Chris Jones
@ckj76.bsky.social
Rugby and football fan, model maker, gardener, husband and cat dad
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Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
October 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
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VOTE LATCHMERE for Hornby magazine’s LAYOUT OF THE YEAR! Keep the NSE 40th anniversary going!! Much luv. Pete. ❤️💙🩶
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September 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
VOTE LATCHMERE for Hornby magazine’s LAYOUT OF THE YEAR! Keep the NSE 40th anniversary going!! Much luv. Pete. ❤️💙🩶
www.surveymonkey.com/r/53M8JB7
www.surveymonkey.com/r/53M8JB7
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Somewhere in England, a tired man turns off Channel 4 news and wearily puts on a bin.
September 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Somewhere in England, a tired man turns off Channel 4 news and wearily puts on a bin.
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
theonion.com
August 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
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HE HAS RISEN.
That’s the new stained glass window fitted in the airport chapel! Oh ffs…
August 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
HE HAS RISEN.
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Setting up an autoreply on her Outlook?
June 25, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Setting up an autoreply on her Outlook?
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Iran hits back on social media.
April 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Iran hits back on social media.
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Keir Starmer has dragged the UK into this war against our will.
UK bases face further attacks - putting military personnel and civilians in the potential line of fire.
This is a Prime Minister who promised a vote before any military action - that must now happen on Monday.
UK bases face further attacks - putting military personnel and civilians in the potential line of fire.
This is a Prime Minister who promised a vote before any military action - that must now happen on Monday.
March 21, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Keir Starmer has dragged the UK into this war against our will.
UK bases face further attacks - putting military personnel and civilians in the potential line of fire.
This is a Prime Minister who promised a vote before any military action - that must now happen on Monday.
UK bases face further attacks - putting military personnel and civilians in the potential line of fire.
This is a Prime Minister who promised a vote before any military action - that must now happen on Monday.
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Paul Kenton, #British #painter known for his dynamic cityscapes filled w/ movement, light & reflection. Using bold palette knife strokes & layers of oil paint, he captures the energy of rain-soaked streets, skylines & urban life w/ striking realism & texture
@paulkenton.bsky.social
#art #painting
@paulkenton.bsky.social
#art #painting
March 20, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Paul Kenton, #British #painter known for his dynamic cityscapes filled w/ movement, light & reflection. Using bold palette knife strokes & layers of oil paint, he captures the energy of rain-soaked streets, skylines & urban life w/ striking realism & texture
@paulkenton.bsky.social
#art #painting
@paulkenton.bsky.social
#art #painting
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How Trump’s bid to cut oil prices will fill Russia’s war chest with billions
How Trump’s bid to cut oil prices will fill Russia’s war chest with billions
Russia is set to earn up to two-thirds more a month from its oil and gas revenue than it did in February, experts say, potentially wiping out months of losses in a matter of weeks. Stuti Mishra reports
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March 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
How Trump’s bid to cut oil prices will fill Russia’s war chest with billions
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Lib Dem Leader Ed Davey:
"Tax exiles like Isabel Oakeshott and washed up old footballers who mock ordinary people who stay in the UK and pay our taxes... As we protect them, it's only right for tax exiles to start paying taxes to fund our armed forces, just like the rest of us".
"Tax exiles like Isabel Oakeshott and washed up old footballers who mock ordinary people who stay in the UK and pay our taxes... As we protect them, it's only right for tax exiles to start paying taxes to fund our armed forces, just like the rest of us".
March 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Lib Dem Leader Ed Davey:
"Tax exiles like Isabel Oakeshott and washed up old footballers who mock ordinary people who stay in the UK and pay our taxes... As we protect them, it's only right for tax exiles to start paying taxes to fund our armed forces, just like the rest of us".
"Tax exiles like Isabel Oakeshott and washed up old footballers who mock ordinary people who stay in the UK and pay our taxes... As we protect them, it's only right for tax exiles to start paying taxes to fund our armed forces, just like the rest of us".
