@cloneofme.bsky.social
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Hey you! Yeah you, the tired overworked dehydrated noodle in a capitalist hellscape.
Use your goddamn PTO!
You have earned it. It is part of your total compensation.
Go schedule some time off!
Also grab a beverage and a snack.
Use your goddamn PTO!
You have earned it. It is part of your total compensation.
Go schedule some time off!
Also grab a beverage and a snack.
September 15, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Hey you! Yeah you, the tired overworked dehydrated noodle in a capitalist hellscape.
Use your goddamn PTO!
You have earned it. It is part of your total compensation.
Go schedule some time off!
Also grab a beverage and a snack.
Use your goddamn PTO!
You have earned it. It is part of your total compensation.
Go schedule some time off!
Also grab a beverage and a snack.
Reading a positive performance evaluation feels like I'm reading a fanfic someone else wrote about me. Like, haha boss, I tricked you. 😂😔😩
September 8, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Reading a positive performance evaluation feels like I'm reading a fanfic someone else wrote about me. Like, haha boss, I tricked you. 😂😔😩
I made a sandwich today. It was good. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 28, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I made a sandwich today. It was good. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I would like to formally announce that I want to go back to bed.
August 12, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I would like to formally announce that I want to go back to bed.
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My wife came home with 4 cases of beer, 3 boxes of wine, 2 bottles of whiskey and 2 loaves of bread.
"Are we expecting company?" I asked.
"No" she replied.
"Then why did you get so much bread???"
"Are we expecting company?" I asked.
"No" she replied.
"Then why did you get so much bread???"
August 6, 2026 at 12:24 PM
My wife came home with 4 cases of beer, 3 boxes of wine, 2 bottles of whiskey and 2 loaves of bread.
"Are we expecting company?" I asked.
"No" she replied.
"Then why did you get so much bread???"
"Are we expecting company?" I asked.
"No" she replied.
"Then why did you get so much bread???"
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Kikoke Ukike! (I can measure his tail too! )
July 19, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Guy on the radio earlier saying we should all save our shower water and use that to flush the toilet. Around 60 companies are responsible for 80% of all global carbon emissions; telling us as individuals to do something without addressing that is just gaslighting and guilt tripping.
July 14, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Guy on the radio earlier saying we should all save our shower water and use that to flush the toilet. Around 60 companies are responsible for 80% of all global carbon emissions; telling us as individuals to do something without addressing that is just gaslighting and guilt tripping.
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PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”
July 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”
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Everyone should be extremely concerned that birthright citizenship was 5-4 and not unanimous.
June 30, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Everyone should be extremely concerned that birthright citizenship was 5-4 and not unanimous.
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June 17, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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In the United States, even our prisoners on death row are allowed to have family visit them… These are not ‘facilities.’ These are not ‘centers’…These are concentration camps!
TRUMP’s AMERICA
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
TRUMP’s AMERICA
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
‘We won’t stop until they’re free’: protesters outside a New Jersey ICE facility in their own words
Organizers rally outside Delaney Hall, facing violent clashes with agents, as over 300 detainees are on hunger strike
www.theguardian.com
June 8, 2026 at 2:47 AM
In the United States, even our prisoners on death row are allowed to have family visit them… These are not ‘facilities.’ These are not ‘centers’…These are concentration camps!
TRUMP’s AMERICA
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
TRUMP’s AMERICA
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Gwaaagh, Gwarrrgh! . You finally made it. This department store is gonna be your grave! Gwaaagh. You will be gone, and you'll be burning in... Well, you'll go to heaven! ... Even though you could beat me... Master Giygas will avenge me... At this moment, should be... Monotoli... Gwaaaaarrrrgh! !
June 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Gwaaagh, Gwarrrgh! . You finally made it. This department store is gonna be your grave! Gwaaagh. You will be gone, and you'll be burning in... Well, you'll go to heaven! ... Even though you could beat me... Master Giygas will avenge me... At this moment, should be... Monotoli... Gwaaaaarrrrgh! !
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Ossoff: "While you pay more for everything, Donald Trump wants your tax dollars for what many are calling the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom."
May 31, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Ossoff: "While you pay more for everything, Donald Trump wants your tax dollars for what many are calling the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom."
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I'm not saying we should abandon electrical technology, it's very good.
But I will say I think we should return to mechanical means for many things. You do not need an app for your door lock. You do not need a smart fridge. You do not need a coffee machine with a camera. Bring back the mechanical.
But I will say I think we should return to mechanical means for many things. You do not need an app for your door lock. You do not need a smart fridge. You do not need a coffee machine with a camera. Bring back the mechanical.
May 31, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I'm not saying we should abandon electrical technology, it's very good.
But I will say I think we should return to mechanical means for many things. You do not need an app for your door lock. You do not need a smart fridge. You do not need a coffee machine with a camera. Bring back the mechanical.
But I will say I think we should return to mechanical means for many things. You do not need an app for your door lock. You do not need a smart fridge. You do not need a coffee machine with a camera. Bring back the mechanical.
Can drive a truck...
When you
May 26, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Can drive a truck...
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Apologies to the older folks we used to judge for eating dinner at 5 and being in bed by 9.
You guys were really on to something.
You guys were really on to something.
May 21, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Apologies to the older folks we used to judge for eating dinner at 5 and being in bed by 9.
You guys were really on to something.
You guys were really on to something.
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Seems like it's just for decoration.
May 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Seems like it's just for decoration.
Strands #802
“Men in tights”
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“Men in tights”
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May 14, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Strands #802
“Men in tights”
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“Men in tights”
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