Charlotte Teresa Smith Heichelbech
@chorolettesmuth.bsky.social
Mean as hell. Drunk with power. Here to help.
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mcconnell returning after weeks with a gigantic BBL
July 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
mcconnell returning after weeks with a gigantic BBL
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these are getting weird
June 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
these are getting weird
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there was one professional in the room at least
Photographer Andy Harnik casually snapped pictures during the shooting incident without letting go of his bourbon.
April 26, 2026 at 10:30 AM
there was one professional in the room at least
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if he's not dead, then put the basketball game back on
April 26, 2026 at 1:10 AM
if he's not dead, then put the basketball game back on
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please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 AM
please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
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Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again
March 23, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again
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Truly a perfect news alert
March 10, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Truly a perfect news alert
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had a very respectful chat about theology tonight
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 AM
had a very respectful chat about theology tonight
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
George Washington
YouTube video by unvmebad86
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
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If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.
January 24, 2026 at 11:51 PM
If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.
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Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha
January 20, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha
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if we take acetaminophen while pregnant will the autism be generic or nah? i’m trying to have a savant
September 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
if we take acetaminophen while pregnant will the autism be generic or nah? i’m trying to have a savant
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Sorry, folks. Sounds like the civil war has been postponed due to white shooter
September 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Sorry, folks. Sounds like the civil war has been postponed due to white shooter
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The idea that there is a "Left" in American politics is an absurd right wing fantasy, which of course is politically useful to them, but unfortunately it's also useful to centrist media figures who need it to be true for their somber above-it-all commentary to make sense
September 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The idea that there is a "Left" in American politics is an absurd right wing fantasy, which of course is politically useful to them, but unfortunately it's also useful to centrist media figures who need it to be true for their somber above-it-all commentary to make sense
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[TMZ-ish voice] It’s the hottest new trend! Yes, openly wishing for the President’s death is IN this season. The real hip trendsetters are saying it should extremely painful!
…We’ll have more on this story after the break.
…We’ll have more on this story after the break.
August 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
[TMZ-ish voice] It’s the hottest new trend! Yes, openly wishing for the President’s death is IN this season. The real hip trendsetters are saying it should extremely painful!
…We’ll have more on this story after the break.
…We’ll have more on this story after the break.
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If you’re not selling drugs I’m not sure you need a home surveillance system.
August 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If you’re not selling drugs I’m not sure you need a home surveillance system.
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The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
November 10, 2024 at 12:14 AM
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
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Fear of the New York City subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
The Subway Is Not Scary
Fear of the subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
June 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Fear of the New York City subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
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It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
June 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
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“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
May 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing