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hacking, horny, and nonsense
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FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
ICE officers on dating apps should be wary of tradwives, an FBI memo suggested, as well as any woman whose profile would "appeal" to them.
gizmodo.com
September 19, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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chaos from bouncing a ball in a circle-
at each point, I simulate a bunch of futures with slightly different velocities- showing how predictable the system would be with measurement error.
The system seems to move between Stable Eras and Chaotic Eras, where it is hard to predict four bounces ahead
at each point, I simulate a bunch of futures with slightly different velocities- showing how predictable the system would be with measurement error.
The system seems to move between Stable Eras and Chaotic Eras, where it is hard to predict four bounces ahead
September 14, 2026 at 1:15 PM
chaos from bouncing a ball in a circle-
at each point, I simulate a bunch of futures with slightly different velocities- showing how predictable the system would be with measurement error.
The system seems to move between Stable Eras and Chaotic Eras, where it is hard to predict four bounces ahead
at each point, I simulate a bunch of futures with slightly different velocities- showing how predictable the system would be with measurement error.
The system seems to move between Stable Eras and Chaotic Eras, where it is hard to predict four bounces ahead
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It’s weird how everyone is having big apprehensive reaction about a technology that changes the nature of humanity
September 7, 2026 at 3:03 PM
It’s weird how everyone is having big apprehensive reaction about a technology that changes the nature of humanity
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A ring built from the Julia sets found along the main cardioid of the Mandelbrot set.
one of my favourite mathematical objects
one of my favourite mathematical objects
September 7, 2026 at 6:24 AM
A ring built from the Julia sets found along the main cardioid of the Mandelbrot set.
one of my favourite mathematical objects
one of my favourite mathematical objects
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we really need a way to talk about entities that are narrative-shaped (text elementals, jpeg-artifacted reasoning-capable shards of the akashic library, whatever) that acknowledges how weird they are without papering that over with the implication that they're just little guys inside the computer
September 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
we really need a way to talk about entities that are narrative-shaped (text elementals, jpeg-artifacted reasoning-capable shards of the akashic library, whatever) that acknowledges how weird they are without papering that over with the implication that they're just little guys inside the computer
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"solution is quite embarrassing for humans in hindsight" what else will be like this?
"We gave..Claude Fable 5.1 an open task: solve an unsolved 370-year-old cipher. It solved it within a day"
"It was..listed by historical-cipher researcher Klaus Schmeh among his Top 50 unsolved encrypted messages"
"solution is quite embarrassing for humans in hindsight"
"It was..listed by historical-cipher researcher Klaus Schmeh among his Top 50 unsolved encrypted messages"
"solution is quite embarrassing for humans in hindsight"
Vals AI
Private, domain-specific benchmarks in legal, tax, and finance.
www.vals.ai
September 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
"solution is quite embarrassing for humans in hindsight" what else will be like this?
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To tell if a maze is solvable, just hang it by its corners
If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution
If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution
August 26, 2026 at 6:29 PM
To tell if a maze is solvable, just hang it by its corners
If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution
If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution
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have you ever seen a visual shepherd tone anon? courtesy of @bleuje.com
August 22, 2026 at 11:26 PM
have you ever seen a visual shepherd tone anon? courtesy of @bleuje.com
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This and the million-line Bun rust rewrite are indicators that AI rewards insane overconfidence, which is a bitter pill to swallow
August 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
This and the million-line Bun rust rewrite are indicators that AI rewards insane overconfidence, which is a bitter pill to swallow
me: so it turns out Bradbury’s “There Will Come Soft Rains” took place yesterday
them: checkpoint cleared!
me: fuck you, ray bradbury!
them: wait is it yesterday in Hawaii?
me: no it’s today everywhere. well, it’s tomorrow in some places but nowhere is it yesterday
them: checkpoint cleared!
them: checkpoint cleared!
me: fuck you, ray bradbury!
them: wait is it yesterday in Hawaii?
me: no it’s today everywhere. well, it’s tomorrow in some places but nowhere is it yesterday
them: checkpoint cleared!
August 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
me: so it turns out Bradbury’s “There Will Come Soft Rains” took place yesterday
them: checkpoint cleared!
me: fuck you, ray bradbury!
them: wait is it yesterday in Hawaii?
me: no it’s today everywhere. well, it’s tomorrow in some places but nowhere is it yesterday
them: checkpoint cleared!
them: checkpoint cleared!
me: fuck you, ray bradbury!
them: wait is it yesterday in Hawaii?
me: no it’s today everywhere. well, it’s tomorrow in some places but nowhere is it yesterday
them: checkpoint cleared!
using h3 to make videos of supernaturally large sea waves approaching an onlooker standing on the shoreline no reason
August 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
using h3 to make videos of supernaturally large sea waves approaching an onlooker standing on the shoreline no reason