“My caber is up here” amirite?

Also: washed up dead is a pretty accurate description of me after every news cycle

Free sashimi!!!! Just kidding. Spawning salmon is blech.

Niiiiice….. Happy early birthday!

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Wife (to me): You do realize that *this* (waves hands randomly about) is all your fault.
Me:
W:
M: Maybe a little.

Wife (looking at me): You do realize that *this* (waves hands randomly about) is all your fault.
Me:
W:
M: Maybe a little.

CLEARLY

This match is sorta cringe. Do either Spain or Argentina realize they’re in the finals or what?

I’ve been there. And it’s physically and emotionally exhausting. Feel for you.

I’m so tired of hearing nothing but shit ideas coming outta these people’s pie holes. Honestly, it’s exhausting.

Yeah I hated this one

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I’m so sorry for your loss. I know the mix of emotions in your head. And they are all valid. I hope you take time to allow yourself to grieve, feel relief, and guilt and everything in between. And in the end I hope your heart finally finds peace.

I cannot star this.

COSIGN