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Imagine your party has won a historic byelection.
You've had election day, a loads of interviews, held a press conference with your new MP and welcomed lots of new members.
Sleep? Nah. It's time for The Last Leg!
#isitok
You've had election day, a loads of interviews, held a press conference with your new MP and welcomed lots of new members.
Sleep? Nah. It's time for The Last Leg!
#isitok
February 27, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Imagine your party has won a historic byelection.
You've had election day, a loads of interviews, held a press conference with your new MP and welcomed lots of new members.
Sleep? Nah. It's time for The Last Leg!
#isitok
You've had election day, a loads of interviews, held a press conference with your new MP and welcomed lots of new members.
Sleep? Nah. It's time for The Last Leg!
#isitok
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NEWS! Whistle-blower claims no-one involved in snowboarding has any idea what’s going on
Whistle-blower claims no-one involved in snowboarding has any idea what’s going on
A commentator working for the BBC at the Winter Olympics has claimed that nobody involved in snowboarding, from judges, commentators, to the competitors themselves, has any clue what the sport is a…
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February 17, 2026 at 2:03 PM
NEWS! Whistle-blower claims no-one involved in snowboarding has any idea what’s going on
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I’m known as the sex bomb because I’ve got a two inch fuse and explode very quickly.
February 15, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I’m known as the sex bomb because I’ve got a two inch fuse and explode very quickly.
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A WARNING ! Late , but better late than never ! Thank god for @vizcomic.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 10:15 AM
A WARNING ! Late , but better late than never ! Thank god for @vizcomic.bsky.social
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Do you know what I’m sick of? All these men thinking they’re the fucking victims for facing basic accountability or backlash for THEIR decisions.
Starmer isn’t the victim, that shithouse Mandelson certainly isn’t, the trafficked raped and murdered kids on that island are.
Starmer isn’t the victim, that shithouse Mandelson certainly isn’t, the trafficked raped and murdered kids on that island are.
February 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Do you know what I’m sick of? All these men thinking they’re the fucking victims for facing basic accountability or backlash for THEIR decisions.
Starmer isn’t the victim, that shithouse Mandelson certainly isn’t, the trafficked raped and murdered kids on that island are.
Starmer isn’t the victim, that shithouse Mandelson certainly isn’t, the trafficked raped and murdered kids on that island are.
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The Conservative Party has defected to Reform.
January 26, 2026 at 6:18 PM
The Conservative Party has defected to Reform.
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The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 PM
The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
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Unfortunately the whole of next week is still January....
January 25, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Unfortunately the whole of next week is still January....
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Just reflexively oppositional, YOU NEGOTIATED THIS DEAL! If you'd not held the election when you did, Rishi would have signed it. YOU WERE IN THE FOREIGN OFFICE AT THE TIME.
This is (1) disgraceful at a moment of national danger, (2) laughably unserious and (3) deeply unwise when the President is obviously becoming incapacitated and the most unpopular person in the whole UK. Utterly disqualifying.
January 20, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Just reflexively oppositional, YOU NEGOTIATED THIS DEAL! If you'd not held the election when you did, Rishi would have signed it. YOU WERE IN THE FOREIGN OFFICE AT THE TIME.
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NEWS! Sauron joins Reform, vows to fix "broken Middle-earth"
Sauron joins Reform, vows to fix “broken Middle-earth”
The Dark Lord Sauron has joined Reform UK plc in a move described as “inevitable”, and a metaphor described as “on the nose”.
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January 20, 2026 at 11:32 AM
NEWS! Sauron joins Reform, vows to fix "broken Middle-earth"
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Imagine telling someone from 30 years ago that in the year 2026, the USA would be invading Greenland, Artificial intelligence would be defended for churning out images of child porn, and Pluto was no longer a planet.
January 19, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Imagine telling someone from 30 years ago that in the year 2026, the USA would be invading Greenland, Artificial intelligence would be defended for churning out images of child porn, and Pluto was no longer a planet.