Porkmist
@colant.bsky.social
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September 16, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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NOOOO ITS HAPPENING AGAIN FUUUUUUCK!
September 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
NOOOO ITS HAPPENING AGAIN FUUUUUUCK!
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August 24, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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So I've just started watching Funboy's and yeah it's bloody great.
August 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
So I've just started watching Funboy's and yeah it's bloody great.
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‘I’M CLOSING THE BUREAU. For an hour.’
July 7, 2026 at 2:02 PM
‘I’M CLOSING THE BUREAU. For an hour.’
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This needs to go on a t-shirt:
"I'm seriously suggesting that at this time of grace political danger you keep your elitist cheese pictures to yourself"
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"I'm seriously suggesting that at this time of grace political danger you keep your elitist cheese pictures to yourself"
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My favourite culinary accusation remains the one about how my love of "elitist cheese boards" caused Brexit.
May 18, 2026 at 8:36 PM
This needs to go on a t-shirt:
"I'm seriously suggesting that at this time of grace political danger you keep your elitist cheese pictures to yourself"
💥
"I'm seriously suggesting that at this time of grace political danger you keep your elitist cheese pictures to yourself"
💥
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Welcoming a new member of the golem family.
April 25, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Welcoming a new member of the golem family.
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The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social
April 22, 2026 at 8:46 AM
The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social
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Before posting, don't forget to let
Reform Ltd & Nigel Farage know
your heart-felt feelings about them
all over the leaflet ...
meme via Paul Hodgson
Reform Ltd & Nigel Farage know
your heart-felt feelings about them
all over the leaflet ...
meme via Paul Hodgson
April 8, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Before posting, don't forget to let
Reform Ltd & Nigel Farage know
your heart-felt feelings about them
all over the leaflet ...
meme via Paul Hodgson
Reform Ltd & Nigel Farage know
your heart-felt feelings about them
all over the leaflet ...
meme via Paul Hodgson
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A thread which should be read in its entirety.
This week, Brexit finally killed our family business. We cleared out our warehouse, handed back the keys, paid the final bills and said goodbye to our last employee.
What was once a thriving firm died a slow, sad death, all thanks to Farage, Johnson and the gullible idiots they conned. 1/18
What was once a thriving firm died a slow, sad death, all thanks to Farage, Johnson and the gullible idiots they conned. 1/18
Starmer announces that the UK is pursuing closer EU relations:
“Brexit did deep damage to our economy. And the opportunities to strengthen our security and cut the cost of living are simply too big to ignore. We want to be more ambitious. Closer economic cooperation. Closer security cooperation.”
“Brexit did deep damage to our economy. And the opportunities to strengthen our security and cut the cost of living are simply too big to ignore. We want to be more ambitious. Closer economic cooperation. Closer security cooperation.”
April 1, 2026 at 9:13 PM
A thread which should be read in its entirety.
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Brilliant. Will start explaining cyber concepts like this 🤣
March 6, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Brilliant. Will start explaining cyber concepts like this 🤣
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Pandora's box this morning
March 2, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Pandora's box this morning
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Here I am having a holiday while lying about the government stopping me going to the Chagos Islands, where nobody can go without a permit. Still, who needs facts when your followers are thick and gullible?
February 22, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Here I am having a holiday while lying about the government stopping me going to the Chagos Islands, where nobody can go without a permit. Still, who needs facts when your followers are thick and gullible?
I am now waiting for the point where the Punch the monkey is revealed to be a fascist and was ostracized because of his strident views.
February 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
I am now waiting for the point where the Punch the monkey is revealed to be a fascist and was ostracized because of his strident views.
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'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny
February 19, 2026 at 10:28 AM
'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny
Fudge Kiosk may become my new favorite insult.
Porthleven’s favourite fudge kiosk bids farewell – but a new chapter is on the way
#Cornwall #Kernow
🔗: https://www.falmouthpacket.co...
#Cornwall #Kernow
🔗: https://www.falmouthpacket.co...
Porthleven’s favourite fudge kiosk bids farewell – but a new chapter is on the way
A familiar sight on Porthleven’s harbourside disappeared this week, leaving many wondering whether it marked the end of one of the village’s…
www.falmouthpacket.co.uk
February 18, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Fudge Kiosk may become my new favorite insult.
i like to walk in to the room where my cat is and give her the thumbs up sign, just to confirm were cool.
February 16, 2026 at 9:46 AM
i like to walk in to the room where my cat is and give her the thumbs up sign, just to confirm were cool.