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Chris Patterson
@chriswritesplays.bsky.social
Playwright and Screenwriter. Semi-retired Actor. Satirist. Harlem, NYC

Business inquiries through Email. DM's open.
Oh, Jesus tap dancing Christ. I made the discover tab???

I'm screwed... 🤣
August 24, 2026 at 8:10 PM
But I like talking to youuuu! 💕
August 24, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Nvm. People are nice here.

But back to that bra thing... 🤣🤣🤣
August 24, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Thank you. Holy crap. It really wasn't too hard to ask. 💕
August 24, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Uh oh.

I seemed to have pissed somebody off with my rant besides you.

Why are people replying? Lmao
August 24, 2026 at 1:41 PM
See? It's not just me. I haven't seen it for just that reason. I saw the trailer when it first came out and thought, "Mid."

It's mid to me. I'm sorry. Very OTT.
August 24, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Oh, I know. If I ever see Peter and MJ get down?

Ooh, Girl... 🤣 Someone is going to find out just how much I love Spiderman.
August 24, 2026 at 12:38 AM
It's because she's hot. Let's be real here. The actress is super attractive and good at acting.

But then you see the plot and it's just... Ick. You know? Icky.
August 24, 2026 at 12:36 AM
HAHAHAHAHA!

My work here is done... 🤣
August 24, 2026 at 12:35 AM
You damn right I will. I LOVE Spiderman. But I'm not paying movie ticket prices to go see it. 🤣

Shit, I don't love him that damn much...
August 24, 2026 at 12:35 AM