Emily
@classichaunting.bsky.social
Classic poltergeist activity
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me: one. two. three.
announcer: off to a strong start
me: four. five. s..six. seven
announcer: bit of a wobble, but good recovery
me: eight. nine.
announcer: and the moment of truth?
me: ten
announcer: astounding!! yet another Full Display
me: eleven
announcer: and a well-earned victory lap
announcer: off to a strong start
me: four. five. s..six. seven
announcer: bit of a wobble, but good recovery
me: eight. nine.
announcer: and the moment of truth?
me: ten
announcer: astounding!! yet another Full Display
me: eleven
announcer: and a well-earned victory lap
September 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
me: one. two. three.
announcer: off to a strong start
me: four. five. s..six. seven
announcer: bit of a wobble, but good recovery
me: eight. nine.
announcer: and the moment of truth?
me: ten
announcer: astounding!! yet another Full Display
me: eleven
announcer: and a well-earned victory lap
announcer: off to a strong start
me: four. five. s..six. seven
announcer: bit of a wobble, but good recovery
me: eight. nine.
announcer: and the moment of truth?
me: ten
announcer: astounding!! yet another Full Display
me: eleven
announcer: and a well-earned victory lap
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This is obviously such cowardly loser behavior but I do wish that if anyone ever tried to make me do a work task I wasn't into, I could just leave for several months while continuing to collect a salary.
BREAKING: The House is going home again—this time to avoid a vote on Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s impeachment.
September 16, 2026 at 4:53 PM
This is obviously such cowardly loser behavior but I do wish that if anyone ever tried to make me do a work task I wasn't into, I could just leave for several months while continuing to collect a salary.
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Virtuoso Grasshopper Absolutely Wailing On Leg
September 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Virtuoso Grasshopper Absolutely Wailing On Leg
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HR should let you scream until you pass out on one Teams call per quarter
September 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
HR should let you scream until you pass out on one Teams call per quarter
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and also the other side of this is, if i'm not sure whether i liked a movie, that isn't necessarily a state that needs fixing. it is not necessary to send me four hours' worth of a lady giving me the answer to my inner experience
September 14, 2026 at 9:43 PM
and also the other side of this is, if i'm not sure whether i liked a movie, that isn't necessarily a state that needs fixing. it is not necessary to send me four hours' worth of a lady giving me the answer to my inner experience
Flowers growing behind my neighbor’s air conditioner.
September 14, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Flowers growing behind my neighbor’s air conditioner.
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Yo. This is the union calling for a boycott. Here in America people like to say "Well I was already boycotting Starbucks!" No you were not. You were just choosing not to buy their stuff. That is not a boycott. A boycott is an organized, collective activity. "I" don't boycott: we do.
We have power in numbers, and we'll continue to fight for a better Starbucks.
Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers!
boycottstarbucks.net
Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers!
boycottstarbucks.net
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS
Starbucks is the biggest violator of U.S. labor law in modern history. Join the movement - Boycott Starbucks!
boycottstarbucks.net
September 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Yo. This is the union calling for a boycott. Here in America people like to say "Well I was already boycotting Starbucks!" No you were not. You were just choosing not to buy their stuff. That is not a boycott. A boycott is an organized, collective activity. "I" don't boycott: we do.
Time to see if the Phillies can maintain a 7-run lead over 2 innings.
September 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Time to see if the Phillies can maintain a 7-run lead over 2 innings.
Excited to spend another season trying to guess the Eagles score based on your posts and my neighbor’s yelling.
September 13, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Excited to spend another season trying to guess the Eagles score based on your posts and my neighbor’s yelling.
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Just in time for Dylan Cease's start, I'd like to present my newest dumb baseball website: STACHECAST
Were you wondering whether Cease pitches better with that giant stache, with the long beard, or with something else? We have the answer. Maybe.
stachecast.lol
Were you wondering whether Cease pitches better with that giant stache, with the long beard, or with something else? We have the answer. Maybe.
stachecast.lol
STACHECAST
Investigating the question on everyone's minds: how does Dylan Cease's facial hair affect his starts?
stachecast.lol
September 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Just in time for Dylan Cease's start, I'd like to present my newest dumb baseball website: STACHECAST
Were you wondering whether Cease pitches better with that giant stache, with the long beard, or with something else? We have the answer. Maybe.
stachecast.lol
Were you wondering whether Cease pitches better with that giant stache, with the long beard, or with something else? We have the answer. Maybe.
stachecast.lol
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Hey everyone, how do we feel about portents and omens? They're not real, right? Like they can be safely ignored, even hubristically scoffed at and mocked, yeah?
September 12, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Hey everyone, how do we feel about portents and omens? They're not real, right? Like they can be safely ignored, even hubristically scoffed at and mocked, yeah?
Sea Isle is ready
September 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Sea Isle is ready
Finally reunited with my beloved
September 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Finally reunited with my beloved
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Phillies Total Fixing of Fundamentals Going Pretty Bad So Far
September 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Phillies Total Fixing of Fundamentals Going Pretty Bad So Far
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Put Derek Hill in the Hall of Fame
September 12, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Put Derek Hill in the Hall of Fame
For whatever it’s worth I just scheduled my COVID and flu shots for CVS in New Jersey and I did not have to attest to any preexisting conditions.
September 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
For whatever it’s worth I just scheduled my COVID and flu shots for CVS in New Jersey and I did not have to attest to any preexisting conditions.
As someone who thinks about Elizabeth Taylor rushing to Montgomery Clift after his accident roughly once a month there has never been a YMRT series more Made for Me
Sound on for our final video trailer for The Bisexuals, the first episode of which drops Tuesday, September 15. Video by Aaron Hillis featuring clips from:
Torch Singer (1933)
The Misfits (1961)
Reckless (1935)
A Place in the Sun (1951)
I Confess (1953)
Torch Singer (1933)
The Misfits (1961)
Reckless (1935)
A Place in the Sun (1951)
I Confess (1953)
September 11, 2026 at 6:41 PM
As someone who thinks about Elizabeth Taylor rushing to Montgomery Clift after his accident roughly once a month there has never been a YMRT series more Made for Me
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Sound on for our final video trailer for The Bisexuals, the first episode of which drops Tuesday, September 15. Video by Aaron Hillis featuring clips from:
Torch Singer (1933)
The Misfits (1961)
Reckless (1935)
A Place in the Sun (1951)
I Confess (1953)
Torch Singer (1933)
The Misfits (1961)
Reckless (1935)
A Place in the Sun (1951)
I Confess (1953)
September 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Sound on for our final video trailer for The Bisexuals, the first episode of which drops Tuesday, September 15. Video by Aaron Hillis featuring clips from:
Torch Singer (1933)
The Misfits (1961)
Reckless (1935)
A Place in the Sun (1951)
I Confess (1953)
Torch Singer (1933)
The Misfits (1961)
Reckless (1935)
A Place in the Sun (1951)
I Confess (1953)
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy