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your wife kissed me on the cheek when i got here
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Please quit sending the worst people you have to Texas.
September 14, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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September 13, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Texas Longhorns: sometimes we do win
September 13, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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I know I’ve been tweeting a lot about AI doom lately, and dismissing it a bit. But just to be fair and balanced I want to say. If you’re working at an AI company and you say “I’m really worried that the thing I’m building will extinct humanity” and you keep building it, you should surely go to jail
September 9, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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Texas has suspended over 1.2 million voter registrations. Many valid voters in Texas have found their voter registrations were somehow canceled when they checked. Check your registration here and fix it immediately - Texas doesn't always honor provisional ballots cast on election day.
IvisMvpUi
goelect.txelections.civixapps.com
August 28, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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every single person pushing this angle is intellectually bankrupt. The data centers being built today are for NOTHING other than AI compute, and are much, much larger and more destructive. If none of them got built, services like online banking, social media and streaming would continue to function.
This by far is the most insane one to me, like why are you siding WITH the tech companies
August 21, 2026 at 10:45 PM
me when i hear da ice cream truck song
Natalie Harp sprints after Trump's golf cart in newly unearthed image.
August 21, 2026 at 7:06 PM
love the humiliation ritual of applying to jobs where every single posting is like "we want someone who loves being hit in the back of the head with a rake every day" and you just have to be like yeah of course that's me
August 20, 2026 at 7:21 PM
group of friends tonight intently discussed the muppets les mis and which character should be the lone human and everyone agreed it should be the kid that gets shot
August 18, 2026 at 5:40 AM
bud's neck is just perpendicular to his body at this point
August 12, 2026 at 4:29 AM
thinking about the gratata guy
August 8, 2026 at 7:40 AM
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man I will just never get over the fact that the collective response to the pandemic, and an absolutely miraculous vaccine development, was to destroy public health in this country and smear everyone involved

I generally take a positive view of humanity overall but it's so depressing
Moreno to Fauci: "Who the fuck did you think you were?"
July 29, 2026 at 4:27 PM
the jimmy neutron fairly oddparents crossover episode always had a terrible dark energy
July 28, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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cannot stop thinking about this spongebob storyboard panel
July 28, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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July 24, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Using chatgpt in prison >>>>
July 23, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
July 22, 2026 at 8:55 PM
headline: portal to hell? taco bell warns customers that enter store are randomly being swept to a "fiery" underworld

me: mmm... taco bell
July 17, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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this is the perfect use of axios’s bullet point house style
July 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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please show respect for the dead body of someone who didn’t respect your alive body
July 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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I say this with no will or animosity: if you hate voters, stop fucking texting us asking for money.
I say this with no ill will or animosity: if you hate the Democratic Party, then please don’t run for our nomination.

Don’t use our resources. Don’t rely on our volunteers. Don’t use our infrastructure. Don’t ask Democrats to invest their time, money, and energy in your campaign.
June 24, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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NYC is on such a roll. It's beautiful to behold.

Not just antifascist but the *antithesis* of fascism.
June 24, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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June 17, 2026 at 7:09 PM
tommy pickles ate all the other rugrats 😔
my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic
June 15, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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the cars don't drive themselves and we're still nowhere near Mars, but you can't question Elon Musk's ability to deliver screwworms and racial violence
June 10, 2026 at 12:54 PM