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@staggerlee42.bsky.social watched The Aerial last night - absolutely superb!
September 13, 2026 at 11:17 AM
@staggerlee42.bsky.social watched The Aerial last night - absolutely superb!
sad times in the household yesterday as we cancelled Sky Sports & TNT. Having a baby is an expensive business! now i have no way of finding out what Jamie Carragher thinks about Brentford’s midfield options, zut alors!
September 13, 2026 at 11:17 AM
sad times in the household yesterday as we cancelled Sky Sports & TNT. Having a baby is an expensive business! now i have no way of finding out what Jamie Carragher thinks about Brentford’s midfield options, zut alors!
Day 2 of my exploration of @staggerlee42.bsky.social’s favourite 21st century films - tonight, Cemetery Of Splendour
September 2, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Day 2 of my exploration of @staggerlee42.bsky.social’s favourite 21st century films - tonight, Cemetery Of Splendour
tonight’s film (a choice from @staggerlee42.bsky.social’s letterboxd!)
September 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
tonight’s film (a choice from @staggerlee42.bsky.social’s letterboxd!)
“Welcome to the Internet” by Bo Burnham makes me want to delete all of my social media pages.
August 31, 2026 at 4:49 PM
“Welcome to the Internet” by Bo Burnham makes me want to delete all of my social media pages.
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My review of 4′33″ by John Cage:
10/10, no notes.
10/10, no notes.
April 29, 2026 at 7:23 AM
My review of 4′33″ by John Cage:
10/10, no notes.
10/10, no notes.
just finished watching this really fun show called Ponies and fuming that it’s been cancelled after one series
August 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
just finished watching this really fun show called Ponies and fuming that it’s been cancelled after one series
every now and then i take a look at Threads and it really is just engagement-bait central. A horrible place.
August 22, 2026 at 2:27 PM
every now and then i take a look at Threads and it really is just engagement-bait central. A horrible place.
having a baby: 10/10
having a baby in a series of intense heatwaves: 0/10
having a baby in a series of intense heatwaves: 0/10
August 16, 2026 at 2:12 PM
having a baby: 10/10
having a baby in a series of intense heatwaves: 0/10
having a baby in a series of intense heatwaves: 0/10
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art installation that’s various screenings of Die Hard with the source altered: Die Slow (movie is screened at half speed), Die Die Die Die Die (movie is screened 5x in a row with the credits only appearing at the top of the 1st & end of the 5th), Die Alone (movie is screened in a locked theater)
July 20, 2026 at 3:14 AM
art installation that’s various screenings of Die Hard with the source altered: Die Slow (movie is screened at half speed), Die Die Die Die Die (movie is screened 5x in a row with the credits only appearing at the top of the 1st & end of the 5th), Die Alone (movie is screened in a locked theater)
my friend described watching Spain as like “watching a boa constrictor” and i think that’s a pretty perfect description
July 19, 2026 at 9:47 PM
my friend described watching Spain as like “watching a boa constrictor” and i think that’s a pretty perfect description
I AM A DAD NOW.
My son River was born at 12:08 this morning. Look at him, he’s perfect.
My son River was born at 12:08 this morning. Look at him, he’s perfect.
July 18, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I AM A DAD NOW.
My son River was born at 12:08 this morning. Look at him, he’s perfect.
My son River was born at 12:08 this morning. Look at him, he’s perfect.
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GABRIEL CLARKE: Tuchel called you a bunch of useless pricks. He said you should all retire. He said the king should abdicate in shame. He said England should disband itself as a nation. He said
JUDE BELLINGHAM: yeah, it was a tough shift
JUDE BELLINGHAM: yeah, it was a tough shift
July 12, 2026 at 12:05 AM
GABRIEL CLARKE: Tuchel called you a bunch of useless pricks. He said you should all retire. He said the king should abdicate in shame. He said England should disband itself as a nation. He said
JUDE BELLINGHAM: yeah, it was a tough shift
JUDE BELLINGHAM: yeah, it was a tough shift
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GABRIEL CLARKE: Thomas, you’re into the semi final. Your thoughts
THOMAS TUCHEL: football is suffering, it is futile
THOMAS TUCHEL: football is suffering, it is futile
July 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
GABRIEL CLARKE: Thomas, you’re into the semi final. Your thoughts
THOMAS TUCHEL: football is suffering, it is futile
THOMAS TUCHEL: football is suffering, it is futile
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I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
May 19, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
also also i got dressed up fancy earlier this week and went to an awards ceremony! we didn’t win but it was a very nice evening
April 25, 2026 at 4:36 PM
also also i got dressed up fancy earlier this week and went to an awards ceremony! we didn’t win but it was a very nice evening
also i saw Operation Mincemeat last night at the Lyceum theatre in Sheffield and it was fantastic! still tearing up thinking about Dear Bill
April 25, 2026 at 4:35 PM
also i saw Operation Mincemeat last night at the Lyceum theatre in Sheffield and it was fantastic! still tearing up thinking about Dear Bill
it’s hot and beautiful, i’ve done a parkrun, i’ve had 2 aperol spritzes and a pack of haribo and i’m watching the football. Our son is due in about 10 weeks. Life is good 😊
April 25, 2026 at 4:34 PM
it’s hot and beautiful, i’ve done a parkrun, i’ve had 2 aperol spritzes and a pack of haribo and i’m watching the football. Our son is due in about 10 weeks. Life is good 😊
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Would immediately buy the mid-century novel that began with this sentence.
Thank you very much for the cardigan I've been wanting this colour because Mummy burnt my other one.
April 20, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Would immediately buy the mid-century novel that began with this sentence.
half marathon done!! 2hr 15 mins, not a terrible time for your first one i think, and a thousand quid raised for Sands!! huge thank you if you donated, and the idea of me being able to do this just a couple of years ago would have seemed ABSURD 🏃
March 31, 2026 at 5:46 PM
half marathon done!! 2hr 15 mins, not a terrible time for your first one i think, and a thousand quid raised for Sands!! huge thank you if you donated, and the idea of me being able to do this just a couple of years ago would have seemed ABSURD 🏃