Chris Lindsay
@clindz.bsky.social
That’s what I appreciates about you.
(He/him)
(He/him)
Seems like a very significant move
August 20, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Seems like a very significant move
Legit question for suburban Atlantans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral Waymos that run into my cul-de-sac within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers
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May 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Legit question for suburban Atlantans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral Waymos that run into my cul-de-sac within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
Also our new space station is fully operational and on its way to Alderaan
Another truth Julia couldn’t be bothered to contemplate: Meta’s total Q1 revenue was up $55.9 billion or 33% year-over-year. I’m no finance guy, but that seems pretty good.
May 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Also our new space station is fully operational and on its way to Alderaan
Shiny Happy People is the best REM song
WE NEED BAD IRRELEVANT TAKES IMMEDIATELY
FLOOD THE TIMELINE
FLOOD THE TIMELINE
April 10, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Shiny Happy People is the best REM song
He means Starship, the band that built this city
Why would anyone be surprised that the same man who’s been lying for a decade that his cars can SAFELY drive themselves, or that we’ll soon have cities on Mars— is conning the world about beating NASA at their own game, as well?
Con men lie. See DOGE for proof. Think a little.
Con men lie. See DOGE for proof. Think a little.
April 6, 2026 at 4:35 AM
He means Starship, the band that built this city
This is California-specific but Bear In Hot Tub
the only two truly good kind of news cycle are Space and Escaped Animal
April 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
This is California-specific but Bear In Hot Tub
I have a joke about the Winchester House but I’m afraid to stop working on it
I have a history joke, but I'm not sure about the ending.
I have an obstetrics joke, but I need to work on the delivery
March 20, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I have a joke about the Winchester House but I’m afraid to stop working on it
Frickin Shakespeare, inventing introspection along with everything else
Billionaire Marc Andreessen says he has "zero" introspection, and that the idea itself is a modern invention.
March 16, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Frickin Shakespeare, inventing introspection along with everything else
Singing “post hoc / proctor hoc” to the tune of Hey There / Georgy Girl and going insane.
Not sure if these things are related.
Not sure if these things are related.
February 24, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Singing “post hoc / proctor hoc” to the tune of Hey There / Georgy Girl and going insane.
Not sure if these things are related.
Not sure if these things are related.
It doesn’t count as political unless the chyron says POLITICS
Analysis: Weeks before he set foot on the stage, Bad Bunny’s halftime performance had already become a media event.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
Analysis | Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was expected to provoke. Did it?
The Bad Bunny Super Bowl show nodded to injustices in Puerto Rico but mostly evoked wholesome family values that meshed with the more sentimental commercials.
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February 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
It doesn’t count as political unless the chyron says POLITICS
One more for the list of People Whose Opinions I Can Disregard
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
One more for the list of People Whose Opinions I Can Disregard
A Chevy Malibu with dead aliens in the trunk will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
A Chevy Malibu with dead aliens in the trunk will return in Avengers: Doomsday
Explaining the song YYZ to my thoroughly uninterested children
December 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Explaining the song YYZ to my thoroughly uninterested children
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, where the shadows lie, One Tim to rule them all, One Tim to find them, One Tim to bring them all, and in the darkness, bind them.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, blew up the Death Star.
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Any movie where the plot covers a year or more is at least partly a Christmas movie
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Any movie where the plot covers a year or more is at least partly a Christmas movie
Time for the Christmas album with the best ever title
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Time for the Christmas album with the best ever title
One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there, and she almost knocked me dead
I met a girl there, and she almost knocked me dead
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there, and she almost knocked me dead
I met a girl there, and she almost knocked me dead
Supernatural had an in-universe show like that called Ghostfacers.
there should be a Ghostbusters tv show in the style/format of Cops
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Supernatural had an in-universe show like that called Ghostfacers.
New Main Character of the day just dropped
The educated liberal big city US folks outraged at Trump's renovation of Lincoln bathroom really need to scroll some Facebook of their less established relatives and friends to see what kind of aesthetic resonates with Trump's target audience.
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
New Main Character of the day just dropped
CHOTINER: Then Kint left.
KUJAN: We were done, his bail was paid.
CHOTINER: Then you started to look around the office.
KUJAN: Some of the names and places he mentioned were on the corkboard, the mug. At first I thought, what a funny coincidence.
CHOTINER: Was it a coincidence?
KUJAN: … no
KUJAN: We were done, his bail was paid.
CHOTINER: Then you started to look around the office.
KUJAN: Some of the names and places he mentioned were on the corkboard, the mug. At first I thought, what a funny coincidence.
CHOTINER: Was it a coincidence?
KUJAN: … no
September 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
CHOTINER: Then Kint left.
KUJAN: We were done, his bail was paid.
CHOTINER: Then you started to look around the office.
KUJAN: Some of the names and places he mentioned were on the corkboard, the mug. At first I thought, what a funny coincidence.
CHOTINER: Was it a coincidence?
KUJAN: … no
KUJAN: We were done, his bail was paid.
CHOTINER: Then you started to look around the office.
KUJAN: Some of the names and places he mentioned were on the corkboard, the mug. At first I thought, what a funny coincidence.
CHOTINER: Was it a coincidence?
KUJAN: … no
If you see this, repost with a vampire that’s not Dracula
September 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
If you see this, repost with a vampire that’s not Dracula