan is “Make America Great Again.” Published in 1998, many years before Trump’s political career, but this poem in the book prophesied Trump. (Poem from @zymplex.bsky.social)
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Hakeem Jeffries and Jared Kushner met today to see what they have in common.
It turns out to be only one thing: A stupefying fear of progressive Democrats accomplishing lots of things that will help people.
It turns out to be only one thing: A stupefying fear of progressive Democrats accomplishing lots of things that will help people.
August 23, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Hakeem Jeffries and Jared Kushner met today to see what they have in common.
It turns out to be only one thing: A stupefying fear of progressive Democrats accomplishing lots of things that will help people.
It turns out to be only one thing: A stupefying fear of progressive Democrats accomplishing lots of things that will help people.
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USPS is not in charge of election integrity - your job is to deliver mail. Stay in your lane.
August 23, 2026 at 10:39 AM
USPS is not in charge of election integrity - your job is to deliver mail. Stay in your lane.
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“Heckuvajob, Petey!”
August 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
“Heckuvajob, Petey!”
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Today’s Civics Lesson
Dr. Fauci honoring a congressional subpoena and then taking the Fifth Amendment: an example of someone respecting both Congress and the Constitution.
Jim Jordan ignoring a congressional subpoena: an example of someone showing contempt for Congress.
Lesson over.
Dr. Fauci honoring a congressional subpoena and then taking the Fifth Amendment: an example of someone respecting both Congress and the Constitution.
Jim Jordan ignoring a congressional subpoena: an example of someone showing contempt for Congress.
Lesson over.
August 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Today’s Civics Lesson
Dr. Fauci honoring a congressional subpoena and then taking the Fifth Amendment: an example of someone respecting both Congress and the Constitution.
Jim Jordan ignoring a congressional subpoena: an example of someone showing contempt for Congress.
Lesson over.
Dr. Fauci honoring a congressional subpoena and then taking the Fifth Amendment: an example of someone respecting both Congress and the Constitution.
Jim Jordan ignoring a congressional subpoena: an example of someone showing contempt for Congress.
Lesson over.
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Mitch McConnell was so exhausted by his stay in the hospital, his “rehab” consists exclusively of a long nap. In the dirt.
August 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Mitch McConnell was so exhausted by his stay in the hospital, his “rehab” consists exclusively of a long nap. In the dirt.
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Seven years ago, speaking to the pernicious atheists at the Freedom From Religion Foundation conference. Alas, no converts. Some people are so stubborn in their affection to reality! Sad.
August 7, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Seven years ago, speaking to the pernicious atheists at the Freedom From Religion Foundation conference. Alas, no converts. Some people are so stubborn in their affection to reality! Sad.
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👏Every👏Single👏Time👏
Susan Collins announcing she'll vote against a controversial nominee is basically the moment it becomes clear that nominee will be confirmed. It means Thune has enough votes to confirm, and thus, Collins gets a pass to look independent.
August 5, 2026 at 2:49 PM
👏Every👏Single👏Time👏
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Sen. Cynthia Lummis dramatically says "I don't know" when asked by Fox News if Ossoff and Warnock were duty elected
July 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Sen. Cynthia Lummis dramatically says "I don't know" when asked by Fox News if Ossoff and Warnock were duty elected
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"The racehorse theory" is a eugenics dogwhistle, popular with the Nazis, about whether people have "good" genes or "bad" genes.
It is also a surprising thing to say when your own father had dementia.
It is also a surprising thing to say when your own father had dementia.
Trump on Lindsey Graham: "His father died just about at the same age. I'm a believer in the race horse theory. If you have problems, you have problems. And he had some problems."
July 14, 2026 at 2:33 PM
"The racehorse theory" is a eugenics dogwhistle, popular with the Nazis, about whether people have "good" genes or "bad" genes.
It is also a surprising thing to say when your own father had dementia.
It is also a surprising thing to say when your own father had dementia.
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So when Barrack Obama was running everything in 2016, and Trump won, the election was fair?
But when Donald Trump was running everything in 2020, and Trump lost, the election was rigged and stolen?
How does that make sense? Oh, it doesn't! It's a lie.
But when Donald Trump was running everything in 2020, and Trump lost, the election was rigged and stolen?
How does that make sense? Oh, it doesn't! It's a lie.
July 14, 2026 at 2:42 PM
So when Barrack Obama was running everything in 2016, and Trump won, the election was fair?
But when Donald Trump was running everything in 2020, and Trump lost, the election was rigged and stolen?
How does that make sense? Oh, it doesn't! It's a lie.
But when Donald Trump was running everything in 2020, and Trump lost, the election was rigged and stolen?
How does that make sense? Oh, it doesn't! It's a lie.
“Antifa” was useful when he needed a shadowy domestic enemy, but it’s too diffuse and eventually runs into the problem that anti-fascism sounds… not bad to normal people.
July 4, 2026 at 12:21 PM
“Antifa” was useful when he needed a shadowy domestic enemy, but it’s too diffuse and eventually runs into the problem that anti-fascism sounds… not bad to normal people.
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Not one man who used Jeffrey Epstein to help them rape underage girls has been arrested.
But a man has been arrested for placing his hand the Reflecting Pool's water.
#NationalPriorities
But a man has been arrested for placing his hand the Reflecting Pool's water.
#NationalPriorities
July 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Not one man who used Jeffrey Epstein to help them rape underage girls has been arrested.
But a man has been arrested for placing his hand the Reflecting Pool's water.
#NationalPriorities
But a man has been arrested for placing his hand the Reflecting Pool's water.
#NationalPriorities
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I think if we got enough people to dress up in frog costumes and dance around the reflecting pool, it might trigger a rage stroke. Let's get that nosebleed started
June 22, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I think if we got enough people to dress up in frog costumes and dance around the reflecting pool, it might trigger a rage stroke. Let's get that nosebleed started
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Nancy 6/16/26 … “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 4
June 16, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Nancy 6/16/26 … “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 4