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Lex 🕸️d
@chelicerati.bsky.social
· Apr 17
rolling a peanut butter m&m around my mouth during a work zoom call like auntie from hausu
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“Many things that are true feel like a cheat. Kingdoms get the princes they deserve, farmers’ daughters die for no reason, and sometimes witches merit saving.”
- A Monster Calls by @patricknessbooks.bsky.social
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#horrorsky #horrorbooks #horrorwriters #horrorauthor #horrorquotes #horror
- A Monster Calls by @patricknessbooks.bsky.social
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#horrorsky #horrorbooks #horrorwriters #horrorauthor #horrorquotes #horror
January 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
“Many things that are true feel like a cheat. Kingdoms get the princes they deserve, farmers’ daughters die for no reason, and sometimes witches merit saving.”
- A Monster Calls by @patricknessbooks.bsky.social
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#horrorsky #horrorbooks #horrorwriters #horrorauthor #horrorquotes #horror
- A Monster Calls by @patricknessbooks.bsky.social
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#horrorsky #horrorbooks #horrorwriters #horrorauthor #horrorquotes #horror
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no tunnel but the tunnel whose contours we identify for the purposes of finding its exit, no light but the one we follow to better times
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
no tunnel but the tunnel whose contours we identify for the purposes of finding its exit, no light but the one we follow to better times
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imagine you are 4 years old and it’s the week between christmas and new years and your floor is made of mattress and tomorrow you’re getting a bunk bed
December 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
imagine you are 4 years old and it’s the week between christmas and new years and your floor is made of mattress and tomorrow you’re getting a bunk bed
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I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
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TOMORROW IS THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. It is time for the women (defined broadly) to hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart with their bare hands!
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
TOMORROW IS THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. It is time for the women (defined broadly) to hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart with their bare hands!
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the good that you do persists in this world
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
the good that you do persists in this world
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It rules that as a Millenial I will always think of Gen Z as being young even when they get lower back pain and post constantly about soup
December 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It rules that as a Millenial I will always think of Gen Z as being young even when they get lower back pain and post constantly about soup
TRUE CRIME EXCLUSIVE!!! - Brazen CRIMINAL caught in the act! - Faces NO CONSEQUENCES!!!
December 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
TRUE CRIME EXCLUSIVE!!! - Brazen CRIMINAL caught in the act! - Faces NO CONSEQUENCES!!!
this would fix me
L&C expedition but from Sacagawea's perspective.
December 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
this would fix me
I’m one NYT article away from becoming the joker
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’m one NYT article away from becoming the joker
Inside me there are two wolves:
1. Any well respected college level Physics text book
2. Maeve Fly
1. Any well respected college level Physics text book
2. Maeve Fly
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Inside me there are two wolves:
1. Any well respected college level Physics text book
2. Maeve Fly
1. Any well respected college level Physics text book
2. Maeve Fly
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my diet consists of different scraps. i’m basically a creature
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
my diet consists of different scraps. i’m basically a creature
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millenials are doomed to forever be the only generation to know how to use the computer properly
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
millenials are doomed to forever be the only generation to know how to use the computer properly
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[shitfaced at my HS reunion] Has anyone seen the lunch lady
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
[shitfaced at my HS reunion] Has anyone seen the lunch lady
so old grinch and new grinch are clearly different species. old grinch is furry all over and has a typical primate nose. but new grinch has a canid nose and whiskers and no hair on his face indicating that he eats from carcasses. whether he hunts or scavenges them I do not know
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
so old grinch and new grinch are clearly different species. old grinch is furry all over and has a typical primate nose. but new grinch has a canid nose and whiskers and no hair on his face indicating that he eats from carcasses. whether he hunts or scavenges them I do not know
Dracula and his single white whisker, reporting for duty
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Dracula and his single white whisker, reporting for duty
meet me in the coat bath we can bathe our coats together
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
meet me in the coat bath we can bathe our coats together
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
What’s the best one liner in movie history?
October 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
What’s the best one liner in movie history?
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more of a publishing opinion than a literary one i guess, but books should come out in paperback first and then do a hardcover release farther down the road
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
more of a publishing opinion than a literary one i guess, but books should come out in paperback first and then do a hardcover release farther down the road
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(trying to explain "fuck, marry, kill" to a black widow spider) no it's *three different* guys
September 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
(trying to explain "fuck, marry, kill" to a black widow spider) no it's *three different* guys
Slutty Mouse
Questionably sexy up a band:
ZZ Topless
ZZ Topless
August 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Slutty Mouse
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